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Youd never think I was the master of the Universe... I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's Skirt .. Add this |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA |
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| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Oct 20, 2008 (415 days back) |
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| .. ..I edited my profile at Doobix.com Myspace Layouts.. ..I edited my profile at Doobix.com Myspace Layouts I am very outgoing and love to have a good time. I love sports, the Vols and the Tide. I love to be near water... skiing or layin out at a lake or beach... I work at Brio and will soon be bartending, I hope, and go to school at UAB. I am working on getting my real estate license, so I am really busy all the time. But I still leave time for fun. I love to go dancing and chillin with my friends after-party style. I love to play pool. I enjoy meeting new people and going new places, but I love Birmingham. This city is not too big and not too small. I enjoy cookin, especially at the lake where I ski most of the summer, the races, or on a sat while watchin football. How You Life Your Life You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness. You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations. You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. How Do You Live Your Life? Get image codes at: PhotoPox.com .. Survey of my Life by davya So Basically.. Name:: Nadav Nicknames:: The Jew, The Mayor, and oh yeah Awesome Sausage Age:: 24 Birth Date:: Feb. 15, 1983 Hair Color:: black Eye Color:: gorgeous hazel Height:: 5'9 Piercings:: used to have a tongue ring Tatoos:: want one just not sure of what Heritage:: Im a Jew Best.. Food:: sushi, thai, anything I cook Drink:: miller lite, double crown and seven, choc. milk, and how can i forget sweet tea with ballpark ice Time of Day:: whatever time it is Season:: summer Day of the Week:: thurs. Color:: green, brown, and baby blue Place in U.S:: sweet home alabama, the HAM Place outside U.S:: Israel, Switzerland, Italy Magazine:: BETUS.com Pet:: Vol and Jackson, I have revently adopted Otis Friend:: Sean C. Wood, Kris, Sanermander, and the Johns Feeling: Anticipated Do You.. Shower Daily:: usually twice Brush your Teeth Daily:: twice Sing:: all the time Dance:: all weekend long Drink:: same as I sing Smoke:: if I am really gone Read Books:: all the time before bed Read Magazines:: on the pot Have a Religion:: Im a Jew Have a Bf/Gf:: yup MS. Kim Play an Instrument:: Bongos, and my bone In the Opposite Sex.. Hair Color:: blonde, brunette, black and then after that whatever Eye Color:: blue, hazel, green then whatever Height:: short and then tall Tatoos:: sexy ones Piercings:: wherever, prefer nose rings Body Type:: just so i dont lose the remote in them, fair game Hobbies:: sports, kickin ass, makin money, kickin ass, and cooking, betting, SKIING Do You Believe In.. Ghosts:: yeah but only good ones Aliens:: yeah sometimes I think Sean is one God:: oh yeah, we are tight Devil:: oh yeah, we are tight Heaven:: been there, and takin some lucky ladies with me Hell:: same as b/4 Afterlife:: yup Have You Ever.. Been Arrested:: nope Cheated:: yup Been Cheated on:: yup, thats why i dont cheat now Had your Heart Broken:: oh yeah Broken someone elses Heart:: im sure Stripped:: haha furnace on a sun. Kissed more than two people in one night:: yeah Kissed someone of the same sex:: no Lied:: yeah about the last question, j.k. Gotten into a fight:: yeah Passed out:: yeah Stolen anything:: yeah im sure, dont know wat Done something you regret:: yeah Been on T.V:: plenty i am the mayor Been in Love:: yeah Last Person You.. Talked to on the phone:: Mallory Text Messaged: dont know, i asked who they were Instant Messaged: not sure Hugged:: my dad Kissed:: my mom Yelled at:: otis Missed:: my niece and nephews Were told loved you?: huh... Take this survey | Find surveys Pimp My Profile |
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Music:Country, Hip-Hop, R&B, Techno, Top-40's, ProgressiveFree games for your Myspace Profile: Myspace Games |
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Movies:Casino, Memphis Belle, Cinderella Man, Anchorman Cocktail--> Barman's poem I am the last barman poet . I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach. The schnapps made from peach. The velvet hammer. The alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The pink squirrel. The 3-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweat and snazzy. The iced tea. The kamakazi. The orgasm. The death spasm. The Singapore sling. The dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to get loaded. Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is open. |
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Television:60 minutes (which I am proud to say I watch in 2 and a half hours) Dexter, Sopranos, family guy, simpsons, history channel, Anything on A&E or Court TV (First 48, Intervention, Cold Case, City Confidential, American Justice, House... CSI... Any College or pro Futbawl... and I'll give you one reality show; Hell's Kitchen. |
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Books:The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? You are now marked on my visitor map! Create your own visitor map! |
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Heroes:My Moms'n'em... she is the coolest person I know... The Israeli Defense Force... He Who blessed our forefathers Abraham, Isaac and Jacob -- may He bless the fighters of the Israel Defense Forces, who stand guard over our land and the cities of our God, from the border of the Lebanon to the desert of Egypt, and from the Great Sea unto the approach of the Aravah, on the land, in the air, and on the sea.May the Almighty cause the enemies who rise up against us to be struck down before them. May the Holy One, Blessed is He, preserve and rescue our fighters from every trouble and distress and from every plague and illness, and may He send blessing and success in their every endeavor.May He lead our enemies under our soldiers' sway and may He grant them salvation and crown them with victory. And may there be fulfilled for them the verse: For it is the Lord your God, Who goes with you to battle your enemies for you to save you. Now let us respond: Amen.adopt your own virtual pet! adopt your own virtual pet!Jr. wins first Nascar event of 2008 the Bud Pole Shootout |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Birmingham, Alabama |
| Religion: | Jewish |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Managing Bartender |
| Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
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Chuck Norris and why he is a such a bad-ass |
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| Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is... Posted by Nadav A.K.A Awesome Sausage the Mayor on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:19:00 PST |
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SEC Light Bulb Change... |
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| HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more toexplain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed atHarvard.At... Posted by Nadav A.K.A Awesome Sausage the Mayor on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST |
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My Best Friend... |
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| My dog had to be put to sleep on Friday 7/7/06. She has been with me since I was 16. She was my best friend, always there for me when I needed a friend or someone to play with. I took her to the Vet b... Posted by Nadav A.K.A Awesome Sausage the Mayor on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST |
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Closet Tomboy, Shawn, TRENTHAM, Aaron, Alaina, ♥Meredith♥, Jimbo II, Izzy, Scorpio, Good Ole Boy, bonnie., Chasity, She La La, Doug Norton, Adam, LESLIE, JEFF, Kapali Swamy, JOHN JONES, Grogan, B Brian..leave it to the professionals !, Bobby T., JL, Blake, McCoy, *Kimerly*, Erica, Brad Pugh Is Shaping U!!, Zach, Sha-Boy@ZEN, Kenny Chesney, Amber’s Hot Bodz, Lil Wayne, Rascal Flatts, Zen, Keith Urban, T.K. (Thomas), Kelly, Theresa, C~RIZZLE, Dale, christa, Less-a-lee, Allergic to Wintertime, i aint yo damn homie! frenchy!, Donna, Lauren, Letta, Melissa, (( aMy)), *SavannaH*, amanda, Hillbilly Delux ®, Ages Apart, Jezabelle Von Jane Gypsy Queen, HOPE, Down Stroke, Ekoms Smoke (Mr. No Problem/ Flash Gordon) Pmmm, carl,
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