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Vote for me! |
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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Delray Beach, FLORIDA |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
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| Last Login: | Aug 30, 2008 (460 days back) |
About Me |
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We celebrate marijuana and all of it's influence on culture and our brain chemistry. We worship the kind nug and use regs as incense. We burn more trees than a forrest fire. We celebrate 364 days of chronika with tree lighting ceremonies at least twice a day. The other day is danksgiving, when we give thanks to science for giving us G-13, and show our gratitude by sharing the wealth. We have two commandments. Stay stoned, and help others do the same. We are waiting for 4:20 AM, April 20th of the year 2420, when the water of every bong shall water every seed we have cast aside, and they will rise again into a beanstalk like plant we can climb to heaven. And then puff out on God's stash. He saves the best stuff for head stash. So sayeth Pope John Michael the Second. Amen. DynamoPsychism |
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My Interests |
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| It's the First North American Canabist Chuch. What we're interested in should be obvious. | |
I'd like to meet:Smokers, jokers, midnight tokers. Local hotties who wanna smoke me out and buy me dinner. |
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Music:Scope me out. Pope John Michael the SecondJoin the Hater Brigade!..For those of us who appreciate a good verbal thrashing and don't take it too seriously. Hate on whoever you want, whatever the reason. As long as you're clever about it. |
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Movies:Anything as long as we're stoned. |
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Books:Smoke a brother out if you have, because there may come a day when you don't. |
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Heroes:Every POW in the drug war. Everyone fighting to free them. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Occupation: | Smoking |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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To clarify: |
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| No. I can't get you weed. Don't ask me. If you can't get your own weed, you shouldn't be in this church. Like every church, I like tithings. Take 10% off the top of your head stash and give it to me. ... Posted by First Cannibist Church on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:42:00 PST |
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THE PEACE CANDLE! |
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| For those in the know, who have changed thier display picture, My top 24 is ALMOST full of you.
For the rest of you, you've been seeing it around, wondering why everyone's using it as thier picture, t... Posted by First Cannibist Church on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST |
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Bored and Blunted people should not have access to computors. |
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| Bored and Blunted on IRC is fun. I thought this was a great little story... I think I'm going to write a novel around this.
Webspin-Away bbl
Pope John Michael the Second> as if we give a shit.
We... Posted by First Cannibist Church on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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DoublePlusUnGood |
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| "President Bush's campaign unveiled an ad of its own that accuses Kerry of "doublespeak." That ad begins airing nationally tonight on cable TV networks." USAToday article
Doublespeak? DOUBLESPEAK?... Posted by First Cannibist Church on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Holy Crap |
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| Thank you all, for evangelizing the message of Jesus Chronic. Our little cult of slackers has now more than doubled overninght... 23 to 47 at latest count and my email is still blowing up. Please, all... Posted by First Cannibist Church on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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New positions... |
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| Yaney is Mary Jane, mother or Cheeba. Remember to say your Roastarys and give unto her a small offering, (Tithing is ten percent of your stash.)
I am so high right now...
Being from a judeo-chri... Posted by First Cannibist Church on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Ok, so... |
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| We're thinking of making some burnt offerings to Jesus Chronic, the Party Savior. And we were thinking that maybe sundays we should start a temple up. Everyone bring the best stash you can get and com... Posted by First Cannibist Church on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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