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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
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| Last Login: | Jun 20, 2008 (527 days back) |
About Me |
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| Leave a hassle free, no obligations, no sign up required comment, watch JFC Episodes, and roll around in an atheistical playground at... JFCSHOW.COM .."new" This is an animated, online show about Jesus ! He’s baaaaaaaaaaack! The son, the savior, the long-haired, sandal wearing, leper-curing, hooker lover… call him what you will, Jesus Christ is coming back to an Earth near you. This time no crown of thorns, nails or whips will do the trick, no, the suffering will be much greater. Jesus must get a job and deal with the deranged tenants in his slummy downtown eastside apartment building.In today’s world of greed, corruption and hate, a nice guy like Jesus doesn’t have much of a chance. He lacks street smarts, street cred, hell the last streets he even saw were full of slave-drawn rickshaws, fruit stands and Roman legionnaires. When faced with crack-heads, gang wars and (worst of all) rich, stuck-up Christian snobs, ol’ JC is left bewildered and often taken advantage of. His simple, honest and caring demeanor only lead to him being trampled on repeatedly… and there’s only so much one savior can take before he snaps.Throughout the series, Jesus is faced with the everyday hardships of survival in the modern world; complete with dealing with his deadbeat roommates, slum landlord, and insane surroundings. All of which pale in comparison to the evil bishop Ratzinger and his televangelist minions who want Jesus dead. Because without the fear-mongering prophecy of His return… they’re out of business. |
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My Interests |
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| Grooming my beard, sandal shopping, hanging out with lepers, hookers and homeless people, giving the occasional speech... I'm also a pretty big fan of not being nailed to things, contrary to popular belief. | |
I'd like to meet:I am Jesus, I love everyone! |
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Music:JFC theme lyrics:
many years ago he died for your sins |
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Heroes:all of our high paid lawyers. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
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My Blog |
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PILOT EPISODE AVAILABLE NOW ON JFCSHOW.COM! |
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| JFC SHOWCheck out our Pilot Episode Part 1... and part 2 within the next 24 hours!Don’t forget to leave a comment, join the facebook group and TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND HAVE EVER KNOWN AND WILL... Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:24:00 PST |
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spiritual safety tip |
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| here is one of many reasons why this show is being made:http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ here is a sample of the jems on the page:... Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 02:05:00 PST |
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jesus' first post |
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| ok so this is my first post here. so basically my name is jesus, i live in a dirty apartment in the downtown eastside of an undisclosed city, with my roommates who are total sketchpads.I someti... Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:09:00 PST |
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no, i cant turn your gum into crack! |
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| One thing that really makes me mad is people always coming up to me to ask me if Im the real jesus or not.
Like for fucks sake, of course I am the real jesus, do I look Latino?
The problem is t... Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:15:00 PST |
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