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GOODNESS GRACIOUS! They Have Wiggers In England Now Too??? What's This World Coming To??? Wow! |
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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | WILDWOOD (Jersey Shore), New Jersey |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Apr 15, 2007 (540 days back) |
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About Me |
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| IF YOU USE THIS PHRASE...I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK?... SAY WHAT??? IF YOU USE THIS SLOGAN AS YOUR HEADLINE, I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW... YOUR AN ASSHOLE, BUT YOU KNOW YOU ARE, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING HELP IT! SO ARE YOU MR. TIMBERLAKE, SHAME ON YOU, YOU FRUITY FELLOW;) Allright with that out of the way, let's learn about me! Where do I begin???? Well for starters, I have mastered the art of playing the spoons. It has taken me nearly a decade, and lots, and lots! of frustration to master, but now I play the spoons professionally for the Boston Symphony! and am also coming out with my first solo album in March, called "The Art of Spooning, A Honky Masters the Spoons!!!" I first started learning the spoons at a Christian Jamboree in the late 90's. I started with a set of plastic utensils, then moved on to metal spoons from mom's kitchen. She did not approve of her son playing the spoons, and living the Rock & Roll lifestyle! But I assured her that even though playing the spoons would open up the doors to drugs, booze, and plenty of loose cheap women throwing themselves at me, that I would avoid the pitfalls that have plagued many a spoon player before me, and I would not let these spoons ruin me! Oh no I would not! I would not go out like that! Now back to the spoons.... After I damn near fucked up every spoon mom had in her kitchen, down to the wooden spoons she used to take across my ass, balls, and mouth for talking to her with a fresh mouth, as she used to say, I moved on to the king of all spoons.... "THE SILVER SPOONS!!!" (Not to be confused with that TV show, with that little blond floppy haired mutherfucker!) I played those silver fuckers silly! I played them until those silver fuckers melted in my hands! I knew I was special;) Now enough with this fucking spoon talk, what the fuck!!! Now on to MYSPACE TOM, Look you little happy White T-Shirt wearing mutherfucker, STOP STEALING ALL THE FRIENDS UP!!! WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 125,000,000 FRIENDS? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU OWN MYSPACE OR SOMETHING! Ohhh, THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T ANYMORE, RUPERT MURDOCH DOES! NOW GO TAKE SOME OF THAT $500 MILLION YOU RECEIVED, AND GO BUY YOURSELF A FUCKING NEW SHIRT! I'M TIRED OF SEEING YOU IN THAT DIRTY ASS WHITE FRUIT OF A LOOM T-SHIRT THAT YOU TOOK YOUR GLAMOUR SHOTS IN! TOM I'M TIRED OF IT, IT'S A DAMN DISGRACE! WHY DO YOU THINK I DON'T PUT YOU ON MY TOP FRIENDS LIST, YOUR A MYSPACE CEO FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS REFLECTS BADLY ON YOU, AND I'M EMBARRESSED FOR YOU:( JUST KIDDING TOM, DON'T GO DELETING MY PROFILE, YOU VENGEFUL LITTLE FUCKER! src="http://img.freecodesource.com/images/promote/click.gif"
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My Interests |
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| *I LOVE TO COLLECT MARLBORO MILES TO EARN SOME FLASHY NEW MARLBORO GEAR! LOVE IT;) Also On my down time I enjoy beating on clowns who look like Clay Aiken, or Taylor Hicks! It's good fun:) I also like going to the gym to keep in great shape, I also like watching movies, and love reading articles, and facts to always learn new things. I also try to take care of myself to stay young and healthy. | |
I'd like to meet:NO ONE, THE GIRL WHO MEANS THE WORLD TO ME IS NUMBER 1 ON MY TOPS LIST! MY BABYGIRL KRISTIN;) LOVE YA BABY! ;) TickerMyspace Layouts value="http://www.myspacehive.com/scroller-sign.swf" / Get a scroller sign at Myspacehive.com DIV st |
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Music:I like all kinds of music, EXCEPT most country, and latin music, with those repetitive ass Mario Bros. beats, that shit's bad!!!Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts/a |
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Movies:My favorite movies are: PORN, Gladiator, American Beauty, Field of Dreams, A Beautiful Mind, 40 Year Old Virgin, Cinderella Man, ( I guess I like most Russell Crowe movies, but NOT him, can't stand that asshole! Hey! did I mention I love porn;))Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts |
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Television:Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm, GHOST HUNTERS on Sci-fi channel (I LOVE SOME SHIT ABOUT GHOSTS!) History Channel, (I AINT NO 'FRIGGIN' DUMMY!) Sports, ESPN,Myspace Layouts ect. Myspace Layouts |
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Heroes:No one. I Just Don't look up to other people! Hey, I'm my own hero:) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | WILDWOOD, NJ |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | MALE HOOKER (weekends) ALSO, UNEMPLOYED MODEL |
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NEW JOISEY! (Some thoughts on New Jersey) |
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| I love living in New Jersey, but Jersey is one weird ass state as all you nationwide fuckers already know. There is a shopping plaza in New Jersey where they built the parking lot around a grave. So j... Posted by TReY.com on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST |
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PLAYING BINGO W/ THE OLD FOLKS! |
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| IF YOU HAVEN'T EVER PLAYED BINGO WITH THE OLD FOLKS, YOU NEED TO!!! THAT SHIT IS PURE COMEDY! I WENT TO PLAY BINGO WITH THE OLD PEOPLE AT THE BINGO HALL, AND THOSE OLD FUCKERS ARE CRAZY! THEY TAKE THA... Posted by TReY.com on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST |
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