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 jon crocker's Profile |
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explorer for hire! |
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| Location: | in the mountains or by the water...out west, |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jun 29, 2008 (511 days back) |
About Me |
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| ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO LEAD YOUR EXPEDITION? LOOK NO FURTHER! wherever you need to go, whatever you need to find, I CAN HELP YOU! -reasonable rates (i only request a small perdium on top of expenses). -i speak fluent english and spanish, and soon to learn russian (i hope), and more. -i am skilled at sailing (i can also operate motorized boats), driving (any size vehicle, automatic or manual), seducing sexy female foreign agents, long distance walking/hiking, swimming, free climbing, horseback riding, and i can sled if i have to. MUSH! -extensive knowledge of the physical world (BA in geography from CSUN, with an environmental studies concentration). i am also knowledgable about a wide variety of cultures. -i can offer very detailed records of all expeditions, be it written, drawn, photographed, or related late at night in a drunken stupor. i am also a skilled mapmaker, and can use many GIS programs, should you want a computerized map. also, i can use GPS and read maps like you wouldn't believe. don't know where you are? just ask me! -i know how to operate semi-automatic weapons. i also know several martial arts, such as tae kwon do, american boxing, kung fu, and the ancient and lost art of "hai danrun." -i can grow an excellent beard. -i have a variety of very cool hats, including a pith helmet! contact me at jon@intelligentlystupid.com if you are interested! i also play guitar/sing in the continental light brigade. add us! and currently i'm playing keyboard/accordion/banjo/mandolin and singing backup for far from kansas (see the band profile in my top friends! music stuff: how to help: please, if you like the music: -tell a friend! or two! get a jon crocker tattoo! -bring someone new to a show. if they don't want to come, handcuffs always help. -throw a party, and i will play at it. and drink your beer or soda, and eat far too many chips. because we need more parties in the USA. -become a turbo elitist who only likes the cool underground stuff, and then mention me flippantly with such comments as "what? you've never heard of him?" people will then be shamed into liking me. -ADD ONE OF MY SONGS TO YOUR PROFILE! (click the "add" button next to the song you like best). -put me in your "top 8" (on myspace), because my picture is sexy and you know you can't help but share it. nobody would hear the music without the help of all of you, as i have nobody to do these things for me. thanks to all of you who have done this (and helped in any other way) so far! you are the true music lovers. to buy cds: if you like the music, please buy a cd! they are cheap and can be bought at shows (NOTE: CDs ARE ALWAYS $5 AT SHOWS...so there is more incentive to enjoy music the proper way!), through the "music" page on my website with credit cards or paypal (i also accept cash/check/money orders, email me for the address to send it to). or you can click on the buttons/links below: the dust will settle (full length- 2008) release date: january 8th...only $7.99! (and it'll be $7 at shows) track listing: 1. skipping stones 2. tall tales 3. all that i have left 4. when it breaks our bones 5. don't wait up for me 6. 6 day sinners' son 7. lap dog 8. i just can't say no 9. down, down, down 10. summer days 11. the dust will settle order from bluetint records by clicking this button! 7 days, 6 nights (full length-2007) release date: march 13th...only $7! track listing: 1. monday+nocturne 2. tuesday+nocturne 3. wednesday+nocturne 4. thursday+nocturne 5. friday+nocturne 6. saturday+nocturne 7. sunday click this link to buy it from the greyday records online store! (you can also read more info about the album in the online store) edison-free sediment volume III (full length-2007) only $5! now available! track listing: 1. how to be alone 2. 1998 3. cars that come from germany 4. long distance song 3 5. yes, i met the devil at the crossroads 6. lucky 7. on being an archaeologist 8. the battle of tunnel hill (august 6th, 2006) 9. on being a cartographer 10. electric lights 11. thomas edison about this album: this is the third (and last) in a series of albums i made without the use of drums, bass, or guitar. the instruments being used are mandolin, banjo, piano, vocals, harmonica, whistling, and percussion (tambourine, shaker, cardboard box, hand claps, and finger snaps). enjoy! death (full length-2006) release date: september 12th...only $7! track listing: 1. state route 17 2. california 3. long time 4. st. ramon 5. museum 6. dopamine 7. how to tie a knot 8. moving right along 9. nocturne 7 10. at the edge of the ocean 11. now it happens every day click this link to buy it from the greyday records online store! more albums available on my website ! thank you for supporting independent music! (and helping me eat food) to join the mailing list and get occasional updates about tours, releases, etc. (no spam, i swear), send an email to jon@intelligentlystupid.com with the word "add" in the subject line. booking: if you want to book me to play in your town, email me at jon@intelligentlystupid.com. i tour regularly and am always open to new places. i prefer playing all ages venues and basement/house shows (no bars, please). in fact, i prefer playing the most random remote and small places. it's more fun and exciting. oh, and about me: i write, perform, record, produce, and mix all of what you hear. i book all shows myself. you could say that i currently am enjoying the freedom of doing everything myself. |
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Music:Member Since: 9/4/2004Band Website: joncrocker.com Band Members: jon crocker vocals, guitar, banjo, mandolin, piano, organ, bass, percussion, whistling, harmonica, accordion, psaltery, banjolele, and so on. Influences: tony gross, frank sarro, john muir, all free and courageous human beings. and jake. Sounds Like: BRüTAL banjo breakdown! you can buy my songs on .. you can listen to and buy songs below!!! : i'm using "blast my music" instead of selling through myspace so that rupert murdoch doesn't get a cut. instead, some other rich asshole will get it. yay! oh, and check this out: the song "tall tales" won garageband.com's "track of the day" in the americana category for november 4th, 2007, and it won AGAIN in the folk category for december 13th, 2007: they also tell me that this song won: Best Guitars in Americana, week of 22Oct2007 Best Keyboards in Americana, week of 10Dec2007 Best Keyboards in Americana, week of 17Dec2007 Best Production in Americana, week of 17Dec2007 Best Lyrics in Americana, week of 29Oct2007 Best Melody in Americana, week of 10Dec2007 Best Melody in Americana, week of 17Dec2007 Best Beat in Americana, week of 10Dec2007 Best Beat in Americana, week of 17Dec2007 Best Mood in Americana, week of 26Nov2007 Best Mood in Americana, week of 10Dec2007 Best Mood in Americana, week of 17Dec2007 Most Original in Americana, week of 10Dec2007. w00t. Record Label: Greydawn Records/Bluetint Records Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Folk / Americana / Roots Music) |
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My Blog |
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late may/june tours in ireland and the UK! |
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| here are the dates i have booked so far:
may 30th (fri): limerick, ireland at baker'smay 31st (sat): wexford, ireland at st. joseph's community centerjune 1st (sun): dun laoghaire, ireland at the purt... Posted by jon crocker on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:55:00 PST |
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new album "the dust will settle" out TODAY! |
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| so...today is january 8th. and that means that my new album "the dust will settle" is now officially out. it's got 11 songs. and they are good songs (you can hear three of them on my profile, even).if... Posted by jon crocker on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:43:00 PST |
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ANNOUNCEMENT: imminent reduction of tourdates |
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| hello friends, fans, family, enemies, well-wishers and ill-wishers:
due to a number of reasons, i've decided that my current habit of endless touring is a bit much for me. read on if you want the expl... Posted by jon crocker on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST |
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walking tour update |
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| hi everybody-for those of you who i haven't told yet, i wanted to alert you that as of last night, i will no longer be touring to new york by foot. as a result of overexerting myself last week, i have... Posted by jon crocker on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:02:00 PST |
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new songs up! |
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| hi folks-
you may notice that i've got some new songs up. i've replaced saturday with tuesday (though scroll down my page for a link to a free mp3 of saturday, if you'd like), and i've also added THRE... Posted by jon crocker on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST |
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prospectve tourdates for 2007. BOOYAH! |
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| here is what is in the works:west coast tour w/ Dustin and the Furniture:jan 14th (sun)- san francisco, ca at Jessi's Housejan 15th (mon)- norcaljan 16th (tues)- reno, nv at sound and fury recordsjan ... Posted by jon crocker on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST |
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three new albums out TODAY! |
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| so...after working on this album since 2003 (when i started writing it), 7 days, 6 nights is now available for purchase both online and in finer independent music retailers across north america. get i... Posted by jon crocker on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST |
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"Death" now available on iTunes and fall tour THANKS! |
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| so hi! Death is now available on iTunes. so buy some songs or something! also, i wanted to thank everyone for awesomeness involving my fall tour. there are just too many to remember! and it would ju... Posted by jon crocker on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST |
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new albums out now! |
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| i am proud to announce two new releases for this fall! the album "death" is now available from greydawn records (and from finer stores in north america) for only $7 (the records stores may charge more... Posted by jon crocker on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST |
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fall tour 2006! (READ THIS) |
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| so here is what my fall tour is gonna look like (expect it to change a bit, of couse, as these things always do). if it says "confirmed," that means i've already got a show. if it says "pending," that... Posted by jon crocker on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:03:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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the Continental Light Brigade, Greyday Records, Bluetint Records, The Alcoholic Freshman (IS DEAD!!!!), Far From Kansas, Randit (is now on Itunes), Adam Faucett, Flat Back Four, Maggie Morris, dustin and the furniture, Redbear., Bombs and Beating Hearts, soon to be shawn, The Icicles, Tiny Moths, James Apollo, Art, cathy, The Love Triangle, WHITE CHOCOLATE - 810 Main, Hays, Ks, a Monstrosity Uncultured, Super Happy Fun Land, KEENBUKET, Leigh Ann, Matt K feat. Dem Deep Creek Boys!, Youth 4 Nader, myincrediblesuperhero, Muse, Toby Foster, Ludwig, Purty Sessions, Rachel Austin - hello, my uglies now out!, Mike Arthur, craigus, Dakora, Amalia, LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES ARE FECKIN DEAD, Mandy, jacob, nolisbon, Matt Turner, A Hard Dusty Road, Artificial Paradise, The Kickstand, Corbie is Afraid of the Bear, Megan, The Globe Coffee Ultra-Lounge, noemptyspace, Megan Sue, chris partyka, Chris Zabriskie, Courtneys!, Kyle, simplyskye™ (is in Florida for a week! :D), S - the band formerly known as the Shitz, Milk 3000, One-A-Chord Music Promotions, Nicole-slaw, DIY Bandits HQ, LADYBIRD
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