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 Ian's Profile |
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This is going to sound stupid no matter what, so.. |
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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Olympia, WASHINGTON |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | May 20, 2008 (196 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I'm 20 years old, I'm a junior at the Evergreen State College, I live in a house in Olympia, I play the guitar, I try to eat as few cadavers as possible, blah, blah, blah... | |
My Interests |
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| Bubonic parasitic lobster vomit, cinnamon popsicles, sadomasadonicamorphengitis, pickles, cannibalistic dyspepsia, ponies, vampire support groups, squirrel baby guts interpretive dance, and the Great Merkabah. | |
I'd like to meet:Everybody...except all those that fall somewhere in that mediocre abyss of "normality," and all those caught up in American commercialism's propaganda meatmarket of white-bread fed suburbia spawn who aspire to grow up well-endowed, well-groomed, devoid of a soul, and sold off by the millions in tidy little rows of mannequinoids...them I'm not as fond of. But I digress! |
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Music:Cannibal Corpse, soundtrack to the Muppets Christmas Carol, Cradle of Filth, Sonny and Cher's Greatest Hits, Dimu Borgir's Death-Cult Armagedon, Lee Greenwood, 70's AM Gold, Peter Frampton, A Rash of Warts: Soundtrack to The Hollywood Insider True Story, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Mr. Blobby. |
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Movies:Casablanca, The Godfather, Amadeus, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Citizen Kane, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Gone With the Wind, Schindler's List, Lawrence of Arabia, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. |
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Television:@#%! all that shit...(Sorry, John Stewart, you're okay.) |
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Books:The Dream and the Underworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Landsharks: Portrait of a Feeding Frenzy, and Billy the Incorrigible Bag of Semolina |
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Heroes:Pip. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Shelton |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Writing tutor |
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My Blog |
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Can't you guys get along? |
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| Fixsche.)
The liar
one to
the party
two for
the scope
three for
the getting there
/not for
the stoke. Posted by Ian on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:29:00 PST |
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We hate you too. For real. |
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| What an asshole. Screw you, Ian. I've always hated you, and this time... it's the screwdriver for you. Shoulders and teeth. I don't want to be your old man anymore, so let's... Posted by Ian on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Tom, Lindsay, Bridget, Liesl, Krystal, aislyn, the Cosmonaut
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Ian's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. muppets christmas carol, billy ray cyrus, attack of the killer tomatoes, mr blobby, blah blah, evergreen state college, 2001 a space odyssey, cannibal corpse, feeding frenzy, meatmarket, hollywood insider, cuckoos nest, merkabah, sorry john, passion of joan of arc, death cult, olympia washington, semolina, lee greenwood, cadavers |
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