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 Death Valley Pornstar's Profile |
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Like getting punched in the face by a fucking cop! |
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| Location: | Los Angeles, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jun 27, 2008 (520 days back) |
About Me |
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| Oh hai,Death Valley Pornstar is a band that takes over various parts of your body for short periods of time. Certain side affects may include itchy or runny stuff, swelling of things and tenderness in areas. If swelling or tenderness continues please listen more.We are currently working on little nuggets of noise in the studio and will be playing live come this fall so subscribe to our myspace page and come back from time to time.
Thanks for paying attention.Fondle someone you care about today.dvp Buy some of our crap already! Show your support for unsigned artists over at Mystage. MyGenHead over to redfizz and write a review of each dvp song! Tell us how you feel, how you really feel;) |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 1/12/2008Band Website: you're looking at it Band Members: "Foxy" Jezebel Rose - Mouth talents and delicious cupcakesJack "Money Sack" Walnut - Hot bass slapping, incredible one night stands"Juicy" Jimi Stroker - Six string fingering sex machine"Long" Johnny West - Seducing fine women with his stick and rhythmic pounding Influences: are the Devils work Sounds Like: boys and girls making noise Record Label: those still around? Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Rock/Alternative/Melodramatic Popula |
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My Blog |
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"Out of My Face" - Remixed and Super Bad Ass! |
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| Hello chitlins! So, our uber kickass engineer Daniel over at Felt Records took another listen to "Out of My Face" and decided his godlike engineering powers weren't shining through enough, so he's rem... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:56:00 PST |
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Exhaustion is a GOOD thing! |
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| Hey there kids, it's story time!Friday - Band Rehearsal: DVP is kicking ass and taking names! Band rehearsal is going swimmingly; Jezebel Rose is gyrating all over the place, Moneysack is slapping his... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:47:00 PST |
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Out of my Face : the new song from dvp, up right now. |
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| We are way to tired to write anything cleaver right now. SOooo we have a new song up, it's called "Out of my Face". Check it out, tell us what you think and check this blogs update tomorrow for all th... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:19:00 PST |
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Psst! Wanna hear a secret? |
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| So we said it would be on Monday...but the SUPER AWESOME secret that we mentioned in our status? Well, a little bird mentioned that a certain band whose name rhymes with Meth Alley Borncar will be pla... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:08:00 PST |
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Three Quick Announcements: |
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| 1. Zazzle.com is currently having a Father's Day SALE on their light apparel! If you want a cool Succubus shirt, our Ringer is in our store right now for less than 19 bucks, including U.S. Shipping (e... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:17:00 PST |
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500 DVP Spartans! |
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| My little naughties...some would say that attempting to win a voting contest against a band with more than 32,000 friends would be madness....To that we say... Madness?THIS IS DEATH VALLEY PORNSTAR!*k... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:12:00 PST |
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Are you naked right now? |
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| If you are, that's pretty awesome. But you don't want to be arrested for indecency...which is a perfect reason to pick up some Official dvp clothing!We've teamed up with Zazzle (Spreadshirt can suck o... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:02:00 PST |
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Vote for DVP @ Mystage for Myspace!! |
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| Ok Naughties! Here is your chance to vote for DVP as the next featured Myspace MyStage Rock Artist! Simply click on the above link, add them as a friend then scroll down to our name, check it and hit... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:06:00 PST |
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"Its a new look," and other band updates! |
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| Jezebel finally got around to doing some band art and recreating our MySpace look...what do you sexies think? We finally have an *official* band logo (for now at least, we change our mind like Jez cha... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:03:00 PST |
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DVP in Las Vegas, the 10 second review! |
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| Ok here is us in Vegas in under 10sec! 1. Tour Manager and Rum master teh Dood gets smacked in the face by Paula Abdul! (we love you too Paula) 2. Jezebel Rose gets the opportunity she has dreamed o... Posted by Death Valley Pornstar on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:57:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Jezebel Rose, Josh Homme, M.A.O., Chris Cornell, Eagles Of Death Metal, Smith and Pyle, Rum Dood, Shawn, Leighlani Red, permanent mistaken identity, Headsick Pinups (we are an adult website), Mojo’s Army, ophelia, Lantz Lazwell, ULTRA LUX, JoKeR, Gibson, Pin-Up Toons, CHICKENBOX!, Masuimi Max - Performing Tonight @ Dragonfly!, Felt Records, Sith Vicious, Foo Fighters, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Mai Tais® Surf Band, Viktoria, Clutch, Suicide Girls, Tito and Tarantula, Bizarre, Jace, The Tub Magazine, MUEN Magazine, ROYAL GENTS™, KB™, ~Chris Is Dead~, Art of Jonathan Canady, SIRÈNES, Summer of Meat, Iliana, Duane, METAFORM, Doctor Dave's 3-D House of Novelty Songs, Mr. Moose, FUNDERBURK, Goatskins, MeriDEATH, Beamer, Future Mrs. Martinez, Brazen Verbivore, SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND, Nelliesaurus, Mister Leg, JimDuke, COPERNIC : looking for a booking agency !!
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