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 I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS AS DIRTY AS MY TRUCK's Profile |
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DITCH THE BITCH LETS FISH |
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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 19, 2007 (437 days back) |
About Me |
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Myspace Layouts Your Porn Star Name is: Stroker John Get your own Porn Star Name Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan Your name is... Your kiss is... delicious Your hugs are... to die for Your eyes... light up a day Your touch is... heart warming Your smell is... amazing Your smile is... hypnotising Your love is... one of a kind Quiz created with MemeGen ! You Are 85% Redneck You're A Passed Out Drunk Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car... What Kind of Drunk Are You?Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!There ain't no redneck like you. How Redneck Are You? What Kinda Shot Drink Are You by cameyf Name: Age: Gender: You Are: Quiz created with MemeGen ! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: jonathan treutle Birthday: 4-21-85 Birthplace: san antonio texas Current Location: san antonio texas Eye Color: blue Hair Color: blonde Height: 6,3 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: white The Shoes You Wore Today: justin work boots Your Weakness: temper Your Fears: nothing Your Perfect Pizza: free Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: big shark Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: titties and beer Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck im late Your Best Physical Feature: eyes Your Bedtime: when i want Your Most Missed Memory: fishing with dad Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper MacDonalds or Burger King: whataburger Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: bill millers Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: im 2 poor for that shit Do you Smoke: no Do you Swear: yes Do you Sing: nope Do you Shower Daily: shure why not Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: nope i like being construction trash Do you want to get Married: ya Do you belive in yourself: hell yes Do you get Motion Sickness: nope Do you think you are Attractive: nope Are you a Health Freak: nope Do you get along with your Parents: nope Do you like Thunderstorms: yes Do you play an Instrument: no In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcohol is a drug so yes In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yep In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ate a goldfish one time for 10$ In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope Ever been Drunk: yep Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of Ever been Beaten up: yep Ever Shoplifted: hen i was little How do you want to Die: a kick ass way What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fishing guide What country would you most like to Visit: austraila In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: blue Favourite Hair Color: blonde Short or Long Hair: long Height: shorter then me Weight: whatever Best Clothing Style: country Number of Drugs I have taken: none Number of CDs I own: to many Number of Piercings: none Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! table width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 You Know You're From Texas When... You see more Texan flags than American flags.You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.You dress up to go shopping at the mall.You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named BudYour local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce departmentYou watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accentsYou choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wineYou think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.Your Pastor wears boots.There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Texas. Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here More cool things for your blog at Blogthings for cowboys/cowgirls only! ford or chevy? DODGE diesel or gas? DIESEL bulls or broncs? BULLS wrangler or cinch? WRANGLERS lace up or pull on boots? PULL ONS Justin or H&H? JUSTIN tail gating or line dancing? TAIL GATING george strait or chis ledoux? CHRIS LEDOUX mossy oak or real tree camo? MOSSY OAK bud or coors? COORS cope or skoal? COPE do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? BUCKLE men belong in the... OUTDOORS women belong in the... KITCHEN beef or pork? BEEF hunting or fishing? FISHING drugs or jesus? JESUS stetson or resistol? STETSON bed of your truck or a motel? TRUCK BED texas or colorado? TEXAS ropin or wrestling? ROPIN tatoos or scars? SCARS weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? LOVE OF MY LIFE CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Country Soundtrack To Your Life by dixiecowgrl86 Name Opening Track Indian Outlaw - Tim McGraw Sad Song Old Red - George Jones Heartbreak Song Ugly Girl Blues - Merle Haggard Love Song Who Needs You Baby - Clay Walker Party Song Out All Night - Cross Canadian Ragweed Life Changing Song There Goes My Life - Kenny Chesney Road Trip Song Four Wheel Drive - C.W. McCall Drinking Song Hey Bartender - Hank Williams, Jr Closing Track Guadalupe Days - Gary P. Nunn Quiz created with MemeGen !
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I'd like to meet:If I had a million I would build you a mansion, a hundred miles from nowhere with all a girl could need, We would run through the hallways and dance in the backyard, if we ain't got no neighbors ain't noone will see.and if I had a speed plane we'd fly across the land, settle in some little border town, we'd drink margaritas and dance to mariachis, put you on my speed plane and I would bring you back home.and if I had a steamboat we'd sail across the ocean, dock in some little port of call, we would have a fine time with Swiss cheese and French wine, put you on my steamboat and I would bring you back home.But I ain't got a million and I ain't got a speed plane, I ain't got no boat upon the sea, all I've got is two strong arms to hold you so tightly, so baby won't you, won't you please, come back home with me. |
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Music:TEXAS MUSIC LIKE KEVIN FOWLER AND JASON BOWLANDmy fav song by shooter jennings The dying day, Paints a portrait of sadness Upon this lonely LA tear Now I've found a home In this prison of my own Trapped in a borderline careerBut there she sits In a store on 13th street Walking a borderline of her own Is she ever gunna know The...way that I see her When she walks into a roomAnd I'm... Not exactly happy About all of the things I've done I've made some mistakes And I know that I'm young And I'm sorry if I hurt anyoneBut of all the things I'm proud of And the places I've found in the sun The way I find myself loving her... Is the best thing I've ever doneGod knows it's hard To let someone new in When you're still lookin' for a sign And the harder it sits The older I get But the taste... Is as sweet as wineSo come with me.. Skate across the dance floor As I sing my song for you But if you let go... I... Want you to know I'm saving my dance for youAnd I know I've climbed some mountains That I probably never should have climbed I feel I've fallen farther and hit bottom harder More than any man with reason or rhymeBut if I only had a way to show her How deep my heart it runs And the way I find myself loving her... Is the best thing I've ever doneAnd if anyone would have told me I would ever love anyone this way I probably would never have listened But now I'm here... And I have to sayThat you only make me stronger And I've never been more proud of anyone And the way I find myself loving you... Is the best thing I've ever done. |
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Movies:ANIMAL HOUSE, BLUES BROTHERS |
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Television:fishin |
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Books:DOES PORN COUNT???? |
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Heroes:MY GRANDMOTHER |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | SAN ANTONIO TEXAS |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | High school |
| Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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| Body: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna h... Posted by I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS AS DIRTY AS MY TRUCK on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:14:00 PST |
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| DOES THIS SHIT WORK???? Posted by I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS AS DIRTY AS MY TRUCK on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:40:00 PST |
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who wants tickets to the gun show, Animal House, Jennifer, Brenna Bad Ass, Chels, ♥brookey, Jason Boland & The Stragglers, NOBODY EVER SAID LOVING ME IS EASY, Cassie-Lee, KJ Ferguson, Cory Morrow, Meagan ♥, Megan, MoPo, Pat James, k♥ytee Lynn
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