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 k a r i n a's Profile |
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smashed prawns in a milky basket |
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| Age: | 23 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Glasgow, Scotland |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Jul 8, 2008 (61 days back) |
About Me |
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| When a grain of sand gets stuck between the oyster's mantle and shell, the oyster secrets nacre. This shiny substance coats the grain of sand, and over the years, forms a lustrous pearl. |
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My Interests |
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| buttons. keys. bright red. blue placky bags. rollies. pants. reading about things I'm interested in. pretending to be Hunter S Thompson. wearing sunglasses at night. looking like a prick. watching films with dwarfs in them. reduced stuff from co-op. drawing competitions. making collages of pop stars. taking pictures of myself. drawing pictures of myself. staring at people. wandering about. crab hunting. talking about Prince like I know him. slagging people off. collecting calculators. old books. highrises. television. Yayoi Kusama. not sleeping very much. saying invisible lizards rule the earth to annoy people. being a bit pretentious. showing off. catch-22. philip glass. peonies. bowie's eyes. energy domes. the 11th dimension. black holes. big explosions. frogs. sorayama. hands. quills. poems about my cunt. sharks. rocks n minerals. the thorn in my side. Curlywurlys. Charting the rise and fall of Judy Finnegan's mental health using her shaky hands and iffy eye as a gauge. Having a fantasy eggheads team. |
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I'd like to meet:angry young menhmmmm hmmm hmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Music:Rockys, digestives, rich tea, tunnocks tea cakes, kit kats, montanas, chocolate fingers, viennese whirls, time outs, blue ribband, if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club, hob-nobs, pengiuns, jaffa cakes, mini jaffa cakes, crunch creams, jammy dodgers, oreos, mini oreos, bourbons, garibaldi and love songs |
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Movies:POLICE ACADEMY 1,2,3,4 and 5 but NOT 6 or 7 |
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Television:blind date |
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Books:Maplins Catalogue |
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Heroes:the boy whose skin fell off, the Sheriff of Nottingham, JOHN CAGE, David Platt, MARY WHITEHOUSE |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Hometown: | Chris De Edinburgh |
| Occupation: | snake milker |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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SEX UP THE SHITTER... |
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| (or sex and the city as it's known to some)This film made me feel like ripping my ovaries out.The cinema stank of minge. Blood came out my ears.I metamorphed into a giant praying mantis and nobody not... Posted by k a r i n a on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:00:00 PST |
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Blind Date (as in the fruit -dark reddish brown, oval, and about 1 1/2 inches long) |
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| RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT, imagine you were on blind date and you had to choose between three celebrity chefs. I give you Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall... hmmmmmmmmm he loves the smell of an unfertilised ... Posted by k a r i n a on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:54:00 PST |
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Moonpig... |
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| A pig which flew down from space to teach human beings the inter-personal joy of greeting cards that are adjusted to a particular individual, making the greeting card more intimate and therefore, a to... Posted by k a r i n a on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:31:00 PST |
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hair today, gone tomorrow |
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| I saw Gail Porter on the telly and she described herself as a "big bald baby, but with tits!" I hope I never loose my hair. At least she's got tits! Anyway, next on the agenda is Glasgow. Seeing as I'... Posted by k a r i n a on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:18:00 PST |
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RKBs TV Qweef |
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| I’m deeply fascinated to see that Ready Steady Cook has moved from the BBC studios to Ainsley Harriets sex dungeon. It’s all black and shiny like the inside of a gimp mask. Or the outside ... Posted by k a r i n a on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:37:00 PST |
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In a West End town, a dead end world. |
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| I am bored and in between writing my portfolio commentary and my film synopsis, so I thought I'd write a blog just to remind you all of how amazing I am seeing as I've hardly seen any of my pals recen... Posted by k a r i n a on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:42:00 PST |
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WE JUST LIKE TO WATCH... |
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| RIGHT, YOUSE MIGHT THINK WE'RE A PAIR OF DIRTY OLD PERVERTS, BUT THAT'S WHAT WE ARE. (WILO, HAVE A HAM SHANK ON US)BASICARRRRLY, ME AND BAKE HAVE MADE A LIST OF WHO WE'D MOST LIKE TO SEE IN A GAY ORG... Posted by k a r i n a on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:42:00 PST |
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OCTOPUS VS SHARK |
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| FUKKKKIN WATCH THIS:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!! I like Sharks, they eat Australian people.kiddddddddddddddin on!Octopus though, glad it's making use of it's 8 arms. I always thought they... Posted by k a r i n a on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST |
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MIGHTY MORPHING POWER PRAWNY |
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| Jesus christ.if any of you want to know what you're gonny look like when you're old, or would like an insight into how you'd look if you were born a different sex, afro-caribbean... or simply even bor... Posted by k a r i n a on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:40:00 PST |
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE TURD |
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| punch ma cunt, I just realised it's 9 days into the New Year and I still haven't written a pile of shit about how my pals are all amazing and how this year will be the year I sort myself out and how w... Posted by k a r i n a on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:09:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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EVO, Ladysmith Bambinos, Kit, bake, kristina, Calum 3000, Matt, B R O W N - - - - - - t o w n, KAPPA GUEVARA, Holsen, vim, Borge, wilo82, Stevie Nixxx, Calvin, Becky Burst, rosen, VSO, Candy Star, SB, Darren, Jimmy Albrite, frenchie, Sarah, HelBelina, tolson, CALUM, Senor Willibop Rox, Yvonne, moistthumb, Eve, Sally, bernie, Fidel Player, Mary No, Siobhan, *, Calum, Green Door Studio, H BOMB, FEVER ZINE, llllllllllllaaaaaaauuuuuurrrrrrrrraaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, Limmy, Wrong Island
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