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 Chris McDevitt's Profile |
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I'm Pretty Sure It's Not Cheating If I Just Piss On You... |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW JERSEY |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jul 2, 2008 (4 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I'm 27, I live with my fiancee and our foofy little terror, Dozer. I don't want you to buy me as a pet, and I don't care how much I'm worth. Also, I'm totally good on ringtones, so please don't offer me anymore. I might like your 'writing' since I can check that out online but I'm not going to come see your band, you're wasting your time. Live New Music might be the suckiest thing ever. I want to know the words before you screen them over the pothead bassist who is only in the band because he can parallel park a van.I run a blog/website called Halfninja.com check it out if you want.
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My Interests |
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Racism Nintendo Wii Presents |
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I'd like to meet:The fuckers who destroyed my new apartment the day they moved out. |
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Music:My iPod is broken, and 95% of my cds are scratched, so I stick to Sirius radio: Faction 28, Lithium 24, Raw Dog, Howard 100 and 101, Punk 29, Shade 45, and the all powerful ARTIST SEARCH. |
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Movies:I still haven't seen the new Indiana Jones, I totally want to though. Cracking Whips and Hips in 2008. |
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Television:The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Carnivale, Entourage, The Shield, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Adult Swim. And occasionally I get a wicked 'Blind Date' Jones. |
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Books:I used to spank it to Treasure Island, because, well, Peg-legs kinda turn me on. |
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Heroes:Abraham Lincoln, Richard Pryor, Dave Attell, Stephen King, Kevin Smith, Ronald Reagan. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Phillipsburg, NJ |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Stand Up Comedian |
| Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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You can now get Halfninja.com EMAILED to YOU! |
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| ..That's right,http://halfninja.wordpress.com"> Halfninja.comis now the proud owner of a FEED. What does a Feed do? I don't know. I think it's magic, but that magic can transport Hal... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:00:00 PST |
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Good Boys Go To Heaven.... |
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| In this day and age, it seems there's a national holiday for everything and everyone. Everytime I turn around someone's taking off, or the holiday itself is taking something; Like "Take your Daughter ... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:28:00 PST |
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Name-Calling 101 |
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| I don't like it when people call me Chris in person. On the telephone is fine, I know I'm the Chris they're speaking too. IMs and Emails are fine as well.
However, in public, I can'... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:20:00 PST |
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All my Exes like both Sexes.... |
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| It occured to me the other day that every girlfriend/significant other I've had in the 2000s has liked or been attracted to women.
Is this just a passing fad?
Or collapsing social barriers?
Discuss.
&... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:08:00 PST |
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It's just one of those days.... |
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| Su justo de esos días en que usted no desea despertar.
Se coge todo. Todos sux.
Usted realmente no sabe porqué pero desee justifican el rippin 'alguien cabeza apagado.
No hay contacto humano y si uste... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:02:00 PST |
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You're Not My Best Fucking Friend Anymore!!! |
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| Myspace amazes me. I think I signed up originally because I wanted to be Dane Cook's friend. Sad, I know. Then I continued adding my friends from old jobs, high school, and comedy.&n... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 06:42:00 PST |
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The Benefits of Having Famous Friends... |
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| I don't like Ashton Kutcher, but he'd probably be a real handy friend to have. Whenever I screw up at work or with my girlfriend, I could just have him walk out in his stupid trucker hat, and everybod... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Fun with Men's Rooms... |
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| Last Thursday, I had a stroke of genius at TOP DOG in Cherry Hill. They have a men's room attendant. And after waiting in line to pee, and some awkward conversation made by the attendant, ... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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A Wake Up Call to the Whiny "Just a Friend" Men Out There |
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| This is a wake-up call to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last because they wait around for the girl to show, that never become more than friends because they think that ceaselessly pining aw... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My paparazzi |
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| I've recently come to the conclusion that I am not photographed near enough.
My pics are rarely updated, unlike some Photo Whores, I see on here.
Where are my Paparazzi? Where are my friends wit... Posted by Chris McDevitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Jessica, The Reverend Bob Levy, The KiddChris Show, The Chris McDevitt Show, Bender, jed, Captain Cockknuckles the Cruel, YUCKO THE CLOWN, Vinnie Brand, Tommy Brennan, Soul Joel Richardson, Ed McGonigal, The Stress Factory, Pat House, mc chris, Thirsty-Thursday.net, So sweet it hurts., JV CONCERTS, STEVIE SNYDS, Daria, Ek, Connie Sercey, Dan, nowhere, Dan 80, Chris Batten and the Woods, Jason, Watch your STEP!!!, Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark Fiction Writer, Still DOUBLED!, Christina, Mellisonance, Harry Potter, Best Of Myspace Comedy, Oh Shazbut, ~AmAndA~, danielle, Doctor Ivan, Joey Hardwood, Chris Johnston "SHAZ", Sweetpea_3025, Kent, Brandon Ford - Horror/Suspense Writer, Brendan Kennedy, Alexia Sparks, Adam Dvorak, infowars.com, kim, JUST BE TV/RADIO IS BACK
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