Dwayne Perkins's Profile |
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Rest in Peace Richard Jeni. Thanks for being one of the Greats! |
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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | TARZANA By way of Brooklyn Brooklyn!), CALIFORNIA |
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| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Jun 12, 2008 (537 days back) |
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About Me |
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About me... From Brooklyn. I used to wear one white glove with a windbreaker. Probably dating myself. I’m 100 years old so Al Roker should be shouting me out on my next birthday. Now, I get on stages and tell jokes. Come check me at a joke telling venue near you. Read my Blog It’ll make your teeth whiter The entries are funny short and sweet. JOIN MY MAILING LIST! Email: |
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My Interests |
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| Stand-up Comedy, Movies, Movie making, Classic novels, People watching... | |
I'd like to meet:Peeps that want to be met. Actually any fans of comedy and good music |
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Music:Everything under the sun, but my theme music is supplied by Jay-Z |
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Movies:Snatch, Snatch and more Snatch. Collateral. Fight Club!! And good comedies of course |
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Television:Classic Sitcoms up, Reality TV down. There should be a Law and Order channel. |
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Books:"The Little Prince" -- my favorite. "Great Expectations" is up there too. And anything by David Sedaris. I'm still playing catch-up so I'll have to revisit this one. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Brooklyn, NY |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Dwayne Perkins Video Blog 2 |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6RM3i4XXc
Dwayne on fame. Baby remember my name....... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:44:00 PST |
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Dwayne Perkins Video Blog 1 |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiNXVW9_fe0
My 1st video blog. Got questions? I got answers!... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST |
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A Place for Everything & Everything in Its Place |
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| Whenever I try to clean my room my bed becomes a holding bay for all the items and paperwork without a home. After everything else is fairly straighten up, I'm usually left with a bed full of kn... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:42:00 PST |
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Someone Framed Me |
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| This might seem like my 99th blog about the 99 cents store but I assure you it's probably only my fifth. With that said I was recently in my own personal Disneyland and came across a poster fram... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:53:00 PST |
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What I Really Want to Know Is& |
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| So there's this guy on the Today show last week with an incredible memory.* He remembers everything in his life from age 11 on, and he's probably in his late forties. He remembers the time... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:20:00 PST |
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Oh My Stars |
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| I am writing this blog from my hotel room in Dubai. You know what it is. Anyway, it's a beautiful place and my hotel room over looks the beach and another hotel called the Burj Al Arab.&... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:06:00 PST |
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Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing |
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| Earlier this year, I was at my local gym on a gorgeous Los Angeles day. This was the kind of day you call your friends and family back east and brag about.
LA BRAGGER: You sh... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST |
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Pretty Crazy in Pink |
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| You can file this under "Only in LA." I recently saw a woman wearing all pink at a commercial audition. (We weren't going in for the same thing) Everything was pink: her outfit, acce... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST |
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Trans Trucker |
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| Last week I saw a guy in Starbucks in LA, a normal trucker looking guy with a beard, gray shirt and jeans on. What's so odd about that you ask? Well, on top of what I already described this guy ... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST |
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99 problems But Inflation Aint One&Hit Me! |
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| My friend recently called me up in arms saying that the 99cents* store had gone up in price. Turns out what my friend the alarmist was referring to was a few items that used to be 2 for a $.99 n... Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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