Bob's Profile |
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| Age: | 40 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: | |
| Height: | 1' 11" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Last Login: | Feb 14, 2009 (297 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I'm sexy, athletic and in great shape with lean muscles. I don't drool and I have good breath. I'm a swinging love machine looking for a good time. I'm kind and generally as happy as if I had good sense. Just like my momma does when I get excited about someone I'm like a booger you can't thump off. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:I like swingers, hipsters, beatniks, poets, musicians, artists, sluts, muts, spankers - I really like getting spanked - tops, bottoms, tweeners - but not tweekers -doctors, lawyers, indian chiefs, indian chefs, posers, losers, drug addicts, and psychos, drag queens, pixies, faries, old farts, grandpas, fat women, skinny men and everything in between...but most especially pretty, pretty girls who rub my belly! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Savannah, Georgia |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Occupation: | I'm a friggin dog - what occupation!? |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Blog |
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where's waldo? r.i.p. - boo! |
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| our 18 year old little kitty, waldo, is gone! waldo died simply, peacefully, and without pain late in the late night hours in her sleep, while wrapped up in my mama's arms cuddling together... Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:25:00 GMT |
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What do you sniff for? |
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| Really! I want to get a consensous (oh jeez THAT'S spelled wrong!) on what every one is sniffing for, whether its sniffin butts, crotcheses, shrubs, unknown sidewalk findings, whatever!
I want ... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
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check out my hot wifey |
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really, she said so in the comment she left me! so it's gotta be true! her name's miss amelia rose and man, i so totally scored - woo hoo! Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
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Bob Haiku |
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| Bob Haiku ..1
-by "The artist who is a dog formerly known as Bob who is Bob again" [or Bob for short]
Michelle goes to work
The rains of sadness begin
She returns. Tail wags. Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
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ummm...bark...and stuff |
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| So I haven't posted to my blog in a bit because... well ... my internet voice has some serious issues. (note, my mood... cause i'm a bitch hahahaahhaaha! That's some Bob Patented Humor® I'm throwing y... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
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And the Word was Bob and the Bob was Good! |
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| Hear me puny humans or do not be heard! For yay, I have come down from on high to spread my word to you faithful shit scoopers. My word shall be received and it it will be good.
Now you may ask "Wh... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
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