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 Marcus's Profile |
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Granada Hills, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 9" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | May 31, 2008 (99 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I have a girlfriend and I love her. Please respect our relationship and don't hit on me. Physiology major at UCSB Way too smart to act this dumb Makes it through life on luck Biggest vice is simple pleasures My oceanside view is better than yours Don't be afraid to message me... I almost always reply to EVERYONE even the fat, stupid, and ugly Advice for all the boys: "It's not looks or style, it's all about how you make her feel." --Me What I Like: huggles accents Sizzler partying til 5am text and myspace messages lots of undeserved attention My oceanside house on Del Playa and of course this thing What I Hate: Flakes Heartbreak Writing about me's talking on the phone Being ignored girls+bicycles+cell phones=I hate you |
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My Interests |
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| cars music movies snowboarding pharmaceuticals |
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I'd like to meet:I've already found her and she's everything I ever wanted She's smart, funny, sincere, and more beautiful than words can express. This girl is my life and I hope she will remain a part of it for the rest of mine. Reasons You Might Be Denied: *you are 16 *you live in timbuckfuckintoo *you have a cartoon as your main pic *you are a band *bro-ho *YoU tYpE LiKe ThIs *you didn't read this Learn the difference between you're and your.P.S. I don't add randoms. Everyone on my list I've either met, or have intentions of meeting. If you are boring, ugly, or have no plans of ever coming to California, we will not be friends. If you meet any or all of the above qualities, please be informed, I WILL tear you a new asshole just for kicks. To all the rest: Message me before you add me! |
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Books:The only 2 books I ever enjoyed were Dogwalker and Shiloh.unless you count textbooks. Bio text books are rad. I read this shit for fun. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Lancaster, CA |
| Religion: | Wiccan |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | pharmacy technician |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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URGENT: Read this before you click that add button |
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| To all you pathetic little kids.
I can be an asshole. This is your warning... But if you follow my directions, I will not push you into suicide. I'll actually be quite nice and friendly.
I... Posted by Captain Marcus® from The Pirate House on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST |
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Hilariousness by Jack Handey |
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| If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Once while walking through the mall a guy... Posted by Captain Marcus® from The Pirate House on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:24:00 PST |
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slackers do it best |
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| calculus.
never went to class
never did my hw
learned an entire course in 6 hours the night before
over slept day of the final.
showed up to the final an hour late
still finished an ... Posted by Captain Marcus® from The Pirate House on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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history of marcus |
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| So many people must be wondering where the hell I came from and how I popped up here. Well, maybe nobody cared...... but after reading this you fuckers will know anyway.Kindergarten- Developed my firs... Posted by Captain Marcus® from The Pirate House on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Goodbye., OUTLAW♥BARBIE {RIP♥Ryan}, bekah monster, vanessa[graceless lady], Mikey, Little Miss Kendall [[SkK]], Andrew [[SkK]], LAUREN.[.kittyface.], Sugahhhhh, Anita, JJ, ♥ çYñÇê ♥, Adam The Destroyer [[SkK]], ♥ danny boy, R-O-L-L-Y, chelsea in the sky with diamonds, Aubrey Assassin™H&N!ea!DK!DP!HP!BLD!ER, Briana, Palomina, richard, Jess, Lily Mafia©, CLUB FACTORY, Kari Sevenâ„¢, Niki, Gi♥vanna, apryl, Penniless Sitar Player, mon, irish jenny, .Bella♥Muerte.™ [Miss.Jessie.Heart], Steve(N), Meg Murder, kim cox, Fuckin A(lison), ♥-_-MoNsTeR -_-♥
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