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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | wherever i am at the time |
| Country: |  Australia |
| Last Login: | Jun 12, 2009 (177 days back) |
About Me |
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| Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi oi
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Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Red flame a A beautiful fairy appeared one day to confront a refugee claimant outside the Paramatta Immigration offices in Macquarie Street.“My good man,” said the fairy ."I’ve been told to grant you three wishes since you’ve just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children.”“Well, in Somalia where I come from, we don’t have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.”The fairy looked at the man’s almost toothless grin and –PING – he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth!“Two more wishes to go” said the fairy.The refugee got bolder. “I need a big house with a three car garage in Castle Hill with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country because I want to bring them all over here.”PING!In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, a sparkling in-ground pool and a Hummer full of his nephews.“One more wish?” said the Fairy, waving her wand.“I want to be Australian with Australian clothes instead of rags, and a baseball cap instead of this shawl and I want to have white skin like the Australians.”PING!The man was suddenly wearing worn out jeans from Best for Less, a dirty K-mart T-shirt and a greasy Billabong baseball cap.He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.“What happened to my new teeth?” he wailed. “Where’s my new house? Where’s my Centrelink Gold Card?”The fairy said “Tough luck, now that you’re Australian, you’re entitled to sweet Fuck all like the rest of us!” |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Cool Sencible People That Have Their Heads In The Right Place as mine is stuffed now days hehe |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | at home dad the best job |
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