NotYourMom's Profile |
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| Age: | 46 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | TUCSON, Arizona |
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| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Jun 30, 2008 (526 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I used to be cool, now I'm just another misguided adult with a myspace.
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My Interests |
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| Anything that doesn't involve myspace or anyone by the name of Tom. |
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I'd like to meet:Anyone with something interesting to sayAnyone with the conviction to back up what they say with actions Anyone with the passion to see their actions through to results |
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Music:My daughter's band is awesome. They're called LESS THAN FAMOUS but they won't be LESS THAN for very much longer. |
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Movies:here's a good movie |
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Television:Helps me sleep at night. |
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Books:I read |
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Heroes:My heroes tend to change on a daily basis. What did you do today? Maybe you should apply for the job. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | tucson |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | instigator |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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WHY OZ CANT GIVE ME A CLOWNGASM-and other fascinating questions--ADULT CONTENT |
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| CAN'T GIVE ME A CLOWNGASM.......
BECAUSE.........
..........I can't concentrate when he wears makeup to bed.
... Posted by NotYourMom on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:51:00 PST |
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Time for me to come clean--with deepest regrets and apologies |
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| Well, by now you all know how famous I've become from blogging on myspace.
4.2 million readers and counting.
But, like most famous people, I have skeletons in my closet and one of those skeletons wil... Posted by NotYourMom on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST |
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OPEN! I like to watch my nails grow |
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| Pop some no-doz or have a couple espresso shots and enjoy my latest blog.....
I wrote a blog (or maybe it was , I forget) about whether men prefer long or short nails on women, even old women,&n... Posted by NotYourMom on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:50:00 PST |
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X-PICK MY WEEDS IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS! UPDATED WITH MORE AVATARS |
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| DO NOT PANIC- if you do not see your avatar -MORE ADDED DAILY
Someone accused me of going soft. I was aghast at the accusation.
HOWEVER>>>>>>>>>
Since having 3 years of blood sweat and tears ripped ou... Posted by NotYourMom on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:05:00 PST |
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A blog about Jabs and Bad Lisa, Atheists and Christians |
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| HA! Not really...but I got you to open it didn't I??
I wanted to be sure that EVERY PERSON on my friends list and EVERY PERSON you pimped this to KNOWS how I feel about you all right now.
This announ... Posted by NotYourMom on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST |
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Magnifying a New Profile |
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| Well go figure.....my profile was deleted. I really thought I was too small a fish to fry. Wonders never cease. Only 3421 more deletions and I will be on the same par as Bad Lisa and Crabby. One can o... Posted by NotYourMom on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:09:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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you wish you had swag like me, LESS THAN FAMOUS, Cherie, Steven, Dewey, Zombielogic, Diego, Arris ~Awareness Queen~, Munch., Stone Bryson, Dead Drunk, The Angry Squirrel 180, Eric Brooks.Com, Mayet, Jules~The MySpace Monkey, Lisa Lewd is having multiple clowngasms, Cookie Monstah, The ORIGINAL IrishLaLa, Mrs Clayton, Pam, McJeffrey, Sister Wicked, Just A Girl, disney96, pam, Fraz, 3DAYS in every city.com, ~Moma~ TheMySpace Stalker~, WOW 3 Days in Every City Blogs WHY WE WALK, Deana Damnit, Tresa69, My Body The Hand Grenade, lilli, dodinsky, _DharmaBum_, Dirty Sally, Judd Whitesnake, Professional Hardass, Beth, REAPER, Kitteh K♥t, Tabitha, Bob, Jeff, Johnny Angel, Sir Phantom Stranger, Jess, LFB PROMOTIONS & LIVE ART STUDIOS, ♥ Cupcake ♥, maribel, ~*~WitchKitty~*~, theAltituDe...ZiQue, Serendipity, Sonja and Co., Causalitas-EarBliss24/7, Betty Ford (the pre~clinic years...), Geezus Toast, G.Fleetwood, ♪♫♪Kymber♫♪♫, Jiggity Josh, ~*Damned*~, Alexander Shaumyan, =LORI=, Corby, Thee Domestic Goddess, The Mis@dventures of @ Cocklover, Anonymous, BlackPez
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