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notyourmom520

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Age: 46 years old
Sex: Female
Location: TUCSON, Arizona
Country: United States United States
BodyType: Average
Zodiac: Taurus Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Last Login: Jun 30, 2008 (526 days back)
I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking.
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About Me

I used to be cool, now I'm just another misguided adult with a myspace.


Things I am NOT:
YOUR MOM
Zombie
Squirrel
Jesus....in any form
Monkey
Court jester
Completely sane
Anything blue
ATM machine
Greatest band ever. Download a song or 2, I KNOW damn well you hav 99 cents! You can also download their tunes from iTunes

My Interests

Anything that doesn't involve myspace or anyone by the name of Tom.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with something interesting to say
Anyone with the conviction to back up what they say with actions
Anyone with the passion to see their actions through to results

Music:

My daughter's band is awesome. They're called LESS THAN FAMOUS but they won't be LESS THAN for very much longer.

Movies:

here's a good movie

Television:

Helps me sleep at night.

Books:

I read

Heroes:

My heroes tend to change on a daily basis. What did you do today? Maybe you should apply for the job.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: tucson
Smoker: No
Drinker: Yes
Children: Proud parent
Education: College graduate
Occupation: instigator

My Pictures

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My Blog

WHY OZ CANT GIVE ME A CLOWNGASM-and other fascinating questions--ADULT CONTENT

  CAN'T GIVE ME A CLOWNGASM.......     BECAUSE.........                   ..........I can't concentrate when he wears makeup to bed.  ...
Posted by NotYourMom on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:51:00 PST

Time for me to come clean--with deepest regrets and apologies

Well, by now you all know how famous I've become from blogging on myspace. 4.2 million readers and counting. But, like most famous people, I have skeletons in my closet and one of those skeletons wil...
Posted by NotYourMom on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST

OPEN! I like to watch my nails grow

Pop some no-doz or have a couple espresso shots and enjoy my latest blog..... I wrote a blog (or maybe it was  , I forget) about whether men prefer long or short nails on women, even old women,&n...
Posted by NotYourMom on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:50:00 PST

X-PICK MY WEEDS IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS! UPDATED WITH MORE AVATARS

DO NOT PANIC- if you do not see your avatar -MORE ADDED DAILY Someone accused me of going soft. I was aghast at the accusation. HOWEVER>>>>>>>>> Since having 3 years of blood sweat and tears ripped ou...
Posted by NotYourMom on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:05:00 PST

A blog about Jabs and Bad Lisa, Atheists and Christians

HA! Not really...but I got you to open it didn't I?? I wanted to be sure that EVERY PERSON on my friends list and EVERY PERSON you pimped this to KNOWS how I feel about you all right now. This announ...
Posted by NotYourMom on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST

Magnifying a New Profile

Well go figure.....my profile was deleted. I really thought I was too small a fish to fry. Wonders never cease. Only 3421 more deletions and I will be on the same par as Bad Lisa and Crabby. One can o...
Posted by NotYourMom on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:09:00 PST

My Friends

you wish you had swag like me, LESS THAN FAMOUS, Cherie, Steven, Dewey, Zombielogic, Diego, Arris ~Awareness Queen~, Munch., Stone Bryson, Dead Drunk, The Angry Squirrel 180, Eric Brooks.Com, Mayet, Jules~The MySpace Monkey, Lisa Lewd is having multiple clowngasms, Cookie Monstah, The ORIGINAL IrishLaLa, Mrs Clayton, Pam, McJeffrey, Sister Wicked, Just A Girl, disney96, pam, Fraz, 3DAYS in every city.com, ~Moma~ TheMySpace Stalker~, WOW 3 Days in Every City Blogs WHY WE WALK, Deana Damnit, Tresa69, My Body The Hand Grenade, lilli, dodinsky, _DharmaBum_, Dirty Sally, Judd Whitesnake, Professional Hardass, Beth, REAPER, Kitteh K♥t, Tabitha, Bob, Jeff, Johnny Angel, Sir Phantom Stranger, Jess, LFB PROMOTIONS & LIVE ART STUDIOS, ♥ Cupcake ♥, maribel, ~*~WitchKitty~*~, theAltituDe...ZiQue, Serendipity, Sonja and Co., Causalitas-EarBliss24/7, Betty Ford (the pre~clinic years...), Geezus Toast, G.Fleetwood, ♪♫♪Kymber♫♪♫, Jiggity Josh, ~*Damned*~, Alexander Shaumyan, =LORI=, Corby, Thee Domestic Goddess, The Mis@dventures of @ Cocklover, Anonymous, BlackPez

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