 Vince Carone (VC)'s Profile |
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VC - Saying what you are thinking since 2001 |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | ELK GROVE VILLAGE, ILLINOIS |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | Oct 9, 2008 (420 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| WEBSITE: www.vincecarone.com I'm the kind of guy that doesn't mind if you don't say Bless You when I sneeze, I don't have a "drink" at Starbucks, I don't mind falling asleep together and naked and waking up broke and alone, I don't care if my friend doesn't say "bye" before he hangs up the phone, I don't care if my favorite band breaks up cause I'll listen to their old CD's, it doesn't ruin my day if I go to the dentist and find out I have a cavity, I don't care if I miss my favorite TV program, I don't tape anything with Tivo, it doesn't bother me if I wake up five minutes late, I don't lie when I go out on a date, I don't drink myself stupid when I'm single, I don't speed to get to work in the morning, I refuse to pump premium gas, and I don't get mad at other people if they don't vote! These aren't the kind of things I worry about in life......Personally, I like watching the boss come in late cause he got a ticket speeding to work, I like hearing that one of my ex's gained 15 pounds and now looks like a truck, I like reading that a lady spilled scalding hot coffee in her lap and successfully sued the company, I can't help but smile when I find out that my friend got a shittier Christmas bonus than my Christmas bonus, I feel superior when a girl hits on me over one of my friends, and I enjoy watching little kids get scolded in public because it shuts the little bastard up! A slap in the face keeps the kid in his place! |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Previous Comedy Commercial (click here) Previous Comedy Commercial 2 (click here) |
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Books:Merchandise |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Elk Grove Village, IL |
| Occupation: | Stand-Up Comedian |
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My Blog |
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It Wouldnt Be Me If I Didnt Complain |
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| 10 more complaints from the desk of VC - pretty soon I'll be starting to nitpick!1) I just read today that a restaurant was closed down due to Child Molestation charges....wow, nothing like getting mo... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:47:00 PST |
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Rush Hour |
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| I hate rush hour traffic...and the reason for it is that the only reason we have rush hour traffic is because we have stupid fucking people behind the wheel. Rush hour traffic does not make any sense... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST |
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RIP George Carlin & Bernie Mac |
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| It's been a horrible summer for stand-up comedians as far as saying goodbye. We've had to say goodbye to two inspiring legends in the business in the past two months. George Carlin passed away of hear... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:01:00 PST |
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Youve Been Carowned! |
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| For some reason I find pleasure in complaining and seeing others feeling the same vibe. Below is a new set of daily observations and complaints I've compiled in my daily bulletin "VC's Thought of The ... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:43:00 PST |
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Content With Complaints! |
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| If you haven't been following along - I post a bulletin each day (Monday - Friday at 11am) entitled "VC's Thought of the Day". This is where I get to share a newly found complaint each day to br... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:06:00 PST |
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The Verdict on Jury Duty |
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| Next on the shit-list for Sick, Twisted, and Tired of Being Fisted is Jury Duty! Here's my question: Why the FUCK does everybody qualify for Jury Duty? Doesn't that seem a little unfair to have ... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:21:00 PST |
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People Who Need a Home Together |
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| I complain a lot, I understand that...but when things week in and week out have you talking to yourself about their constant stupidity, how do you not vent that and share it with others? I'd rat... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST |
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Keep It To Yourself |
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| Welcome to another Sick, Twisted, and Tired of Being Fisted! Let’s get right into it here with the newest installment "Keep It To Yourself". We are talking about Religion this time.&... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST |
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Im a Man of Ideas - Just Not the Right Ones! |
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| When life hands you a lemon...be wary, ask questions, scrutinize that lemon...don’t just accept it at face value and move on. It’s time we be a little skeptical about things that are... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST |
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The Wrong People Are Walking |
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| VC is back with another one of those cock-blockin' blogs! Sick, Twisted, and Tired of Being Fisted Part 7 is now upon us and has been titled "The Wrong People Are Walking". With so many at... Posted by Vince Carone (VC) on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:20:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Kimmy, E, Randy, Jim, Mike Van Vliet, Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack), Brian Aldridge, christian, Resurrection Mary, *fancy pants*, Official Kustom Kicks Myspace!!NOT SPAM!!!, Lisa, Great Hayz, The Miss Tiffany, Erin♥, MZZ NAVAJO 2008 LOL, Mike Von, Sufi Nicky, Kim, Theresa, Please visit TheStarCeleb.com, ~Music is My life~, Joey Villagomez, ☞ ⓙⒺⓝ ☜, Born Standing Up, Hil & Beck, BART BARELLO, Sam, 15MK, PICKLES~~~;) is in love with ROBERT DOWNEY JR., Love Me Or Leave Me, Nicole, Mexirican, Neil Diamond Phillips, Randi~ Italian Princess ~, Dan, *Becky*, .MiSs BeCkY., K Dizzle®, Jamie, Cheri Cline
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