Pickle's Profile |
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Chicks dig me until they wake up |
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| Age: | 35 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Anytown, Alabama |
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| Height: | 0' 6" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Sep 25, 2007 (378 days back) |
| I am Here For Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I have recently embraced religion. I will no longer use MySpace to troll for whores and cheap thrills. Now my mission is to use this remarkable tool to help others find the way. | |
My Interests |
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| Jesus, the Bible, evangelicising. | |
I'd like to meet:Every man, woman, and child on God's green earth. And Jesus. |
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Music:Hymns, praise music, worship music, Christian rock. |
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Movies:The Passion of the Christ, anything made by TBN. |
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Television:TBN |
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Books:The Bible, books about the Bible. |
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Heroes:Kirk Cameron! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Anytown, USA! |
| Religion: | Protestant |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Foodstuff |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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video games are for virgins |
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| I don't have time for no videogames, a**hole. I'm too busy cursing and having intercourse with the females! Hells yeah. You feel me? I feel me. And so does your mom! It's pretty awesome being sober an... Posted by Pickle on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST |
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Love can Hurt |
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| Pickle has been hurt, ladies. You remember. I poured my heart out here, hoping some kindred spirit would hear my cry for help and wrap her arms around me while I cried into her bosom. Pickle is still ... Posted by Pickle on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST |
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Is that a pickle in your pants ... |
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| ... if not, would you like it to be?Wait, is that kind of homoerotic, since the pants pickle is a penis reference and then I am asking someone I thought had a penis if they would like me to be inside ... Posted by Pickle on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:35:00 PST |
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I am freaking delicious |
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| You would be surprised by how many MySpace people will put you in their mouth if you ask them. Or maybe you are a tasty sleaze like me, in which case you would not be surprised. One of the foxes I met... Posted by Pickle on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:20:00 PST |
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Sexy boobalicious rock and roll times |
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| Here is a delicious recipe I'd like you to try.
One cup oats
two tablespoons mustard
Three chicken breasts
Seven olives
Two watermelons
Mix ingredients together in a bowl. Put mixture in a caserole di... Posted by Pickle on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:38:00 PST |
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Overweight widows rock! |
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| Dear Mrs. Schmendelbleck,
I am totally sorry your husband is dead. Psych! If he were alive, you probably wouldn't have fed me macaroni salad and then let me throw a hump into you ... Posted by Pickle on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:06:00 PST |
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How a Pickle spends a Saturday. |
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| First, a pickle gets out of bed. He discovers that he has terrible breath, and seeks a way to remedy it. He finds his remedy in an old-timey bloody mary. Now his breath is tomato-licious.
Second, he s... Posted by Pickle on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:39:00 PST |
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skanky girls are no fun |
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| Psych! Skanky girls are totally fun.
You know who else is fun? Uptight broads who let loose with me because they've never met anyone like me before and that was all that was stopping them from being ... Posted by Pickle on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:00:00 PST |
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I am 35% gay. Women can trust me. |
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| I wear epaulettes to feel important. For some reason, this makes me 35% gay. I saw ladies comment on Rob Getzschman's blog because he admitted to yearning for the tang of man-sweat (in so many words).... Posted by Pickle on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:18:00 PST |
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Arrr! |
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| I lost my hand to a shark today. Man. It's taking like a year to type each sentence now. On the plus side, I got a helper monkey. I named him "Dick." Now I tell my mom not to bother picking up my dirt... Posted by Pickle on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:47:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Justin King, Justin King, Justin King, Drew, Pirate Jesus, Baron Von Erler, Celine Dion, Mayers Monkey Head, Katie, Sexy=Cool Matt=Cool Matt=Sexy, transitive prop, Joel Belmont, Analog Jetpack, She's his lobster, Flick($ I GOT MY MIND RIGHT$), GARE ROTHSCHILD ISIAKPERE, Bangz, rob getzschman, Julie, railcars, Word Pirates, boy george space, Le Le Le Le Fro$t, The Eugene Celebration, Heidi Schwartz, : j - m o n e y :, Brian David & The S.W. Stomp, Amina Munster, REZIN, lioness!, Chris, roshambo winery, Oh, Leona!, Phoenix Benjamin, Indie Roots, k2, Johnny Kobra, tylerz scorpio chic**
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