My Mom Keeps Calling Me Joe's Profile |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Lancaster, Pennsylvania |
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| Last Login: | Oct 29, 2009 (41 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I train monkies for nefarious purposes, like robbing banks or making people watch David Lynch movies. I've turned the use of profanity into a martial art.
What kind of God are you? Name DOB Favourite Color You earthly time was spent Feeding millions with a few hot dog scraps Your throne is fashioned from thorns and human femurs, surrounded by writhing, howling servants, with a footstool of souls on the sizzling shores of the Lake of Fire You wear A rainbow for a sash, and mountains for shoes Your Godly superpower is A flaming, indestructible sword with which you shall avenge the slain innocents and humble the arrogant This Quiz by pelagicboreas - Taken 1326 Times. New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Elvis, space aliens, Buddy Holly's corpse or any combination of the three.28.."3"> Click Here For More Funny PicturesPET MY MONEKY!.. adopt your own virtual pet! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | High school |
My Blog |
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Copied from my Random Thoughts Notebook. |
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| I keep a small notebook of some personal thoughts I jot down from time to time, mostly observations that strike me at strange moments, or when I'm drunk. Here are a few.
"Carlo Rossi wine distil... Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:04:00 GMT |
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Memories of The Green Tortise |
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| During my last stay in Seattle (August to December '08), I fell on pretty rough times. My father had begged me to come out there, and when I had said that I had no place to stay out... Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
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That girl was right about Rita |
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| Little known fact about me, I love old movies, and especially old hollywood starlets. There is something alluring, almost mystically so, about some of those old hollywood actresses that current actr... Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:34:00 GMT |
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The rules sometimes just dont apply to me |
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| Well, not in all cases, but certainly in some. In this case, it happens to be in this coffee shop I frequent for lack of anything better to do on my free time (that isn'... Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:06:00 GMT |
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What I did on Black Friday |
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| Morning: Woke up, rifled through pants, found a spare $20 I didn't know I had.Mid Morning: Found a Bottle of Scotch I didn't remember taking home from the night before. Only a few shots missing. Cheap... Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:41:00 GMT |
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Running off to Memphis |
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| This weekend marks my first trip to Memphis, TN. I'm psyched. I crave southern food, such as fried pickles, BBQ and hush puppies. More details to come after the weekend, where I'll detail all t... Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:45:00 GMT |
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Must Kill My TV |
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| So, I haven't been up to all that much in these last couple of days. When not at work, I've been sitting around, playing video games, reading (a mix of comic books and actual novels) and ... Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
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More randomy goodness |
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| Sometimes it's hard to think of what to write about on these things, but I feel a certain sense of obligation of write down my experiences here, so at least they are documented somewhere,... Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:29:00 GMT |
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Lots of stuff to update with |
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| Where to begin? I started out this Blog so well, making posts nearly every day, but latley it's fallen by the wayside, mainly because I think the only person who reads this thing is my buddy Cr... Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:05:00 GMT |
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Bumbershoot and Generation Y |
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| Every year on Labor Day weekend here in Seattle, the ncity throws a knockdown. drag out festival in the heart of the tourism district (Queen Ann Hille) The Seattle Center. The festi... Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:24:00 GMT |
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