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 Fort Howard's Profile |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Illinois |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 3" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Jun 8, 2008 (540 days back) |
| I am Here For Serious Relationships. | |
My Interests |
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| Dysphoria, Sub-text, Flannel shirts 365 days a year, Scabs, Snobbery, Haters, Foolishness,Sweet Talk, Vulgarity, Ribald Women, Big Eyes, Long dark curls, Solitude, meat hook reality, intense lack of pretense, Hubris, Histrionics, Banter, Loud Outbursts, Ball Busting, Walking, Napping, Corny Jokes Bad Puns,Drunk Sincerity, Body Language, Green and Brown, Paranoia, Rapport, Empathy, pore spelling, Muted earth tones, rabbitts, Comfort, Stability, Leisure, psychedelic everything, Wii, eye bursting anxiety, teeth clenching terror, Mortality Lessons, long blank stares, memory loss, laziness, lack of intellectual interest or drive to pursue such, metaphorical entropy, dithering potential, overwhelming ecological guilt, some new kinda kick... | |
Music:Danzig, Hawkwind, Howlin' Wolf, Secret Oyster, Budgie .. .. .... |
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Movies:the Breaks, the Last American Virgin, Blue Velvet, the Staircase, Crazy Love, Off The Charts |
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Television:PBS |
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Books:Watership Down, Buk, Codex |
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Heroes:Grampa Wally, Latarian, El-ahrairah, Tom Bombadil, Al Sharpton, Mickey Munday, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Foot and a Half George and Salt Chunk Mary, John Bender |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | East Indian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | mee-lee-wah-kay |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Human Being Lawnmower |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Email headings from my Father... |
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| Here is a list of some of the headlines from emails my dad has sent me in the last couple of months... Anachronistic Antidisestablishmentarianism: A Case StudyHark! A Lark! Flying through the Park!Hyd... Posted by Fort Howard on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:53:00 PST |
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What’s in his blogginzizz? |
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| complet nonsense Posted by Fort Howard on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:37:00 PST |
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NOW YOU DIE!!! |
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| Take the quiz at dicepool.com
You are the large, round, friendly d20! (You probably didn't know this, but the shape of the twenty-sided die is called an Icosahedron.) You are the friendly, ... Posted by Fort Howard on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 10:45:00 PST |
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27 views today? |
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| I got 27 blog views today, 45 so far this week and only 1 comment... who the fuck reads this shit? Posted by Fort Howard on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:04:00 PST |
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Howard Family Values |
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| I visted my Great Uncle Don this last weekend in his mansion on the hill. He told me a lot of family history about the Howards... I learned things about my heritage that I had no clue about... H... Posted by Fort Howard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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The Dwarves have been shamed... |
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| THATS IT!!! I'm going to shave my beard tonight... I was growing it out to keep evil women away from me, not that they were knocking down my door or anything but hey I figured I'd grow it out un... Posted by Fort Howard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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To Hit Armor Class Zero |
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| That royal looking smoke has all but drifted away at present ( purple haze just sounds too played out) ... even a bit of the ol' green stuff that has always followed me, perhapes it was emitted from s... Posted by Fort Howard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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May your beards never grow shorter friends.. |
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| I took this quiz the other day regarding what philosopher one is most akin too. I scored as 100% Aquinas... Though I am not at all religious and I dont belive in a god I feel the test was pretty acur... Posted by Fort Howard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Last leg of the Divine Bovine... |
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| After all the shit I have lived by in the last 1/4 century you would figure I'd have learned a few things... I havent. It could be the old poisons impairing my memory but I doubt it ... I've just bec... Posted by Fort Howard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Filthy Pussy!!! |
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| I have a kitten now! I came out to my car yesterday and there was this lil' beat to hell 7week old kitten huddled under my car. She looked like hell so figured I'd take her to a no-kill shelter. When ... Posted by Fort Howard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Society of Good Gents, The Chicago Tattoo Co Inc., Brian, MARIO DESA, Nick Colella, "Aunt Jennie", robobeatdown, Dimestore, MR.FROG, minikin, Minh, Rudy, abes, Miss Ruth, A Warm Gun, Mr. C.J., erik, sarah, --b, krittenchild, Vic, JonR, DOO DOO BROWN, pregnant, Baron Von Bum Lung, Captain Smacky, Claire, Jason, Brooks Golden, NIGHTTIME SHOUP, anita, MichelleEliz, Logan, Alopecoid, Gina Tai Makes Dances, EL BRAD MARIACHI, Howlin' Wolf, Rush-Mor Records, Hungry Brain, Nerf Herder, Adrienne, dee, emmmmm, Broken Cherry
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