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 Shark's Profile |
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| Age: | 87 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | ??, ALABAMA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Last Login: | Jul 15, 2009 (146 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| Sharks lie a lot, seriously, like more even than a hungry Sarah Maciejewski. Example: If you ask Sarah Maciejewski if she likes the new Bronson Arroyo album she'll tell you she hasn't heard it. Harmless! A shark would say "Yeah, dude! It's fucking awesome!" and then would make so much fun of you as it swam away. Terrible, terrible monsters of the deep! Right now I'm just waiting for a few things to fall in the water: A horse, obviously. Some tapioca pearls. And a bear. I want to fight a bear. I want to fight a bear and I want TO WIN!!!I don't ask for much. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Sea Otters, Turtles, fishes, smaller sharks. I hate Orcas, nets and dolphins, they're arrogant fuckers. I hope you're reading that with your "extra-smart" eyeballs, dolphins!!!!I want to eat a horse real bad. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Hometown: | all the ocean everywhere |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | Primordial loooooover! |
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