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crystal der pistol [HAF]'s Profile
give me brains for breakfast baby...
Age:	26 years old
Sex:	Female
Location:	St. Lou!!, MISSOURI
Country:	United States
Height:	5' 4"
BodyType:	Average
Zodiac:	Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Last Login:	Jun 23, 2008 (113 days back)
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About Me
short... pale... sarcastic... raunchy.... obsessed with poop.... inappropriate... clumsy... feisty... lacking a verbal filter... terrible at decision making.... loves bad old horror flicks...and cartoons...and porn, sooo much porn....especially asians,, naked asian women... ooooh manand music, but i'm no snob... definately not...just a bitch is all.....Hates people who say they have no regrets, because they are liars PS i fucking RULE! end transmision Myspace Layouts Myspace Codes Myspace Generators Myspace Backgrounds style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;"
My Interests
my friends are my life and my heart, music, smut, social sciences... oddities, really really crappy b horror flicks, reeeeally bad old erotica...stupid humor, dry humor, poop, buttsex.. learning new things, being full of useless info..animals...making doodles...scrabble..
I'd like to meet: Bros and Hoes I'd DIE for, Down Ass Bitches... serious biz!..... AIM postmortembarbie... send me ims! especially complete cunts! ..
Music: The Smiths, Three Inches of Blood, Atreyu, ABBA, Q and not U, Norma Jean, GWAR, Dismemberment Plan, Mike Patton, mewithoutyou, Morrissey, Most precious blood, Converge, My Ruin, Throwdown, Sworn Enemy, thrill kill kult, the misfits, Black Eyes, Slayer, King Diamond, The Who, New Order, Nile, Mastodon... and tooons more
Movies: dead alive, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, bad taste, trainspotting, wet hot american summer, spermula(i dont do cave paintings), the little mermaid, me so horny, La Blue Girl, big toys no boys... a lot of girl/girl porn, im a perve
Television: discovery health, animal planet, adult swim, and fairly odd parents
Books: Battle Royale
Heroes: my little sister, she saved me from new jersey! my hero!
My Background and Lifestyle
MaritalStatus:	Single
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
SexualOrientation:	Bisexual
Hometown:	St. Louis MO
Religion:	Atheist
Smoker:	No
Drinker:	Yes
Children:	Undecided
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Cockstar!
Income:	Less than $30,000
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My Blog
tuesday
thats today.im gettin more shading done on my armyay!i cant wait to have it finished, its gonna be raaadbut watching it progress is fun tooanyway heres the poopim off work today, then thursday through... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:06:00 PST
I LOVE WHITESNAKE!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHITESNAKE!!!!! Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:51:00 PST
on-guard!
life fucking caught me off guardagainam i EVER ready with catlike reflexes?it sure doesnt seem like itmore like fumbly freakout like reflexesjustin and i broke up, i've moved, i bit all my nails offri... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:49:00 PST
comfortabilityismness
yesterday after we took justin's momma deluxe out for dinner, and gave her rad gifts... not to mention (except here i go mentioning it) the chocolate covered strawberries i made her (fucking delish!) ... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:32:00 PST
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Hosted By: Head On Collision When: Saturday Apr 12, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: 2 Cents Plain1114 OliveSt. Louis, Missouri\|26 63101United StatesDescription:Head On Collision Click Here To View Event... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST
oh brains
i dont know what i think right now i dont know how i feel whenever i say it i feel silly i love the shit out of justin hes amazing but as a twosome we ... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:58:00 PST
sometimes
i just want bash my fucking skull in purely out of frustration yeeearrrgh! Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:49:00 PST
oh vagina
being a girl can make your brain mushy sometimes i feel edged out by my friends like my importance level is dropped and while thatd suck to anyone it really sucks to... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:59:00 PST
whats that eunice?
oh so it turns out im gettin old and blind i got new glasses they are pretty stinkin cute but when i put them on, i realise just how blind i am so what im saying is ... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:44:00 PST
im worried
that nobody will come to my party and if a few people do come, they'll be disappointed im a hermit dont expect too much but come anyway im trying to NOT be a ... Posted by crystal der pistol [HAF] on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:31:00 PST
My Friends
wunnerfitsich, John, felicia, Jack the Ripper, Deye Mofo, Luke, The Magnetic Fields, American Werewolf, Byron, ZOMBIE YOU ART, Hellbent Comics, Cam Rackam, SNAKE EYED BOY, Donny Danger, Official American, SARAH, ☠Big Ð☠, CHICO!!, Taste For Disaster, momma dagger, Pit Bull Chat, Simon Says?™, +, Head On Collision (ON TOUR NOW!!!), LT Underwear, Camma, Rain, Zero Youth Records, MORBID DECOR crystal der pistol [HAF] has 254 friends (28 shown). Click here to add crystal der pistol [HAF] as a friend.
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