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The 1st Rule of Fightclub is you don't ever talk about Fight Club! :P |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Ft Liqourdale, Florida |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | May 30, 2008 (550 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with a wooden leg. My father would womanize,he would drink and make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and the comma.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was quite typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a smooth scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it!!! |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Someone who doesn't strive to be vanilla in a vanilla world! The has some edge to their personality!You also can earn extra brownie points if your not afraid to send me a note!:P |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Houston |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Internet Porn Peddler! |
| Income: | $150,000 to $250,000 |
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My Friends |
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jaYMan, The real BrookeSkye!!!!, The Real Kat Young, Michael, !!Anthony!!, Raven Riley, Untitled Document, Hoody Hoo, omg lolz, BITE ME!, RHO, Poppy, ashlee, Becca, Serenity, Ginger, Kiera!, Honey, Cindy Lou Who, Pink Martinii, C@LL@, Sinha, JENNA, Lexi, "JC", Laura Lee, [.reeam-marie.], cindy
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