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 Dr. Prozac's Profile |
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| Age: | 40 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Florida |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jul 14, 2009 (157 days back) |
About Me |
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| HORRORscopes If you were born today: You are only an infant and can not read or comprehend this, so why would it matter what your day is going to be like? Aries (March 21-April 19) An ingenuous innovation and invention will impress you...of course it will also depress you because your main competitor created it Taurus (April 20-May 20) It is a bad sign when your ATM machine laughs at you Gemini (May 21-June 20) Guard against dietary indiscretions after dark; other indiscretions should be ok, however Cancer (June 21-July 20) Feelings of romance are in the air, which might explain why your partner is getting dressed up while you're leaving for work Leo (July 21-Aug 22) Wearing the same outfit to work as your boss is not considered complimentary - especially if they are of the opposite sex Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) If you had a mind, you would take it out, play with it, and lose it underneath the couch Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22) Socializing isn’t especially favorable after dark, but then again socializing hasn’t ever been extremely favorable for you at anytime Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) Your parole card should not be your first choice when someone asks to see your ID Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) Focus your attention on group activities…preferably with humans of the opposite sex this time Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Your in-laws are coming to town - RUN! Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) Little things will be going wrong all week..there is no stopping it; just get drunk and accept it Pisces (Feb 20-March 20) The stars said something about either falling behind in your work or getting some behind while you're at work. So you're either in for a really good day or a really bad one check blog for previous HORRORscopes .. adopt your own virtual pet! .. |
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I'd like to meet:DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER: I claim no responsibility for any actions taken based on comments in the Anti-Advice or HORRORscopes sections. These are for entertainment purposes only...and quite frankly I am not an expert in any field besides those fields relating to the consumption of alcohol. Therefore you would be an IDIOT to do anything I have suggested in either section...I merely take letters sent to me and ridicule the sender for nothing more than your cheap amusement. If you wish to be ridiculed in such a manner, send me a message. All material © to Pocket Change Comics |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
My Blog |
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HORRORscopes |
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| HORRORscopesAries (March 21-April 19)Please keep in mind that you are the only one not having sex with your spouse.Taurus (April 20-May 20)Nobody is jealous that the voices are talking to you; the fac... Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:31:00 GMT |
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Anti-Advice |
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| Dear Dr. Prozac, My 17 year old son has recently started doing something I consider a little strange. Whenever he is in trouble, he lies on the floor and rolls up in a ball like a rolie polie believin... Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:18:00 GMT |
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