Robert Reid. 20. Male. Gay. <3

I am Boaby. I love Kylie, Tina Turner, Beyoncé and many other fabulous folk. Tight clothes, rhinestones on t-shirts, high-heels on girls, dancing like a maniac, clubbing, having properly offensive patter, using my computer for pointless reasons, spending hours on msn, having a fight with my mum which ends in "fuck up, ya mad tramp" while Mhairi listens on the other end of the phone, having a new in-joke everyday, shouting KRAAAAW with David at 1:30am while making our way from Byblos to Bennetts on a Monday night, leaving Wayne voicemails everytime I'm at Polo and a song we love comes on.

I hate not having my gayPod with me, things being too quiet, music being played that is BARELY audible - IT'S THERE TO BE PLAYED LOUD, people smoking, people taking drugs, people cramping the dancefloor when clearly me and David need room for our routines, trampy blonde and perma-tanned queens who act like they own everyone around them, Di(l)do, Kate Gash, Shakira fucking Shitkira, my job and my university.

Most of my life I've listened to Hardcore Pop Music. This will never end.

I want to be a Creative Director (ala William Baker > {Click here for his site} Kylie Minogue's Creative Director). This goal i MUST achieve!
I'm obsessed with pop culture. The imagery, attitudes, people, music and contradictory nature. It's so carefree and indulgent and the closest thing to Religion without spirituality.

Don't work for Burtons, you will regret it. Don't go to UWS, you will regret it.

Sometimes people are capable of things u could never see them do.

I LOVE a good RAAAVE up with my cunts/friends and getting Shilpa'd ie Heath Ledgered.

Love to you all, SAY NO TO VAGINA!
Robert xxx