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 Jeff Hilliard's Profile |
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Dry hump like no one is watching. |
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| Age: | 96 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Los Angeles, |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 1" |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 30, 2008 (520 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Please watch my videos and subscribe to my Myspace Video Channel.
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My Interests |
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| I enjoy film making, photography, and stand up comedy. Having pillow fights with hobos, carnies, and homeless people. The University of Kansas Men's Basketball Team. Having spontatious sex with strangers in public. I also like to frequent strip clubs dressed as a catholic priest. | |
I'd like to meet:I am a narcissist, so I would like to meet people with a low enough self esteem and the right amount of self hatred that are able and willing to listen to me talk about myself for the rest of eternity... I would also like to meet all punk rockers.Join my mailing list! |
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Music:Sucker Punch Tuesdays
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Movies:Dark Comedies |
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Television:'Violent Mastrbation with Pat Robertson' and 'Dancing With The Tards' |
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Books:A Confederacy of the Dunces |
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Heroes:Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, Bill Murray, Peter Sellers, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Todd Solondz, Dave Kushner, Billy Bob Thornton, Bill Self, Martin Luther King, Ron Paul, and Gandhi. Plus bank robbers and anybody that will make me one of their top friends on myspace and will also acknowledge my existence in public. Oh and all of you who watch my videos and subscribe to my profile... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Weirdoland |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Aspiring Douche Bag |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Signs from above |
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| I think I have always been searching for a deeper meaning to life. During a tough period of my life I was having hard time understanding the idea of the excistance of some sort of God or grasping the ... Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST |
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Chevelle Music Video "The Fad" |
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| Chevelle gave me an opportunity to make them a music Video for "I Get It" and so I seeked out my friends at Boulevard Industries and the directing team Citizens of Tomorrow to help me make a great vid... Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:00 PST |
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Let’s Fucking Do This! |
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| People often send me messages wanting to know more about me, to describe myself, so here I go. I'm like a cross between Gene Simmons hair and Turkey Jerky. My favorite thing to do is early... Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:19:00 PST |
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Chevelle Music Video "I Get It" |
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| I got an opportunity to help make a music video for my friends Chevelle. You can see it at www.youtube.com/JeffHilliard Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:43:00 PST |
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My relationship with my higher power |
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| Sometimes I curse God because I wasn't born with enough middle fingers so I may be able to truly express how my heart feels. Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:42:00 PST |
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International Male Sex Symbol |
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| Inside my head I tell myself that I am an international male sex symbol and when I walk into a room I don't just turn heads, I snap necks. However in reality when I walk into a room I feel people are... Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST |
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Fear of Success (Sucker Punch Tuesdays) |
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| I use to be in a punk rock band called Sucker Punch Tuesdays which became pretty successful. However I was suffering from panic attacks, it was a nightmare every Tuesaday I would feel trapped and wou... Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Boulevard Industries, BLVD/Citizens of Tomorrow, Craig 2.1, shawn michael foster, eric@blvd, Chevelle, Chris Arvan, HAIR GOD, SAM SUICIDE, Steve Simeone, KYLE DUNNIGAN, Jordy Fox, Josh, Angie GoGo™, Sarah Dope, Damian, Queens Of The Stone Age, Riverboat Gamblers, M Wiebe's personal assistant, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Pennywise, RANCID, The Black Keys, BAD RELIGION, MISFITS, Dropkick Murphys- Philly Show Tonite!!, Time Again, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Murray, Woody Allen, nine inch nails, ROB ZOMBIE, Social Distortion, MIKE NESS, VELVET REVOLVER, DEAD TO ME, Bouncing Souls, Friends of the Dalai Lama, toys that kill, In Vitro, FREEDOM FESTIVAL 08 ! Tickets On Sale NOW, SCHARMUETZEL, tornados cowboys, WAKE UP "STOP CHILD ABUSE", Perros Kemados, ver@, Leviathan, TODD RICKSON CLUB [1st EP], Captain Storm, Violation of Trust, Lash Out, Ginger y Los Toxicos, Rockbock1, Sala strummer, UROCKON, Bettina, janina, Ride for Ruin NEEDS DRUMMER AND BASSIST!, Lila Rock, femme~fatale, Save Mary, Streifi (RQ), tobias, luthea salom, noisebrat, Claudia, The Suicide Kings(Album out now!!!), Perlen an die Saeue, Zoo Army, Outsiders Joy (Album Release Date: July 04, 2008), MARIJUANA MUSIC AWARDS, Widow People’s Pub, 否[i-na], matt, Life is short, LUCID LEGEND, The Dukes, SEDERRA, A French Actress in USA: Sylvie H ®™, THE CITY, BEAUTY KILLS, PLAN B ! VEGAS AFTERHOURS, Lucky #32, PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS!, Kalel, CARLA, I see dead people...., K. Angelica ♫ [Damaged Ballerina.]*
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