 Mojo El Diablo's Profile |
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I rule somehow? |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | LOST ANARCHY, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 3" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Jul 4, 2008 (515 days back) |
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About Me |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Some broads who like to share me w/ other bitches and fukkhedz who wanna buy an ad from me for RCN |
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Music:.."0" width="485" height="146" alt="control freak"
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Books:This week I have been uploading the rest of my book series on www.lulu.com/lostanarchy ...NOW THERE ARE TEN BOOKS TOTAL YOU CAN ORDER ON THE WEBSITE...it all chronicles all my adventures up to this year....HERE IS A RUNDOWN:
Hello, my name is Mojo El Diablo. I am a columnist for Rock City News in Hollywood, California and I am not your typical rock critic...MOJO IS THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE...join me as I bring you closer and closer to an underground world lost in total anarchy. This is the origin of my life and my delusions growing up…HIGH SCHOOL SUX WHEN YER A FREAK IN PREPPYLAND!
IT ALL LEADS UP TO Y2K
9/11, TROMA, AND FEUDS WITHIN THE DEMONS IN EXILE EXPLODE!
THE DEMONS IN EXILE SAGA...this is the second chapter of my life that all happened in 2002. It's a time when allies become enemies, a time when new alliances are made, and a time where someone of status finally accepts me...IT ALSO HAS MOJO FIRST EVER ARTICLES IN ROCK CITY NEWS...it also features some delusional visions of the future that could happen...IT'S MOJO AND THE TRAGEDY THAT WAS THE DEMONS IN EXILE!
This 80 page hardbound epic THE AZTEX OF THE LBC our hero learns the ways of the Aztex and their revolutionary leaders' band HEAVENLY TRIP TO HELL. Filled w/ a lotta street humor, vulgarity, violence, and of course slander, slander, slander on the mainstream...WE ARE THE UNDERGROUND!
Then there's the follow up to RISE OF THE AZTEX. In this tale of sex, drugs, and rock n roll our hero gets a major reality check where EVERYTHING GOES WRONG! Ya'll won't wanna miss this one, cuz it's a cliff hangin' doozy...MOJO GETS A BAND, REALIZES HE'S NOT JUST A PUPPET, THEN KARMA GETS HIM GOOD!
Mojo's Rise, Fall, Rise, and Fall again from being kicked outa the LBC from HTTH to Mojo puting out 3 compilation CDs of all the local heroes to his grand parents dying to the rise of suicide holiday...ALL THIS AND MORE CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS!
This is the follow up to DEATHS & DEVILS. It's starts w/ ALPHA SHEMALE and ends w/ SUICIDE HOLIDAY and a tale of when everything goes wrong...THE PEOPLE OF LOST ANARCHY ARE A SHEEP NATION RUN BY PIGS, CUZ THOSE DOGS HAVE BEEN PUT TO SLEEP!
THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF A THREE PART SERIES...everything that happened in 2007...JOHNNY REB, THE BANNISHING OF DOUBLE ZERO, THE DOWNFALL OF THE AZTEX, THE TWO WEEKS IN A DUNGEON, MOJO FINDS LOVE, BROJO GOES ON TOUR W/ SUICIDE HOLIDAY...you name it, it's all here!
THIS IS THE FOLLOW UP TO MESSIAHS AND MURDERERS...enjoy!
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Heroes:I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL...just kidding (maybe)...YOU STUPID, OVERSENSATIVE, BRAINDEAD, SHEEPISH, FLESH MONGING, DOUCHE-LOVING, RETARDED, CONSERVATIVE AND LIBERAL FUKKHEDZ! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Brea, CA (good mojo) LBC (evil mojo) |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | No |
| Occupation: | antichrist in training |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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HELL 2NITE (ssmf this weekend)! |
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| This week has been hectic...AND IT'S ONLY FUCKING WEDNESDAY...after the weekend of celebrating Traci's life, sponsoring a launch party, and mocking the morps @ the Bondage Ball (or whateverthefuck co... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:13:00 PST |
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MAGAZINE IS OUT, BITCHES! |
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| This past weekend I have been promoting like a motherfucker...ON FRIDAY THE MAGAZINE CAME OUT EARLY...and so we went to the strip and passed them out everywhere...MOJO ENDED UP @ A TROMA PARTY @ THE H... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:29:00 PST |
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SAMPLE PAGES AND MORE |
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| ACTORS, MODELS, & PERFORMERS! GET A FREE 1/8 PAGE AD in the 2nd Issue of L.A. ACTOR! Featuring Angelina Joli on the Cover Must be Received by Tomorrow Wed, June 11th, 3 PM. Just send us... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:41:00 PST |
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OUT OF COMMISSION |
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| Last night was a disaster. I went to Bar Sinister for the THRILL KILL KULT 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY and on the way home got rear ended....YES, THE MAGAZINE WILL BE OUT ON TIME AND YES MOJO WILL BE COLLECTI... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:43:00 PST |
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TONIGHT! |
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Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:57:00 PST |
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WHICH IS THE BEST COVER? |
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| ... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:34:00 PST |
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MOTHER NATURE IS ON THE RAG |
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| The last two nights have been somewhat of a waste of time. On Thursday during the day wasn't so much, cuz me and Brojo went to go see the new Indiana Jone flick...CITY OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL and twas th... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:14:00 PST |
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CRUNCH-TIME |
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| WHAT STRESS MOJO HAS...deadline is just around the corner and this week I have been all over the place trying to find advertising for my new magazine coming out on my birthday LOST ANARCHY MULTI-MEDIA... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:50:00 PST |
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ATTENTION ALL BUSINESSES (please read) |
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Lost Anarchy Pulp Magazine will be distributed to the following locations
Axe Shop (Guitar Shop) &nbs... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:04:00 PST |
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WHAT A WASTE! |
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| The people of this mighty nation are so stupid that they elected a cokehead twice to run it, allow non-talent to make all the money, reward ungrateful broads like Paris Hilton for bad behavior, and so... Posted by Mojo El Diablo on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:02:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Lost Anarchy Magazine, MADAME SUNSET, Jess, Zigwear Coats, Danny Christ aka Mojo El Diablo, MADAMESUNSET and her HOLLYWOOD KITTENS, GODZILLO DETHISTO, MARIEL, THE VIKING HOOKER, Junky Christ, Rock City News, Johnny Reb and the Lost Cause, Ryan, CP, Rhodes, Blade Rhino, Heretics of Hollywood, Juan F.L., Traci Michaelz, Marky DeSade (R.I.P. My Brother Traci Michaelz), Felicity, OMEN, Mistress Melissa, Master Liam, Juicy, PERISH, Control Freak, KILL-X, Nathanael, Jessie, SilverSteel, Anastasia The Great!!!!, SKUMLOVE, HAPPENIN' HARRY & THE HAPTONES ALL STAR BAND, The King of LA, Deadboy, Ryan, The Dred Pirate Sythe, Duncan Hills Coffee, DJ Xian, Tony Batman - I own That A! Entertainment Show, Love for the Earth, Nikki ZEITGEISTMOVIE.COM, Eric Hobbs, Snow white, Heavenly Trip To Hell, hey,Whats Up rockstar, EL DEATH, MAN THE FUCK UP, Death Valley Pornstar, VIDEOFUSIONTV.COM-PANTHER- ENT- PRODUCTIONS, Hollywood Talent Quest, LWP Presents, Beercat, ZXSA, simonster, Chastity aka Sasser, Lisa, PUZ, The Divine Madness, STEPHANIE, NextPage Street Team (Los Angeles), Nick Black **FREE ALBUM**, Lizard Joe's, Vicki, Commander Submistress, Indie Acoustic Charity Festival 7/19/08, The Pat Zelenka Project (in the studio), Jen, Brett, D.J Rehab, SAMSON KNIGHT© / IGNITE VIDEO©, DEATHBEAT, Cursed Lullaby, Dj Punxxxter, SUICIDE HOLIDAY ralF, Neo-Zine, Daddy Cee, Vs Life, Angel Bids, niki, Hellraiser Puzzle Box dot com
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