Noah's Profile |
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I'm probably coding right now... |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | London, Ontario |
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| Height: | 5' 9" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Jun 23, 2008 (526 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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My name is Noah. I just finished two years of college, taking computer programming. I love coding (programming) and I'm probably doing it right now while you read this. I do mostly contract work though I'd go for a job if it offered the sort of environment I'd like. I find it really fun to work on projects with friends. Sometimes more art, sometimes more product. I've done stop-motion animation, photography (including developing prints), video editing, drawing, software, websites, and a bunch of other stuff. I used to work in graphic design and have made things from handbills to billboards. I read the news a lot, and politics is the scariest stuff out there. I have a strange mixture of views, some very liberal and others more conservative. I try to stay grounded but find that truth truly is stranger than fiction. I'm convinced that a pandemic is inevitable in our lifetime and I think that most countries oppress their people to varying degrees. Despite all this, I genuinely believe in the goodness inherant in most people if given the opportunity. I believe strongly in civic responsibility and democratic involvement. I believe that many of our national problems can be solved with better software. But then, I also believe several countries are secretly using scalar weather weapons. |
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My Interests |
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| I like pinball over arcades. I think religion is funny and politics are scary. I bowl often. I prefer to stay up late. Milkcrates. I have a cat. I like spraying styrofoam pellets at people. Bananabread Eggos. Amateur librarianship. I have a couple tattoos. I'd be very interested in some slot-car racing, or at least a power adapter that'll work with mine. | |
I'd like to meet:I like meeting decent people with cool ideas and positive outlooks. If possible, some day it would be nice to meet Osama Bin Laden's niece: I would like to meet Chris Elliott, Paul Reubens or Terry Gilliam on a movie set, Steve Cartwright at a developer's conference, "Bob" Dobbs on the pleasure saucers of the sex goddesses... Somehow, the video above was made about my life. The R6 Device Fiendish Curiosities The Matadors |
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Music:Illuminati, C'mon, Priestess, Kreator, The Matadors, The Creepshow, Wolfmother, Tricky Woo, The 3tards, Rev. Horton Heat, Blue Demons, Cursive, Atomic 7, The Legendary Klopeks, Daniel Johnston, Clutch, Nuclear Assault, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, My Morning Jacket, Wilco, GWAR, Primus, Frank Zappa, Supertramp, Cuff The Duke, Sebadoh, Pixies, Danko Jones, Dead Kennedys, Modest Mouse, Cake, Rush, Jethro Tull, Tom Petty, Harry Connick Jr., Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Man Or Astroman?, klezmer surf rock metal |
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Movies:Terry Gilliam Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Fisher King Tim Burton Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Big Fish, Mars Attacks!, Beetle Juice Christopher Guest Waiting For Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, This Is Spinal Tap Alex Cox Death And The Compass, Straight To Hell, Three Businessmen, Repo Man Wes Anderson Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket Stanley Kubrick Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange Jay Levey and Al Yankovich UHF Adam Resnick and Chris Elliott Cabin Boy John Carpenter They Live, Escape From New York, Big Trouble In Little China, Escape From LA Charlie Kaufman (writer) and Spike Jonze (dir) Being John Malkovich, Adaptation Sam Raimi Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness Jean-Pierre Jeunet Amelie, Delicatessen, La Cité des Enfants Perdus |
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Television:Kenny vs Spenny, Get A Life, SpongeBob Squarepants, Duckman, Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Futurama, RAW, Home Movies, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Maniac Mansion |
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Books:Most of what I read is either news or tech manuals, but when I get to read for pleasure I read.....Chuck Palaniuk Survivor, Lullaby, Fight Club, Choke Kurt Vonnegut Jr Cats Cradle, Breakfast Of Champions Robert Heinlein The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, The Man Who Sold The Moon, Stranger In A Strange Land Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451, The Illustrated Man Robert Dahl The Twits, James And The Giant Peach James Morrow This Is The Way The World Ends JD Salinger Catcher In The Rye HG Wells The Time Machine, The War Of The Worlds George Orwell 1984 Aldous Huxley Brave New World |
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Heroes:Steve CartwrightThe Activision programmer who created Plaque Attack, Seaquest, and Frostbite. Frank Zappa Composer/Guitarist/Singer/Filmmaker/Song Writer/Artist William Gates II The world's richest man is the world's biggest nerd L Ron Hubbard Made millions off of a sci-fi religion which has made Tom Cruise crazy-funny Daniel Johnston Singer/Song Writer/Artist Robert Heinlein For seeing the future Nicola Tesla For inventing the future, a century ago Capt. William Stewart My grandfather, whose search for understanding is a daily inspiration. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | St.Thomas |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | entrepreneur developer/designer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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MySpace Censorship |
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| Allegedly, according to Mr. Nutbar Alex Jones, MySpace censors websites:http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/
250907_myspace_censors.htmThis link should go to PrisonPlanet.com... Posted by Noah on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:15:00 PST |
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myCrappySpace |
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| This is still one of the worst websites ever made. Retarded piece of crap.The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly.We are making some minor changes to thi... Posted by Noah on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST |
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ONLINE! |
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| Online again, after a month without access at home. I thought I might have to change careers, become something that doesn't require literacy.And, my new apartment is pretty cool.And, the button below ... Posted by Noah on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:00:00 PST |
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MySpace videos distribute adware |
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| I hope no one I know is naive enough to fall for this Zango garbage.http://www.vitalsecurity.org/2006/07/teenagers-used-
to-push-zango-on.html... Posted by Noah on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST |
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princess diana would be proud |
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| http://www.darpa.mil/ato/programs/SHM/htmldemo.html Posted by Noah on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST |
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MySpace warning |
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| MySpace may soon be required by law to log all of your activites. While this information is presently publicly available, there are new legal ramifications, making it more viable to track you.This mea... Posted by Noah on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST |
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Pentagon data mining social networks (ie MySpace) |
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| The Pentagon tapped their own citizens' phones. Now they're looking here. Don't think being Canadian makes a difference. Always remember, anything posted on the internet lasts forever - it literally w... Posted by Noah on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:33:00 PST |
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video game urinal |
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| I always knew urinals should be turned into games. There's always been the potential.located in Amsterdam... Posted by Noah on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:15:00 PST |
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done |
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| done college. now I can focus on this: Posted by Noah on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:32:00 PST |
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Policing MySpace |
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| Police use this website to track your activites online:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12335363/site/newsweek/ Posted by Noah on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:22:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Hooch, ken, Johnny, slut bot, Princess Kristen, Brother Danny Deville, The Matadors, HellCat, emjae, THE CREEPSHOW, SICKBOY, MATT POMADE!, the great ORBAX, Memphis Hell, The Blue Demons, liz, Betty Blood, 8 Bit Evolution, jasmine♥, NoNetnam, miRthkon, Rob (RC) Carvell, cryptaesia, Elle, Fester Tarhole, Dave, Her Heinous, kyle, Belinda Stronach, M.P., claws, Sherry Smash IsRad, Kimberly!, Kid, SHUM, KITT, Lara, Vagrancy Films, Mehvish, Erica and Flyer, NOtHinG tO LOsE bUT my APATHy
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