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 Evil Smiley's Profile |
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| Age: | 46 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Bentonville, Arkansas |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 8' 9" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Jun 27, 2008 (71 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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MEET EVIL SMILEYHi everyone! My name is Evil Smiley. I've finally had a chance to set up my MySpace account. I've meaning to for a while because I really want to get the word out. Word out on what, you ask? Believe it or not - my life story is now a major motion picture !WATCH THE TRAILER OF MY MOVIE BELOW , THEN ORDER THE DVD OR ATTEND A SCREENING ! About me.. well, I was born in 1962 in Bentonville, Arkansas. Some of my favorite hobbies include: destruction of communities, jobs and especially local retailers. I also have a sweet spot in my heart for ruining local environments. Since I have thousands of homes world wide, I've really gotten good at that. There is a lot more about me that I'm going to share with you soon, most likely on my web site. So come visit and don't forget to add yourself as a friend! |
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My Interests |
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| Destroying communities, environments and jobs. I love not providing health benefits my employees can afford... who WOULDN'T love that though, right? And secretly hiring immigrants so I can pay them backdoor wages! And convincing single mothers that Trimspa works! And Union busting! Oooohh and laying around eating Cherry Garcia Ice Cream while wearing my husband's work clothes, I just feel so safe and sensual. I'll be right back, I need to go count a few billion dollars (it may take a little while). | |
I'd like to meet:I would like to meet that bastard Costco in a dark alley sometime, my fists have a few things they'd like to talk to him about. He thinks he's so damn great just because he's a little younger than me and has an attached gas station, and fantastic deli style pizza at a reasonable price. Well how many small independent Mom and Pop stores still operate within a 50 mile radius of where you're located, Mr. Costco? Hhhmmmm? Quite a few I'll wager! You couldn't crush the dreams of small business retailers if your shareholder's pocketbooks counted on it! I freaking cut through Mom and Pop retail outlets like I was Tom Cruise and they were Katie Holmes's vulnerable desire to be loved! |
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Music:The sound of as many humans as possible suffering in unison, Sheryl Crow, Edited versions of popular hip-hop, the sound an elderly person's joints make when they've been asked to skip lunch again by their manager and they realize they have to continue smiling for another solid hour or they'll be let go, Radiohead (but not Kid A, can anyone spell "pretentious"?) |
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Television:24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24! 24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24!24! Jack Bauer in Spanish means !Muy Picante! |
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Books:The DaVinci Code, and any book about a large corporation who recklessly abuses the rights of workers to turn a profit while espousing Christian values of charity and concern for others, !!!-- and if anyone from the Bible Belt asks, not Harry Potter- because that teaches children about witchcraft. |
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Heroes:The brave men and women who lost their lives on 9/11, The brave fighting men and women who are overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan, The brave colored survivors of Hurricane Katrina, and any other hot button group of people that I can use by attaching my image to them to make me look good to Middle America. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Bentonville, AR |
| Religion: | Other |
| Occupation: | Slasher |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Friends |
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Brave New Films, This Brave Nation, Iraq for Sale, Iraq Veterans Memorial, deleting account, Caravan/Prague, steveaylett, CELESTE, Chiara, Black~Rose, Monica Lewinsky, (more than voting) Worldwide Progressive Movement, Inter-Con Union, TSCIE, JESUS, EarthHugger, Genius Loci [Spirit of the Place], WANG FAN, ReeKoWard, AngryWhiteBoy Clothing & Apparel, Bart $impson Must Die! (((B.$.M.D.))), The Stephen Colbert Nacho Doritos Presidential Run, GLIGORIJE, Old Smiley, San Diego-Imperial Counties Labor Council, EXODUS - (The Atrocity Exhibition OUT NOW! ), Frank, Kathleena ♥, Jeremy, The Negative Creeps (Tribute to Nirvana), allX, ACLU @ UW Tacoma, Kris Jones, Mary Jane (and yes it's my real name), Lil Red Rachel Ruthanne, The Ironic T-Shirt Corporation, Gingy, The Fran and Dave Experiment, Leisha®, TheSuperFabooJenny, .~*Ashlynn~*.., Nadia, Bobby, Michael, ♥ KNOCKERS ♥, think4u, Bobby of Occasional Monster, Tony Z, Todd M. Jordan, Evil Penguin
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