Kail - R.I.P. 2006 - 2009's Profile |
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| Last Login: | May 15, 2009 (206 days back) |
About Me |
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Click the banner above to go to Kail Online and download FREE albums! Kail is a humor-rocker from Rutherford, NJ who started making his trademark "humor songs" in May 2005. Back then all he had was a computer mic and a pocketful of bad jokes, now he has a full band and even less bad jokes, but things are still looking up for the fellow! Inspired by video games such as Sonic the Hedgehog and Super Mario and anime such as Dragon Ball Z and One Piece, the Kail has made a name for himself out on the scene. Download all of Kail's music for free from http://www.kailonline.com/ today! SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! Super Smash Bros Brawl Name: Kail - 4554-4738-7295 Animal Crossing City Folk Town: Assland Name: Kail - 4425-5020-5241 WANT ME TO PLAY AT YOUR VENUE?! MESSAGE ME! |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 6/6/2007Band Website: http://www.kailonline.com Band Members: The Crew Kail - Vocals Derek Spaldo - Guitar Thom Malach - Guitar Mario Cespedes - Bass Jesse Sosnicki - Drums Influences: Sounds Like: DISCOGRAPHY King of the Monsters - Available For Free Download CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM Disc 1: 01 - Feature Presentation 02 - Tails is Hot 03 - Never Gonna Give You Up (Feat. The Bearded Man) 04 - Back to the Future (Prank Call) 05 - Draculo 06 - We Got Snakes 07 - Hairless (Prank Call) 08 - E.G.G.M.A.N. 09 - Tool Time (Prank Call) 10 - Umberella Disc 2: 01 - Intro 02 - Draculo 03 - Salty Serenade 04 - Chimney (skit) 05 - Tails is Hot 06 - Lunch Money Blues 07 - Geno's Maze 08 - Sister (skit) 09 - Love in Chains 10 - Draculo (Reprise) 11 - Fuck That Shit Kail Legends - Available For Free Download CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM 01 - Salty Serenade 02 - Goatse Girl 03 - Girl Problems (Skit) 04 - Godzillo 05 - Byootiful Gurlz 06 - All I Need 07 - Ballway to Heaven 08 - We Got Snakes 09 - I'm So Famous 10 - Hooray for Santa Claus 11 - Fastest Thing Alive 12 - Ballway to Heaven (Reprise) Record Label: Balladeer Records Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Rock / Comedy) |
My Blog |
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My Retirement... and the Reasons Behind It |
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| Alright, a lot of you have been asking questions about why I quit doing the whole Kail comedy music thing and you've been trying to convince me to keep doing it and stuff, and now I feel I should talk... Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:16:00 GMT |
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I'm making a platforming video game - Falling Down |
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| http://www.fallingdowngame.com/I'm in the process of making a video game right now called Falling Down! It's a 2D Side-Scrolling Platformer in the same vein as Sonic 3 and Knuckles and Super Mario Wor... Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:20:00 GMT |
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SHOW ME YO MOVES |
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| Hey everyone! I don't really talk about my personal life much, so I'm gonna give y'all the lowdown on whats been goin on in my life, maybe it'll make you feel better about yours!So like I said last bl... Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:22:00 GMT |
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I haven't been on myspace in a longggg timee |
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| Hey guys, yeah, it's been a very long time since I've done anything on myspace. Well I just wanted to drop by to let you in on what's going on in the world of Kail.First, I've been hanging out with a ... Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:36:00 GMT |
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The Many Forms of Kail |
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| I'd like to let you all in on a secret about me. My present form is not my true form, but instead the result of a technique I've perfected to conceal my true power. In reality, my true form is the mos... Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:37:00 GMT |
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Updates from the Realm of Kail |
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| Sup everyone, happy 8/8/08! I'm just writing this blog to update y'all on everything currently going on in my business.With Derek in France and not coming back until next week, and me having done all ... Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:58:00 GMT |
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Destroyer Journal 1: Where I’m At Now |
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| Sup y'all, the main man Kail is here to give you the low down on whats going on with the new concept album. I know I just announced it, but I'm already almost done with the planning stages. I've been ... Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:57:00 GMT |
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Details About My New Concept Album: DESTROYER |
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| Hey everyone! I had a great birthday yesterday, me and my friends went to Cheeseburger in Paradise and did Karaoke, I sang the KISS song Forever, it was hilarious! So now, I'm ready to give the big de... Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:52:00 GMT |
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An Inside Look At The Upcoming Kail Comic! |
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| I promised you'd see some sketches from the upcoming Kail comic book which is slated for release around October, and this is what you get. This is what the comic's style is gonna look like. I have ske... Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
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Kail’s Spook Show Spectacular!! NEW LIVE SHOW! |
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| I've been trying to find the perfect way to do an amazing live show that will really blow people away and really add to the whole music experience, because I've been to local shows and a lot of them a... Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:34:00 GMT |
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