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The Godfather of the bones movement! |
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| Age: | 19 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | South , Florida |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Oct 10, 2008 (1 days back) |
About Me |
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Hi, I am Chris Jones. I am just a skinny (yet swole), young kid trying to make my mark on the Southeast wrestling scene. I was trained by Soulman Alex G (student of Boris, Dean, and Joe Malenko, and Karl Gotch) in a school in the middle of the Little Haiti ghetto. He kept me in the "dojo" for 1 and a half years before my first match, a battle royal. Since then I have gone on to wrestle in 5 states throughout the Southeast with feds like Full Impact Pro (FL), GEAR (FL), Dropkick Pro Wrestling (GA), Great Championship Wrestling (AL), AWA World-1 South (GA), MXPW (FL), and WCEW in the Carolinas. I was trained the right way, and I owe him a lot. He is a beautiful person. When I am not wrestling, I enjoy provoking old people, obscenely dancing to loud rap music, yelling at people in a car then driving away real fast, and trying to build the best wardrobe out of clothes that aren't mine. My biscuit is my life, 9k for a watch, so worth it!! Most importantly I was a former 1 time NAWA Welterweight Tag Team Champion... of the WORLD and current D1PW Cruiserweight champion, Pro Wrestling Fusion Luchacore Champion and 1/2 ASW Tag Team Champ... yeah whatever Chris Jones official mixtape!! |
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My Interests |
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| Propel Fitness Water Lifting weights Tropical Skittles Training wit' Soulman Alex G Guitar Hero! Prank phone calls Hialeah FleaMarket USA Random ass Florida towns Prank phone calling people on the TV Wrestling...duh Chocolate Chip Cookies. The worst professional wrestling on Earth Grillin' to rap music Shoney breakfast buffets in Alabama Messaging people while their away messages are on Meeting new people in different cities The Waffle House Playing sports without my shirt on. Claw Games Jacuzzis rule. |
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I'd like to meet:Boogeyman, Big Foot, sasquatch, ghosts, zombies, Skunk Apes, the Yeti, Ogres, Trolls... and Wade Koverly.I would like to meet Jediman Alex G |
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Music:TEDDY PAIN!, Lil Wayne, Mike Jones, N.W.A, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, A Tribe Called Quest, Dat Nigga' Rick Ross, Yung Berg, Sugarhill Gang, CKY, Nas, The Chili Peppers, Turbonegro, Richard Cheese, Tom Green, Queen, Young Joc, Public Enemy, David Bowie, Pearl Jam, Living Colour, R Kelly, Big L, Tool, Akon, Papoose, Del The Funky Homosapien, Incubus, Kanye West, Luscious Jackson, Eazy E, Paul Wall, Buckethead, Iron Maiden, Dr. Dre, DRE (North Miami) and Sublimereeboks wit the straps!!! |
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Movies:GOOD BURGER!!!!, Roscoe's House of Chicken N' Waffles, Sweet Potato Pie, Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Snakes on A Plane, A Pursuit to Happyness, Swimming Upstream, Batman Begins, Glory Road, Bombing The System, Freestyle: The Art of Rhyme, Freddy Got Fingered, Hustle & Flow, Beyond the Mat, Sin City, Boyz in the Hood, Pulp Fiction, Clerks I/II, BASEketball, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, American History X, Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke, Still Smokin, Nice Dreams, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, Reservior Dogs, War of The Worlds, Snatch, Borat, Jackass 2, The one where Clint Eastwood is the boxing manager and he managing that chick and she dies, that's an awesome one and Kazaam. |
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Television:WWE shows, WRESTLING(ANY FORM), MXC, Wonder Showzen, Wildboyz, Viva La Bam, Lucha on Galavision, Rocko's Modern Life, Figure It Out, MTV's Juvies, Andy Milonakis, Strangers With Candy, True Life, Laguna Beach, Upright Citizens Brigade, Stankervision, The Tom Green Show, Wrestling Society X, Jackass, Stella, [b]Saved by the Bell[/b], Hey Arnold, Family Matters, Double Dare, King of the Hill, Maximum Exposure, Real TV, Next, Maui Fever, The Ultimate Fighter, Weeds, Prison Break, TRAILER PARK BOYS and Team Sanchez.I really love basketball, too. It's my favorite. |
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Books:Funny Cats are better than books fo sho. |
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Heroes:People who've come up from the bottom to the top, but still stay true to the game.CP3 for MVP!!! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Underneath the bench |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Occupation: | Jobber... Don't judge me |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Hyped! |
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| I have the honor of competing in this year's Jeff Peterson Memorial Cup, here is a little interview/biography piece done by Alan Wojcik: Chris Jones JPC ProfileHere is a sweet graphic with me holding ... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:04:00 PST |
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For the boneheads/boners! |
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| Hey guys, it's your neighborhood superman, the Godfather of the bones movement, Chris Jones here. This is for the fans. I feel as if I let down my fans a little bit this past weekend. Allow me to expl... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:28:00 PST |
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Erick Stevens vs Chris Jones! Video Inside! |
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| Erick Stevens vs Chris Jones Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:58:00 PST |
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Lil Wayne |
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| Yea... Yea Yes Ima call this here... real rap Cause this rap is real... ya know? i hope you aint to tired to cry and i hope you know you aint never to alive to die listen...... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:54:00 PST |
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motherfuckin Steak and Shake!!! |
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| Now, this place is pretty awesome. The food isn't really that expensive at all, and tends to come quickly. The triple steakburger is one of the greatest things eveeeer. I wish to work there, and deli... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST |
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March 2 double 0 7 |
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| March 2007 has been one heck of a month for me on a professional level. As it finally draws to a close, I would like to have an ode to what was a pretty cool month. March 3rd saw the debut of a super... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST |
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Satisfied unsatisfaction (random) |
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| Do you know what I mean? I guess, it's good to have a drive inside of you that strives for more. I am not sure though, and it's always the little shit to get ya and knock you back down. It's very con... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST |
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Crazy roadtrip. |
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| Well, after.... -A really stiff enziguri, and a match I am proud of. -Meeting new people. -Getting stopped for doing 65 in a 35. -Getting detoured onto a road shaped like curving c's with semi trucks... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST |
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Clips of Chris Jones vs Spectrum from Florida United!!! |
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| My enterance! A small clip of the match I don't wanna wrestle this rainbow faggot! Florida United DVD will be out soon hopefully. ... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST |
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Let's hear it for the Waffle House |
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| Goddamn, if one food chain could ever make a man from the DURTY SOUTH sing it's the Waffle House. It sucks that there are none in Miami, and the closest one is like 30 minutes away, but if you could g... Posted by Chris Jones presents the pink and black attack! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:01:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Pro Wrestling Dynasty, Brian, Bruce, alex, クレイグ, Dragon Master 305, Scott Commodity, Daron Smythe, Fantastic Dantastic, Koverly, logan, "THE BAD BOY" KEITH BLONDE, Mauricio, THE Kolby Stern, P-Daddy Paddy, ALI, Andy, Amy, JVandal, Kory Chavis(Team WTF), ErickStevens, Mike Long, James, Frank, Kenny King (Team WTF), SAVE_ME.B0B [[Hustle Outlaw'z]], HOLLYWOOD, Heroin's my new name Cuz I'm the Dopest!, Frankie The Ref, Cyndee CCCAKE ™ is NOT IT!, Maddness Is A State Of Mind, dany only, The pouchy king have it your way, L A M A R, Kayfabe, Joshua Citron @ Shooting Star Radio, *MERCEDES*, Ron, ♥Alma™, ღTIMღ I ❤YUH! ☠LEXIE I LOVE YUH BESTIE☠, Remy Marcel, Tecky Boy SinsAtion SxE, Ricky "M'Fing" Romeo, BIG PHILL, ☆Stardom☆, "The Hollywood Horror" Jude Mackenzie, Shimmy Paranoia (Team WTF's personal rat), Meli, Romanowski, PLaYBoYDoLLa$$.Live @ Tobacco Road 10/31 in Miami!, Attack of the Purple {DCP}{GDB}{JTD}, HOLY G, JP of Team 2HM, ♥& then ifilwhツ, Krist of HO'z, Dallas F'n Riley [Team Lifestyle]
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