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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | WOOD RIVER, Illinois |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Oct 29, 2008 (397 days back) |
About Me |
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Welcome to the OFFICIAL Hack Movies myspace page. We here at Hack Movies are dedicated to bringing you the sickest, silliest, most entertaining flicks in the underground. Hack Movies was founded in 2005 by Kevin Strange and his 5 million year old business partner, The Pumpkin Monster, as their answer to the awful rubish that modern hollywood, and the so called "indie scene" choose to pass off as entertainment. Hack Movies has a whole line of offensive, trashy, ultra-low budget DVDs for sale from their webstore at HackMovies.com, as well as T shirts, Punk Buttons and Car Stickers. Everything you need to send a big fat FUCK YOU to the hollywood Machine! |
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I'd like to meet:Flicks $9.99 DVD Special Features include: -Killer Commentaries! -Bloody Bloopers! -Behind the Kill Vignettes! -Falo6 Music videos and much more! Colonel Kill Motherfuckers "Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree.Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind:
To kill those motherfucking kids!
$10.00 DVD Special Features include: -1 year later Commentary by Kevin Strange! -Fan Commentary by DEADPIT Radio! -Introduction by Lloyd Kaufman! -and much more! Dream Reaper: The Jerkoff Edition The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper,
must defend their awesomeness against
a force from the nether realm so
ridiculous that you have to see
it to believe it!
$10.00 DVD Special Features include:
Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners
who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural
fuckstorm!
Merch Colonel Kill Torso Cover *Click for larger image!* Perfect for family reunions and trips to the daycare to pick up the little ones, this bad ass Hack Movies torso cover is sure to get you suspended from school! Adult XL Only $14.99! Size Colonel Kill Babydoll Torso Cover *Click for larger image!* Get your bitch this awesome new Colonel Kill Motherfuckers titty cover and pop one off right on to that motherfuckers face piece! S,M Only $14.99! Size Hack Crew Torso Cover *Click for larger image!* Have you fucked every member of the Hack Crew? Well now you can comemorate your experience with this fine Hack Movies Crew Shirt! This lovely T contains the face peices of Kevin Strange, Joshitsuo Montoya, Nick Head, Tim O, Mindee Macabre, Kevin Yo and Katie Deerest! Adult XL Only $14.99! Size Dead Shit Torso Cover *Click for larger image!* Let everyone on your block know that the only type of shit you want on your back is DEAD Shit with this brand new Dead ShitTorso Cover! Adult XL, 2XL, Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks! Size Dream Reaper Torso Cover *Click for larger image!* Love that Lovable Sleep Demon, The Dream Reaper? Well now you can rep his freaky ass in style with this brand newDream Reaper Torso Cover! Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks! Size Kevin Strange Torso Cover *Click for larger image!* Everyone's favorite Offensive filmmaker, Kevin Strange finally has his own torso cover! Sport this bitch at your Barmitzvah and I garuntee you'll get laid! Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks! Size Hack TV Embed the HackTV player on your page! Contact Boxes ..ntscontactbox.jpg" border="0" / Add these fresh ass banners to yourpage! |
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| Colonel Kill Motherfuckers on sale now!!!The Time has come, Minions of the Hack! Colonel Kill Motherfuckers dawns on your fragile wig pieces! Today marks the release of this fresh as fuck Slasher co... Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST |
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| Minions! The technology ninjas have designed a most devastating new technology for your eyeball and brain pieces!The HackTV player! What the fuck is that you ask? Good question! The HackTV player i... Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:37:00 PST |
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| Add the primary hack movies account for updates and a chance to win free swag every month!!!Subrcribe to the Hack Blog to get all the latest updates from Hack Movies!... Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:07:00 PST |
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