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 Jack Shit's Profile |
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when you work with animals, you're bound to step in shit |
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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | location classified, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 28, 2007 (891 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more; it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -William Shakespeare , Macbeth Act 5, Scene exhibit a: I own and use a 36" pipe wrench. exhibit b: I give lotsa things names, and refer to them as such. example: "The Blade"™®© I consider show and tell to be most sincere and enjoyable form of human interaction. I am a boy, and amongst many interests, I like boy things ( hot intelligent 6' redheaded British chicks , guns, trucks with big tires, loud motors, animal noises, diesel exhaust, grease, booze, fighting, tattoos, demolition derbies, Conan, hamburgers, etc.). I also like smart, passionate people with interests and goals transcending convention and hegemony. I am utterly bewildered and disgusted in finding no modern mechanical drawings are displayed in the Louvre ......................I wanna be different |
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My Interests |
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| Caulking windows, stucco, driving nails, driving trucks, playing with transformers, laying pipe, electro-kinetic bi-nucleic pysiogemetry, questionably under-engineered pyrotechnics,
ouija/fondue parties, heckling germ phobes, midnite naps, climbing telephone poles, infintile chicanery, bird watching, bank robbery, pumpkin carving, urban 4-wheelin'. Being a nut. Fucking shit up. |
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I'd like to meet:Whoever.............. invented Waffle House, Jimmy Dean, Oscar Meyer, ......... ....... .Carl Buddig, Sara Lee, Aunt Jemima, Mr. Clean, .....the Stay Puff Marshmallow man, Uncle Ben, Betty Crocker, the Colonel, Captain Crunch, Tucan Sam, Juan Valdez, .............Sophia Coppola, Marcel Duchamp, Richard Petty, Paul Newman, ...................Johnny Cash,.................. . ... Baudrillard, the Marquis de Sade, Dante, Orsen Welles, Nikola Tesla, Iceberg Slim, Luigi Russolo, Athanasius Kircher, Eadweard Muybridge, Joan Fontecuberta, Oppenheimer, David Foster Wallace, Cicciolina, Lynnrd Skynnrd, JFK. ................Best person I've met so far-the late Arthur Jackson |
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Music:Best music video ever! (cough!)don't hurt yourself, just skip to about 1:20 |
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Movies:Man Bites Dog, Dog Day Afternoon, Gummo, Sling Blade, Blade Runner, Los Olvidados, Apocalypse Now, American Movie, American Beauty, Mad Max, Repo Man, Goonies, Porn Star-the Legend of Ron Jeremy, Clash of the Titans, Boys Don't Cry, Buffalo '66, Terminator, Sunset Boulevard, Old School, Pixote, Leolo, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Chinese Torture Chamber, Jackass, Cool Hand Luke, Deliverance, Lost in Translation. |
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Books:ART OF NOISES"We must break out of this narrow circle of pure musical sounds, and conquer the infinite variety of noise sounds...Let us wander through a great modern city with our ears more alert than our eyes, and enjoy distinguishing between the sounds of water, air, or gas in metal pipes, the purring of motors ) which breathe and pulsate with indisputable animalism), the throbbing of valves, the pounding of pistons, the screeching of gears, the clatter of streetcars on their rails, the cracking of whips, the flapping of awnings and flags. We shall enjoy fabricating the mental orchestrations of the banging of store shutters, the slamming of doors, the hustle and bustle of crowds, the din of railroad stations, foundries, spinning mills, printing presses, electric power stations, and underground railways." MUSICA FUTURISTA "To present the musical soul of the masses, of the great factories, of the railways, of the transatlantic liners, of the battleships, of the automobiles and airplanes. To add to the great central themes of the musical poem the domain of the machine and the victorious kingdom of Electricity." |
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Heroes:15 years in a tiger cage for this? *Also see "who I'd like to meet" |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | location classified |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Inventor, Professional Boy Scout/Ass Wiper |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Immaculate Theatre Playbill |
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| Immaculate Theatre PlaybillNow Playing:Public Access InternetvisionHeptatetryl Scalinosis (advanced) NEWOne Of These Kids Is Doing His Own ThingThe CreepEver Seen One of These?New Olympic Sport:Friend... Posted by Jack Shit on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST |
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Derelinquite spem omnes, qui huc ingrediuntur |
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| Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more; it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and... Posted by Jack Shit on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST |
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Humping Hard For Master (Procrastination 101) |
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| Talent... Posted by Jack Shit on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST |
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Heptatetryl Scalinosis (advanced) |
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| Woo, he got it bad.Fuck...think I might too.... Posted by Jack Shit on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST |
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One Of These Kids Is Doing His Own Thing |
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| ... Posted by Jack Shit on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:48:00 PST |
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The Creep |
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Posted by Jack Shit on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:19:00 PST |
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Ever Seen One of These? |
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Posted by Jack Shit on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:07:00 PST |
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The Fine Line Between Lucidity and Lunacy |
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Posted by Jack Shit on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST |
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New Olympic Sport: |
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| Team Flame-Throwing!Team captain: Colonel Jack ShitTry-outs this Spring.... Posted by Jack Shit on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:32:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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George Orwell, TRON, walt disney's cryogenically frozen head, Fisting-bot, Karl Marx, The Blade, j. robert oppenheimer, A BOOK CALLED: 48 DAYS IN THE NUCLEAR FAMILY, Lustmord, Magic 8 Ball, Theremin, DRUG MUSIC, Luigi Russolo, ANA-LOG, Hunter S. Thompson, Valley Ordnance Gun Club, Tracey, Snuggles, Marquis de Sade, Humongous, Hans Bellmer, Urinal Cake, Ki., House Rabbit Society, adele mildred, Brooklyn Bunny Live Bun Cam, Olga Gerrard, Bada Bing Baby!, Katie-Jayne, AmericanFilms.com, Bigfoot Lodge, C : J O, Ariel, So Stormy, Jeremy, King of the Unsafe & all things stupid
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