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The Being from Klystron 7!

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Age: 35 years old
Sex: Male
Location: GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA
Country: United States United States
Last Login: May 14, 2009 (210 days back)
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About Me

My name is unpronounceable in the human tongue. You may address me as The Being from Klystron 7!

For reasons which shall not be disclosed here, I have been banished from Klystron 7 to live my tormented life on the outer rim worlds. I have chosen Earth as my current home, living in the mysterious subterranean underworld of your cities. Occasionally I exit my lair at night, exploring my nocturnal tendencies.

My current roommate is crimefighter/vigilante, The Blind Guy. He doesn't know I'm an alien though (because he's blind), so don't tell him. I've got a sweet deal on rent, and I can park my flying saucer in one of the lower-level caverns.

Anyway, you must fear me Earth humans! I posesss the intellect of a thousand worlds! Human females are inexplicably drawn to my superior pheremonal glands!

Yessssss....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Buck Rogers , so I can extract his overly-engorged fatty corpuscles! I have devised a neutronic hand-blaster, which shall be fueled by his sufficiently saturated caloric deposits.

My Background and Lifestyle

Ethnicity: Other
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Klystron 7
Occupation: Lab assistant to Mad Scientist, Lenny Pearlman

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