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 Jeff's Profile |
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HIPSTERS FOR JESUS |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Sucka Free!, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 9" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Oct 31, 2008 (406 days back) |
About Me |
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| I am a greasy, bare-chested douchebag, completely self-absorbed with little or no redeeming qualities. I have an iPhone. Hit yes! You Are a Boston Creme Donut You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / San francisco .... .. |
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My Interests |
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| air supply airports american blenders bmx books cats gastronomy glory helping horticulture journey joyce karaoke kittens man vs wild nerds pepper reo speedwagon having ripped abs sesquipedalian tacos | |
I'd like to meet:I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both! |
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Music:Journey, Eazy-E |
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Movies:Jackass, Jackass Number Two |
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Television:Pants-Off Dance-Off |
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Books:Teen People |
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Heroes:Van Gogh, Hemingway, Villon, Michael Fucking Jordan, Dillinger, Ma Barker, Kerri Strug, Matthew McConaughey, Forrest Whitaker |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Anchorage AK |
| Religion: | Muslim |
| Children: | Someday |
| Occupation: | Thug |
| Income: | $150,000 to $250,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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american billionaire |
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| So yeah I'm over here in Italy. And you know what? Europe isn't that cool; it's just a bunch of fucking foriegners. Seriously though, this place is like a third world country. Rome is really run down,... Posted by Jeff on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:13:00 PST |
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demise of the mullet |
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| Been in Australia for a month. Staying in Sydney, shot down to Albury where I rode a kangaroo, BC in Melbs, Gold Coast this weekend... Timmy shaved his dome up at Jedi's last week. I was totally ... Posted by Jeff on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST |
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pants off dance off |
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| Dear Jeff:Thank you so much for submitting your photos to be part of our hit show, "PANTS OFF DANCE OFF." We'd love for you to be a part of the show. We are starting our tapings this month in our stu... Posted by Jeff on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST |
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over the top |
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| Bounced to the tree man house to reload. Dinner at Puerto Alegre. Kilowatt. Delirium. Kickboxing with a homeless. Back to Kilowatt. Back to Delirium. Weird dancing, the usual coterie of chicks I slept... Posted by Jeff on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:10:00 PST |
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montreal |
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| I just got paid a G to talk for thirty minutes.I know.-j Posted by Jeff on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST |
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ghost riding the whip |
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| This is my newest hobby/sport which I have taken up. Probably not the smartest hobby, but I love it. A "whip" refers to your car. Ghost riding is one of the latest trends to be popularized by the s... Posted by Jeff on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:14:00 PST |
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superstar images |
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| Remember Superstar? Of course you do. Well Tux and Stuart tracked him down in London and managed to get photgraphic evidence. Apparently he went gonzo on their ass, grabbing a student by the lapel and... Posted by Jeff on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:21:00 PST |
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adios |
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| Leaving Barcelona in a few hours. This experience was exactly what I needed at this particular time. "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone." But yeah, time to say adios. To Ox, my wingman/nutrit... Posted by Jeff on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:45:00 PST |
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me redux |
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| ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME... Posted by Jeff on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:03:00 PST |
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curry superstar |
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| My time here is almost up. I'm making sure that my last week here is unforgettable. Sarah flew in from London to spend it with me and Ox in our chode apartment. Last night, the three of us went to AN... Posted by Jeff on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Miss. Anthrope, David Floyd, Christophe, timothy marc, Erin, Nick Kho, Alexander, Pimpski, owl, Saad, Hoobie, Hula Honey, G-RIDE 9000™, Tynan, Magnus, Amir, Rey-Phillip V., Alpa Chino, Blahhh rOrO, Colin Smells Victory, ClarkFaint .com, ms*bees*knees, Ryan Allen Reed, Atomik ॐ, VJ_ZAICO, ♠ Christopher ♠, David, Ricky Skyy, Julian Aguila, Andrew Ko, EDWARD, Murad, My Obfuscated Mind, roi bar, espen, Tom!, Brendan, GLENN @ Body English! Wasted Space! Rehab, Brian, Ayo©
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