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 Abe Heller's Profile |
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Ceilings blow my mind. |
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| Location: | NEW YORK, New York |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jun 18, 2008 (111 days back) |
About Me |
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| After I retired from the entertainment business, I was Mustafio’s private English teacher when he first came to this country. I treated that boy like my own son. Sad to say, I do hold a tender place in my heart for him, despite all that he has done to me. I am old and not long for this earth. I’ve had three heart attacks in the the past five years. I just want "The Great Mustafio" to acknowledge his debt to me. I made a record for the Decca recording company in 1968 that proves that Mustafio completely stole my style. I also made many appearances on a TV show called ’How Sign Is High?", some of which are on YouTubes. I am currently available for personal appearences and may be contacted through this page. | |
My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 4/11/2007Band Members: Abe Heller Influences: Shakespeare, Ben Johnson, Cervantes Sounds Like: You'll may think it sounds like Mustafio, but HE STOLE FROM ME! Record Label: Decca Recording Company Type of Label: Major |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (A'cappella / 2-step / Showtunes) |
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My Blog |
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Last year. |
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| I had won fifty dollars playing poker in the Bronx, but by the time the game was over it was already 3AM. It would be impossible to find a bus or a street car at that hour to get home. My friend sugg... Posted by Abe Heller on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:14:00 PST |
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Prunes. |
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| Mother kept a produce stall at the local market, and recently bought a sack of prunes from a distributor. When she examined the prunes, however, she found them full of worms. Without loss of time she... Posted by Abe Heller on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:30:00 PST |
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Pre-shave. |
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| Before I got dressed today, I punched myself dutifully in the stomach; a tried and true method to soften the bristles, and then I looked in the mirror and said "GO!!!" Perhaps due to my adv... Posted by Abe Heller on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:38:00 PST |
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Patrol. |
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| This morning a rooster popped up behind the little egg nest I've been building, where I store my small camera placed gently with the eggs and mail correspondence on the exterior window ... Posted by Abe Heller on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:49:00 PST |
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One-price grocery store. |
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| As a customer who doesn't like to bargain, I recently ventured into a slightly out of the way grocery store one morning for my banana. "I don't like bargaining, that's why I'm here," I told the groce... Posted by Abe Heller on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:41:00 PST |
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Sams Delicatessen. |
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| Very few customers came to eat at Sam's delicatessen. And the weeks rolled by and Sam earned very little money. There was a long meat counter with some good, red beef in it. Once a customer asked Sam... Posted by Abe Heller on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:37:00 PST |
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Big Baby. |
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| So they were down to three contestants walking off the street like a triumvirate of Silly Putty brand scientists looking for a spare room at the same time, all of them my former classmates. They... Posted by Abe Heller on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST |
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Dukes |
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| Mother made two fists and tried to lighten the mood by saying "Put up your dukes!" I DID put up my dukes. Mother landed a fast left hook square center on my chin. She said, "That's n... Posted by Abe Heller on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:49:00 PST |
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Quagmire. |
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| I vomited a splash of printing ink, whitewash, and decorative paint while at the restaurant, leaving multicolored puddles everywhere. The waiter returned from the vibrating doorway carrying a re... Posted by Abe Heller on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:18:00 PST |
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Bicycle |
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| Her mother had come from Poland as a child and her father from Hungary. My wife was the first person in either family to go to college, majoring in Anthropology. But she was a poor scholar... Posted by Abe Heller on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:56:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Abe Heller’s Mistress, mustafio, MUSTAFIO FOR PRESIDENT, Old Chen, Will Lee NYC, Lane, Psychedelic Octopus, Tan Sleeve, Agent Brown, Apostrophe, tom m., Born Again Berry, NEONWORM, David Bannon, ★Official Hargo Fansite★, JEBO, bébé girl francais fry, Prophet "The Heart of Toledo", Henrietta, deJennerate, paragonethos, Music Collector, m. van tryke, THE MANIA AGAPE, Studio 2304, Lark, Pony Bob, BOB Operator of the Space Water Splash & Fun Zone, The Sheriff, Eurika, People's Republic of Kinkistan, Aurelio, Crazy Floyd, DOCTOR SCIENTIST, Ghodbane, Kewpie, MiLLyMillzz, †ΌΜǺIΈ†ΌΜǺS©, EH2o et AUTOREVERSE, D.B., Nathan, FOREIGN OBJECTS OF VETO, Authors On The Rise Book Reviews, Myspace Addicts Anonymous - Online Chat Room, DeviantNation.com, Cute Rocker Chick, Broadcast Asylum Radio Co-Host, Leslie, DJ MIGRAINE
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