Lynsey's Profile |
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Can I just call you 'Tiger'? |
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| Age: | 24 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Edinburgh, Scotland |
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| Height: | 5' 7" |
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| Last Login: | Jun 14, 2008 (115 days back) |
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About Me |
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Myspace Editor Pimp MySpace Hello *waves* I'm Lynsey. I'm not really sure why I created this page- one of these spur of the moment things, or perhaps I'm just a shameless attention seeker! I'm that annoying DJ in the pub who tells you that I won't play your song because it's shit. I don't mince my words. Likes: Radio, Stand-up comedy, People falling off horses, people who mouth off to other people, sticking cotton buds in my ears, Pimp My Ride (not the UK version though), The Crystal Maze, my blister inducing flipflops, prank phonecalls to phoneboxes, MSN, microphones, jeans, clothes with stripes or spots on, the loch ness monster, waking up with a hot guy and enjoying morning after cuddles, hyperbole, the memory of being 8 and playing my parents up with that mixture of excitement and growing horror as you wait for the inevitable slapping, onomatopoeia, playing with jingles, laughing at people who vomit for half an hour outside your flat at 3am, underwear, especially push-up bras, trying to get my car into spaces half its length, anything sparkly, festivals, cider, discombobulating, wine, Volkswagens, horses, and popping bubble wrap. Dislikes: Neds, Returning phonecalls to my parents, crashing my car, having crap hair, blisters, parallel parking under pressure, not being able to play guitar, smelly people on buses, public transport in general - loony alert!, children, Motherwell (it's a cunt of a town), people who use apostrophes in the wrong contexts, midgets, Spam (the "meat", not solicitous emails), Keane, Martin Clunes, going to the zoo on a school holiday, traffic lights that work against me in mysterious ways, CDs that skip, ISDN lines that cut out midway through your presenter's link, the phonecalls that ensue to the presenter and station engineer!, putting up tents, sale shoes that don't come in your size, badly fitting bras, blowing up lilos and beach balls, and plastic bags that dye your hands blue when you carry anything any distance in them. |
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My Interests |
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| Radio, horses, jingles, music! I also like cooking, when the mood takes me - which it doesn't do very often. But I get my kicks out of pretending I'm Nigella whatsit. I also love August, it's my favourite month of the year cos I generally get to sleep very little, and go and see loads and loads of comedy. I usually spend more than I earn in August, to be honest, but that's just because Alan from Festival FM always makes me buy him drinks. ;o) Just one more cider, eh, Al?God, this is making me sound dead boring. I'm usually to be found bouncing along at some gig or other, and I also like spending time drinking with my friends whilst playing guitar in open spaces.Finally, I can often be found sitting parked in buslanes stealing people's wireless broadband... as I will get my own... one day, I've just not got my finger out my arse yet. | |
I'd like to meet:Ummm, anyone really. I'm up for meeting all sorts of mad bastards, to be honest. Especially the maddest bastards of all - the folk involved in presenting on, producing on, working for, or listening intently to radio!Don't message me if you're a nymphomaniac just after hot sex, because although I could probably give you the hot sex, I would have to kill you for being so shallow.Oh, and I've got hugs for you... if you were born in the 80s, the 80s! |
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Music:Ash (my uber band),Aberfeldy, Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Belle & Sebastian, Feeder, Charlotte Hatherley, Chicks On Speed, Weezer, Ladytron, Franz Ferdinand, Bloc Party, Dogs, Cherryfalls, Girls Aloud, Charlotte Church, Idlewild, Biffy Clyro, Pixies, Smiths, No Doubt, Mylo, Reindeer Section, Dolly Parton, B52s, Divinyls, Greenday, Proclaimers, SClub7, and myself, when I take to karaoke.Bwahahahahaha. |
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Movies:*looks apologetic* I don't really watch films. Apart from Grease (my alltime fave) and Harry Potter... I recently bought myself some fitness DVDs to try to shed the pounds in 2007. Sadly I get through the warm-ups and am ready to collapse so it's not all going to plan... I also love the Rocky Horror Show- bring on the stockings and suspenders! |
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Television:I just bought a telly!!!! So I find myself watching Channel 5's In The Grid repeatedly. What else do I like...? Ooh, my old flatmate Emma had me watching Eggheads, have you ever seen it? Basically, this team of total brainiacs compete against random teams- they're always conceited tossers though and win. All the time. I hate the eggheads. Especially Daphne, she is EVIL. I like stuff like the Crystal Maze, old episodes of that were on the other night, I've decided I quite fancy Richard O'Brien, but only when he plays the harmonica. |
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Books:I learned the whole of the Catcher in The Rye for Higher English. I got an A. Hear ye, hear ye. I also learned a number of Norman MacCaig poems such as my favourite, Assisi. *steps off soapbox* I also like trashy novels, Sheila O'Flannigan, Marian Keyes, anything where the man is usually a bastard and treats his woman badly but it all works out in the end! My mother is well versed in keeping me in stock of these, yay! |
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Heroes:Bloody good question.Actually, who is my hero? Probably Micky Gavin. In all seriousness, it's probably Grant Stott or Alex Boyd- they're legends that I have the privilege of working with. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Edinburgh |
| Religion: | Protestant |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Bank person/radio bod/DJ |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Stuff. |
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So, I've not updated you since I was in Bristol... I must say, it was possibly the best holiday I have ever been on. I do quite want to move to Bristol...What did we get up to. Well, you know... Posted by Lynsey on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:25:00 PST |
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Quick update |
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| Just a quick blog, as we're paying for pay-as-you-type t'internet.
Whittall and I today decided to be cultural, and went to Stonehenge.
Now, I know what they say about the Scots being tight, but £6.30... Posted by Lynsey on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST |
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Playout mutterings |
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| Let it be known, manually firing off jingles is for suckers. Me and Dalet (the new playout system at work) are now in a relationship. I still worry he will shit on me from a great height though. How d... Posted by Lynsey on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:48:00 PST |
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Things I've learned this week... |
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| 1. You probably won't get arrested for lying on the grass in a radio station car park in your bra, soaking up the sun. (SUN!!! IN GALA!!!) You will, however, get embarrassed and have to pu... Posted by Lynsey on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:53:00 PST |
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Terror, horror, and all that's scary |
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| Today I experienced the most exhausting, terrifying, responsible three hours of my life.I took Paula's almost-four-year-old, Ethan, to the soft play area at Ocean Terminal.Now, if you know me, you'll ... Posted by Lynsey on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:03:00 PST |
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He's a sweet talkin', sugar coated candyman! |
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| or so they said about Iain Waugh when he took to the pole in Licquorice club last week, giving the strippers a run for their money!
How very amusing, Jeff's leaving do last Friday was hilarious, and t... Posted by Lynsey on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST |
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ME (stolen from Shoni x) |
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| 1.WHAT IS YOUR DISPLAY NAME ABOUT?My name is indeed Lynsey. The Diva part is cos I'm a disco diva!2. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN?At a Granger gig in Bannermans. Lush!3. WHAT IS YO... Posted by Lynsey on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST |
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YEAH!!! FUCKING YEAH!!! I FEEL HOT!!! |
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| ..> Sadly not in an attractive way... more in a very hot, sweaty way. Currently sitting with all the living room windows open in an effort to cool the fuck down. Me and Sal went to the park to play ... Posted by Lynsey on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:05:00 PST |
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MY MY... |
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| At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender! Oh yeah! And we all went to East Kilbride on Saturday night. We were there to see an Abba tribute, as our bonus celebrations from the bank. Well, Chri... Posted by Lynsey on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST |
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Things my mother taught me this week... |
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| My mother is worldly wise. This week her words of wisdom included: "If nothing else, always make sure you have a clean dishcloth." "Ajax is your best bet for removing heavy stains." "You never go ... Posted by Lynsey on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:53:00 PST |
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Bev, Miss Mac, Wired, Tim from Narnia, Guy, Krystle - SONY RADIO AWARD WINNER 08, Richard, Miltos, Ally, Rossco, fen, KK, Davey D, Aqua Baby Apple x, Martin (Current Buns), fiona, Caroline, Laul, Val, Lucio, marsha xfm, Ladytron, Jacobs Pillow, The Dunderheids, RuBiX, The Lindeans, The Unknownn, Laura Black, GOATS DONT SHAVE, Electronic Pyjama Party, The Genuine Articles, the fusiliers, Tuck Shop Crew, PROMOGIRL, This Is Music: 5th July @ Henry’s, Out From Animals (Download our single today, 79p!), The-Muzic Management, Big Hand, james dalton, Dj Wolf Heart, Ian, Mark (97.3 Forth One), Early Fashion, Split, Bradley Music Services, Rachel, The Garden Party, Ego Edinburgh, slashdot, Laird Christopher, Red Star Institute, Vanessa, Kayes Kreations, mike the dazzler, kristina
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