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 elif lisa's Profile |
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you're a man now. so won't you please bring home my bacon? |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | 773. 214. 919. 512, |
| Country: |  Togo |
| Height: | 0' 1" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | May 13, 2008 (572 days back) |
About Me |
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| The perversion of ``Ugh!'' To me, our wanton misuse of the ejaculation ``Ugh!'' is most distressing. Only yesterday I was profoundly shocked to hear it from the lips of a seemingly intelligent steeplejack's wife as she watched her husband fall off his steeple. I consider that inexcusable. Properly used, ``Ugh!'' should only be ejaculated by little girls of seven to express their contempt for brewery wagons. The more I think of that steeplejack's wife, the madder I get. Coaching a Deb ``A debutant's success,'' says Prof. Schnittknecht, the Grammarian, ``Depends largely upon her proper use of words-especally those sticklers, humph! and faugh! If a boorish chap brings two dead fish, you must actually be haught. `Faugh!' is the term for two dead fish. Keep those words straight in your pretty little head and you will go a long way socially. A Costly Grammatical Error The worst blunder I ever made was in Buckingham Palace, where for three months I had passed myself off as the Prince of Wales. I had fooled the King, but the Queen was a wee mite suspicious, so one afternoon she had me beaned with a pot of geraniums. ``OOP!'' I ejaculated, and the cat was out of the bag! (If you examine the accompanying chart, you will see that ``OOP!'' is only used when a gentleman is beaned with a Listerine phial.) Exposed by my ignorance of the King's English, I was exiled, and the true Prince of Wales, whom I had hidden, was returned to his rightful estate. i'm the form. you're the content. your horoscope for RIGHT NOW |
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My Interests |
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| tea steam rooftops |
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I'd like to meet:someone who can teach me how to drive my motorcycle.i want to meet people interested in space exploration.instant messaging is so oh-seven: txleavestx |
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Music:unz unz unz |
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Movies:an american in paris. the red shoes. |
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Television:prefer to look at a blank wall |
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Books:can i read you? |
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Heroes:pilobolus. laura halm. mom. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Middle Eastern |
| Hometown: | Richardson, Tx |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | dance teacher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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western ave. 10am. 4-21. |
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| kate- if you have anymore, give em up. this was one WELL DOCUMENTED walk. and your scones were DELICIOUS by the way. i have your solid silver box that you brought them in washed and ready to give back... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST |
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how come so many of you... |
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| forgot my birthday?? a couple of my closest friends didn't even call me!!how sad :*(but at least i had a good time...drew dressed up like spider man and it was probably the best part of my day:t... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST |
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ipod vs cassette tape |
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| click this for a pretty good side by side comparison Posted by sweet sweet elif on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST |
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yes, i think about you |
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| did someone say four twenty? ahem... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST |
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piano man |
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| ... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST |
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how i feel. what i say. |
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| one of these videos describes how i feel about people. the other describes how i vocally try to explain things that are useless to try to explain.
... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST |
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saturday night canopy |
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| .. .. Posted by sweet sweet elif on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST |
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take a poll |
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| do you think it's insulting when someone tells you what to wear on a date? or is that a perfectly natural request? ... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST |
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super bowl shuffle. helll yes. |
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| ... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST |
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me and you babe |
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| who's with me on this? i mean, hey, i'm important enough to stir shit up! i'm sure by the time i try to learn the ropes of my cycle, it will look as shitty as this one...... Posted by sweet sweet elif on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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b, Kelly, Jack-Links, shanstriss, Sara, Marti and Christine, Mira, Tyler, Mule, emmett, baby doc op, Tim, John, katiebug, kevin nyberg, No Faux Paws, emily "yoko is a whore" lennon, Alan, Heaven, candycanesammy, Lily, Moira, Gareth, Scrawl Collective, sonic death monkey!!!, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!, Julie, The Wilmont, Grayson and Megan, PROZACK, R. JoKer, I heart Dr. Pancake, Turgan Isobuster, the helping hand of hydrocodone, the Kid, Mucca Pazza, Joshua, Taylor, Dave Basaraba, brooks
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