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 evil bert's Profile |
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drunk & yelling at the cop who took my mug. |
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| Age: | 36 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | brooklyn, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | May 27, 2008 (560 days back) |
About Me |
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| People who watched sesame street as a child don't seem to realize that its located in da hood. Most of the characters are actually based on real crazy peeps around town. That bum that lives in the trash can, Oscar is just a smelly ol' bum. Big Bird, that prick is just the neighborhood's rat. He was always tellin' the cops where he saw us smokin' our wacky tobacky. He and that fat stupid friend of his Snuffleup-his-ass who we at first thought was a hallucination 'cause we wuz always baked. Well, me and Erine are in jail 'cause we tried to rob the neighborhood Key Food's store. People keep askin' me why key foods. My answer to them everytime is 'cause we were hungry; from being baked. | |
My Interests |
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| code poetry:: while(hubert.hasJob()) { hubert.isRockStar(false); hubert.isCool(false); hubert.setVacationDays(0); } |
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I'd like to meet:smooth operators or bad ass mamma jammas |
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Music:yes. not the band. i mean yes i like music. |
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Heroes:steven anderson |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander |
| Hometown: | columbus, oh |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
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