Formed on March thirteenth of two-thousand and seven with a two week deadline before our first show (with the Chinese Stars). During the following fourteen day time-crunch, four songs were written (’Dead Skulls’, ’Thirty Stones and a Fat Vagina’, ’Nice-Looking Glass Eye’ and ’Sweatpant Boners’) which carved out our niche as Western NY’s premier lewd-ass/boner-rock band.

The initial line-up consisted of Trav on drums, Mike handling the guitar duties, and Steven contributing various synthesizer elements. Budd has since been added to fill out the sound with smooth bass lixxx.

A few groups we’ve shared the stage with thus far: The Chinese Stars, Impossible Shapes, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Pit Er Pat, Aloha.

Mike’s dream has always been to bang Madonna and as such he will eventually quit the band and join the NBA.