 Poopin Pimp's Profile |
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| Last Login: | May 21, 2009 (210 days back) |
About Me |
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I had DNA from The King surgically implanted into my anus which gives my flatulence a scent of peanut butter and pork chops, and causes my doo doo to grow sideburns. I've found that having sideburns on your poo gives the colon an extra scrubbing on the way down and also produces a wondrous tingling sensation. I am NOT an Elvis "impersonator". Since DNA from The King himself resides in my anal cave, I am in essence ONE with the King. I do his bidding by way of my butthole. He speaks to me everytime I pinch a loaf and everytime I drop wolf bait. I then communicate his thoughts to the unsuspecting public by way of Karaoke. Now thanks to the power of the internet, I can share the love with the world. It's a poopin' pimpin' revival and I urge you to join my Poo Poontang Posse. Thank you, thank you very much... POWER TO THE POOPHOLE!!! Layout by CoolChaser |
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Music:Member Since: 3/7/2007Band Members: The Poopin' Pimp (duh), uppers, downers, ganja, LSD, PCP, cocaine, heroin, X, crack, big booty hos and lotsa alkyhol Influences: Sounds Like: Record Label: Unsigned |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Minimalist / Freestyle / Comedy) |
My Blog |
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Check out my new recordings!! |
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If singing crappy songs is wrong...I don't wanna be right
POWER 2 DA POOPHOLE!!! Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:59:00 GMT |
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Mo' K-rokee madness!!! |
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The closest I'll ever cum to Samantha Fox...
I really should stop drinking so early in the day Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:49:00 GMT |
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Myspace Karaoke? Ah hell naw... |
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Just discovered this today,
Nena - this is for you and your jungle pits... Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:15:00 GMT |
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New Schlong...I mean SONG |
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| Yes sirree a new tune is finally here!!! Recorded in high -drunken-def in a matter of minutes under the influence of the almighty Sparks Plus (aka Kool-Aid for alkies). "Helga The Impaler" tells the t... Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:38:00 GMT |
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JUNE FREESTYLE POSTED!!!! |
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| That's right you nappy-assed freaks, we have a winner for the June "Divine Inspirational Freestyle Jam"!!!! I Seem To Have Misplaced My Pants got the bestest Father's day gift EVER, his song idea "Big... Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 17:25:00 GMT |
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DUMBEST IDEA EVER OR PURE GENIUS? |
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| While wiping my bleeding, sweaty crack after giving birth to a hog-sized peanut-ridden ass log, I had a poopiphany...I will be posting a monthly freestyle song inspired by YOU! If you have a topic you... Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:37:00 GMT |
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HOT STUFF HOT SHIT?! |
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| Yes my Blog entries have been slow as of late, but so have my bowel movements and THAT is what inspires me! This steady diet of bread, cheese, and Big Butt Doppelbock beer gets me all constipated. I n... Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:13:00 GMT |
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NEW LIVE SMASH HIT |
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| Thanks to the freaks at Bodog I can have five songs now. As you can imagine I was so happy I shit myself and had a couple of da Poopoontang Posse hoes wipe my ass with soothing Preparation H wet wipes... Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:29:00 GMT |
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I Had A Poo-piphany |
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| During my mid-afternoon bowel cleansing (a bit runny, yet firm in the middle) the King spoke from the depths of my colon. He told me to make a "happy lil' number, something the club kids rollin on E a... Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
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Ever sit on the pot so long your legs go numb? |
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| I took sucha violent poop this morning (all hungover and dehydrated with taco sauce on my chin and the breath of a dead mongoose) that I passed out on my golden toilet. When I awoke I immediately hit ... Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:59:00 GMT |
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