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 Serge's Profile |
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Walking through hell to get a little thirstier..." |
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| Age: | 38 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Shinagawa, Tokyo |
| Country: |  Japan |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Oct 17, 2008 (387 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam... | |
My Interests |
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| I like ranting on anti-social social web sites. | |
I'd like to meet:mmmmmm ... meat ... |
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Music:So ... wait, does anyone still read this part of the profile? Do people care what kind of music everyone else is listening to? I mean, are there losers sitting alone in their underwear, at 2 a.m., wired on soy mochachiatocrappafrappachinos, with soft porn on in the background and the warm glow of the monitor on their face thinking, "wow, look at this other loser! It's like we were made for each other! They like 'pretty much anything except, maybe, country western!' That describes me perfectly!! I'm gonna email them right now and tell them that I'm taking the red eye to Dog Leg, Arkansas so we can meet as soon as possible and talk about how awesome the new Good Charlene video is and how it's changed our lives. Then maybe we'll fall fast in love, get married and have kids with awesome musical taste ... or just hook up and cheat on our spouses ... whatever." I mean, I understand using this thing as a fancy phone book, but the last time I checked, my current phone book doesn't list people's favorite bands: "John - 555-1212; Easy listening/Ambient". Or, am I missing the point. Have we all de-evolved to the point where this is the new meat market?? Is this the new "cruising the mall for chicks"?? Am I the dipshit sitting at the bar all alone, wearing $5 cologne wondering where the babes are while everyone else is having crazy, sloppy My Space orgies while blasting Simple Plan??? Oh ... wait ... I gotta go. Bedroom Eyes 2, starring Wings Hauser just got good! Time to log off from the scary fire box. Oh ... I almost forgot ... I like pretty much anything ... except, maybe, country/western… |
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Movies:You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish. |
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Television:My third parent ... I love you TV ... |
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Books:oooh ... this where I get to be ostentatious ... Women (and anything else by Bukowski), the Tin Drum, Beyond Good and Evil, Death on the Installment Plan, Crime and Punishment, Geek Love |
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Heroes:Lord Jesus Christ, my Mom, Dad and TV, Easy E and the slug I'm gonna lodge in my brain after writing this. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Leningrad, East Bay, Tokyo, Your Mom's house |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Jackassalope |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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My crazy bullet train ride. |
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| Here's a little ditty about my bullet train ride this afternoon. So, I get on the train, settle in and decide to go to the toilet to change my clothes. This happens to be one of these phys... Posted by Serge on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:08:00 PST |
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Fucking Quizes - Lame! |
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| Here's a great little phenomenon that's taking over this whole My Space thing - quizzes. Every time I log on here, I see 40 quizzes my bulletin boards list. For those of you who are addict... Posted by Serge on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:32:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Phil, Ken Yokoyama (Ken Band), Amanda-Starla, Pizza Of Death Records, Limp, 32, Jeremy, Luke stewart, Polly, Lulu, Ann, GUNN, Tokyo Hiro, Duncan, billy no mates, Billy Bouchard, Tillie, Stefanie, monie monie, sean...ftw, Marc, Gentle, Kathy, allyson, ♠ Steven ♠, eli, Karina Denike, Lexxi Paul(friends only) FOR OBAMA, atsushi, HIROSHI HIRAKAWA, lovehysteric, La BoogaBear, **So damn spicy**, Let It Burn, Sharkie, Daijinn, Kenny G, hiroko3, 296　, DeAnimal, Fever Blister, Miko, Margie
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Serge's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. wings hauser, pacific islander, dog leg, social web, tokyo japan, bedroom eyes, sitting at the bar, shinagawa, dipshit, warm glow, meat market, soft porn, missing the point, leningrad, musical taste, red eye, charlene, atheist, orgies, simple plan |
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