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I'm coming to FAIRFIELD...ONTARIO,CA ... KANSAS CITY!!! Like a video? COPY IT!!! |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | LOS ANGELES, CA |
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| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Jun 20, 2008 (545 days back) |
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About Me |
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ADAM WILLIAMSON THRULINE (310) 595-1590 adam@thrulinela.com COLLEGE AGENT: BARBARA MEYERS @ ADMIRE ENTERTAINMENT (845) 365-3436 contact@admireentertainment.com ADD THIS BANNER TO YOUR PAGE BY COPY & PASTING THE CODE BELOW ************************ ADD THIS BANNER TO YOUR PAGE BY COPYING & PASTING THE CODE BELOW ***********************Throw your freckles in the air... like you don't care! I'm a Happily Married, Stand-up Comedian... I joined MySpace because it is a great way to network with my FANS! Feel free to add me as your friend so that I can keep all of you posted on my upcoming comedy shows and events. Lots of Laughter,The Roosterwww.DARRENCARTER.com |
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My Interests |
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| visiting www.darrencarter.com GREAT SITE! I also enjoy napping, tennis, playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, fast forwarding with my TiVO, eavesdropping at restaurants, listening to Hip Hop and Country music, dipping my french fries into ranch dressing, watching police chases, and making my wife laugh. | |
I'd like to meet:**HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Why wait until 2009?!!!**Comedy fans who want to "Spread The Red!" Want a T-Shirt of your own? You can buy one Herewww.DARRENCARTER.com www.DARRENCARTER.com www.DARRENCARTER.com |
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Music:CHECK OUT MY STAND UP @www.DARRENCARTER.com |
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Movies:Check out a clip of me and John Travolta at www.DARRENCARTER.com..............John is a real nice guy and a pleasure to work with. We improvised before the scene starts and that was a blast!.............. I have two more movies coming out this year. As soon as i find out when i will post here. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | Putting the fun back in funny |
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My Blog |
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ADVICE FROM THE GREEN ROOM (Interview about comedy) |
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| A friend sent this interview I did after a showin Kansas City last year. Forgot about it =)Bradley is a cool guy and a funny comic. Check him out if you're in town...~DarrenSaturday, April... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:36:00 PST |
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MODESTO STATE THEATRE Newspaper Article |
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| Spread the red Fatherhood and career keep comic Darren Carter a busy manBy Aaron DavisSpecial to The Record May 22, 2008 6:00 AM While fatherhood is no laughing matter, it cert... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:51:00 PST |
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FUN TIMES AT THE SACRAMENTO AIRPORT (Sorry woman in seat 14 A) |
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| Today when I flew from Burbank to Sacramento...(Getting ready for to perform at The Punchline)...I noticed the chubby chick next to me had a shirt that said, "BODY PHAT". I said, "BODY FAT huh? Wo... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:47:00 PST |
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GAS PRICES!! |
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| WOW! If Gas Prices get any more expensive I'm going to drive halfway to my destination...call AAA and have them tow me the rest of the way. Ba-Da-Bing! Some people LOVE labels and bragging about how... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST |
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TATTOOS and KID PICTURES |
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| Told my wife I should get a tattoo on my penis that says, "Caution! Choking Hazzard!" She said I should get another tattoo underneath that says, "Small Parts". ZING!***********************************... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST |
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BAKERSFIELD, CA March 13th Listen to the RADIO COMMERCIAL |
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| ... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:22:00 PST |
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Sometimes you dont want to swear. Sometimes you cant wait!! |
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| My cousin and his wife are coming to visit my wife and I this April.He and his wife never swear.We swear A LOT.Not unnecessarily ... but if I'm drinking coffee and some spills on mycomputer I'm not go... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST |
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THESE TWO STORES SHOULD NEVER BE NEXT TO EACHOTHER! HAHA! |
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| ... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST |
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OBAMA'S VOICE kinda sounds like, "Dwayne THE ROCK JOHNSON to me..... |
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| Obama's voice kinda sounds like, "Dwayne 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON to me. I'm waiting for him to clothesline Hillary and say.... "Can you smellllllll what 'BARACK' is cooking!" Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:43:00 PST |
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NICOLE RITCHIE had baby!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED? |
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| The baby weighed the same as Nicole.... BA-DA-BING!!!***********************************************
*******************I'll be at The Ontario Improv Jan 30 - Feb 2Call (909) 484-5411 to RSVPMy COMEDY ... Posted by DARREN CARTER on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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JAY DAVIS, Brad Williams, ALEX 3000, Kvon !!! Laugh Factory Sat Night 11 50, Ontario Improv, IRVINE IMPROV!, Big Fluff Nickolantern, TOOGIE, JOEY MEDINA, Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte), Curtis Marsh, Ice House Comedy Club, Bob Biggerstaff, Comedy, TN Comedy Club-Memphis, The Comedy Spot Comedy Club in Scottsdale, Arizona, Johnny Sanchez, The CMC, Daniel Tosh, alfred robles, Duke of Sacto, mI.k.Eg' ™Pr0m0Te, Design &Photography, Justin Worsham, World Famous Laugh Factory, Rene Garcia, Orny Adams, The Mexicanz, Kid Rock, DJ Spin, Michael S. Damien (tm), MESA 5150, VARGUS, Mr.Sid Davis - Comedian, NATE..., *~Mrs. D~*, Brian, Danita, Rosemary, RAF, ~♥~Lydia~♥~, ~ MARISOL ~, Stand Up Comedy in the 805! 9pm Camarillo!, Diva, WILL WORK FOR GAS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!, SAY, ★☆Dora★☆iou one galaxy★☆, FKNjavi, Timothy, *Bama*, EXTRAORDINARY, Sikeston Home Coming, CK, DJHALFMOON, BOOHEEM DA GENERAL OFFICAL MUSIC MYSPACE PAGE, Efrain, Maija DeSevilla, el DADDY., dj crash, Alicia, BOB PERKELL, Archangel: The Enigmatic Menace, Gumby, Nestor Rodriguez, kellogg's [cereal] killer, ♪☆The KINGS QUEEN♪☆, Rob, Geri Mars, Comedy Goddess, roach..., Ryan, Pete Moon, Phil Johnson - Life Extractor, Dustin Torres, ~~JEN~~, ~ Monique ~, Andria
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