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 The Lord's Profile |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Every where, Illinois |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Apr 29, 2008 (575 days back) |
About Me |
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| First of all let's get one thing straight. I am not God. Do not whine to me about the world or the people in it because I did not create this mess.___ I was born into a poor family (deadbeat dad) and I had to go to school, work, eat, shit, pay rent and deal with racism and all of the other things that may have you pissed off so give me a break. You may not like getting pulled over while driving your car but they do not nail your ass to a big piece of wood so complain to someone who gives a damn. ___ I also do not want to hear about your personal problems day and night. Figure it out for yourself. It is called life people and it is yours to deal with. With all of the shit going on in this world do you really think that I care about your favorite football team, your kids little league game or whether or not you get a raise? ___ And another thing… Do not cry to me because your dad is coughing up blood because he smoked 2 packs a day for 30 years. That was his choice and now he can deal with the consequences. Amen.------
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Television:I like the news, because that's the funniest thing on television. |
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Books:I have read many books but stay away from the Bible. You would be surprised at how much of that shit is pure fiction. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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Fan Mail |
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| Mail Call!I have not posted any of my "fan" mail in some time.I get tons of this stuff and most of it is just the same crap over and over and becomes a blue after a while.Mark here thought that he ... Posted by The Lord on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:21:00 PST |
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Judgement Day (Part III) |
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| Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Republicans and Democrats....It is time for another installment of..... JUDGEMENT DAY!
This, as usual, is where I, The Lord, passes judgment on those of you who a... Posted by The Lord on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST |
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Some sweet confection for the resurrection? |
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| Yes boys and girls.It is that magical time of year once again. I am talking about Easter! Next to Christmas it is the biggest day of the year for yours truly. What does Easter mean? Well it may mean o... Posted by The Lord on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST |
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Judgment Day (part II) |
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| Yup. It is that time boys and girls...
Time for another installment of judgment day!You know the drill. I, The Lord will judge you mere mortals by just looking at your photo and rambling off the firs... Posted by The Lord on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:33:00 PST |
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Judgment Day (part one) |
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| There is a lot of judging in religion. Way too much if you ask me but any way...Since people are always expecting me or my old man to judge everyone then lets give it a go shall we?
Here are some pics... Posted by The Lord on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST |
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Eat of my body, drink of my blood |
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| Do you hunger for more then enlightenment my children?..
Then say no more because The Lord has answered your prayers with my latest enterprise...The Lord's HOT DOG HEAVEN!Now in 3 hard to avoid locati... Posted by The Lord on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST |
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Jebus in the news! |
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WASHINGTON D.C.: The long-awaited Second Coming of Christ occurred last week and went largely unnoticed. This is apparently because it ended much as the First Coming did: with the arrest, tort... Posted by The Lord on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:57:00 PST |
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Wash Your Sins Away! |
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| Grand Reopening Now Under New Management!
The Lord's...HAPPY COIN LAUNDRY
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Y... Posted by The Lord on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:43:00 PST |
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Your Horoscope From the Lord |
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| If today is your birthday
You consider yourself an enlightened and compassionate citizen of the world, but you still bust out laughing every time that Asian on the TV yells "No bingo!"
You'll ... Posted by The Lord on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST |
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Satisfied customers! |
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| I really don't like to blow my own horn (that would make me a cocksucker eh?) so once in a while I let some of my followers speak up and give you their own opinion of me... THE LORD!
Hi. The Reverend... Posted by The Lord on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:27:00 PST |
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