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 Jesus's Profile |
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| Age: | 36 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Galilee, |
| Country: |  Vanuatu |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Jul 11, 2008 (524 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Controversial Christian Faction Believes Jesus Was Nailed To Two Parallel Pieces Of Wood |
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My Interests |
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| I play an acitve role in the outcome of many sporting events. I hope and expect that all victors will thank me, because I am the one who made them win anyway. | |
I'd like to meet:True Christians |
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Music:Any and all edifying music of all types. Espescially Blindside, POD, Disciple, and Unshaken--they rock ;) |
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Movies:Any and all g-rated flicks, except for Walt Dinsey movies. Those gay-loving bastards can burn for eternity for all I care. |
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Television:TBN |
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Books:Teen Study Bible. It's hip and cool, and its Godly! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Middle Eastern |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | Nazareth |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Lord and Savior |
My Blog |
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Hate mail! |
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| Meet Jessica.She's retarded. Here's how I know: I am the Lord Jesus Christ. Also, she sent me a message about the upcoming presidential election.Here it is. Let's get retarded!... Posted by Jesus on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:51:00 PST |
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Hate Mail! |
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| Persecution is a bitch, and no one knows this better than The Lord. I’ve ended the process of deleting negative messages and will begin posting them in a new blog titled, "Hate Mail". ... Posted by Jesus on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:19:00 PST |
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Are you built Ford Tough Enough to Fuck Jesus? |
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Jesus Fucking Christ Compatibility Test Produced by Jesus Christ Compatability Tests, LLC. Name_____________________ Age___ Date________ All test forms will be given to Jesus C... Posted by Jesus on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 05:20:00 PST |
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Memories |
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| I get asked ALL the time about what I did with my life from ages 12-30, because that time of my life was never recorded. I'm not sure why people care, but hey, I am the freakin messiah...so I gu... Posted by Jesus on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:54:00 PST |
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I love you |
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| Seriously. I love you. I've never felt this way about someone before. When I'm with you, I...I just feel so alive! I can be myself when I'm with you. Nobody has ever made... Posted by Jesus on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:48:00 PST |
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stupid freakin fig tree |
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| Nothing pisses me off more than when a fig tree doesn't produce fruit--especially when it is out of season. I mean, WTF? I'm the freakin Savior! And the Savior gets hungry. And if I want a freakin pie... Posted by Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Divine assistance/prayer requests |
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| Please direct all of your prayers here. I am a busy deity, but I'll get to you in turn. Till then just try shutting your freakin yapper for once, huh? Posted by Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Geisha, Rod Stewart's illigitimate love child, Little Feet, Niki, creepy marla, Victoria, brittany, Tom, Jonathan, TONY!!!, Free Life Ministry, Inc., Bagel Boobs, Sean, ยก Carlitos wey !, BigRed, Lt. Archer - Flying Hellfish, This is the Real Me, Katy, Tootie, brandon., Triple B, Ohio, Mister Bone, Amber, Katerina, nickleass, The Nephew Brothers, m, Chaos As Shelter, Shane Stein, Fight, Fuck, Dance, Destroy!", Gwen*Sabines Mfer Doppleganger*, {b!te*me}, Let Us Reason, Biowaste, Kristina,, ~joe~, Sweet Iraqi Moonshine, Cotton, NATALIE, The Chris, Anna, Anthony("Bishop")[This Was A Triumph.], ., :: Kyle ::, Alycson, Aaron, DEATH, S. Vinson
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