Puma the Dog's Profile |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | HULL, MASSACHUSETTS |
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| Height: | 2' 0" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
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| Last Login: | Jun 12, 2008 (532 days back) |
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About Me |
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| i finally convinced my mommy to set up a myspace account for me. i would do it myself, if i had hands. i kept seeing all my friends on here, so now here i am! puma the dog. i love meeting new people and performing in front of a crowd. usually i impress them by chasing my tail (i actually catch it, unlike some other hacks i see out there) this usually works, i have met many new friends this way. if i'm out and about, i sometimes have other ways of meeting people. i am an amazing jumper. did you know i can jump nearly three times my own height?! it's pretty amazing really.recently, i got a new little brother. man, what a pain in the ass he is. he's constantly stealing attention away from me with those pathetic little faces he makes. he also takes my toys and destoys them! how dare he. i'm puma the dog for christs sake! doesn't he know! last week, when we were riding in the car he got carsick and vomitted all over me! it was so disgusting! don't tell anyone, but sometimes i hump him, just to show him whose's boss.i'm really a complex beast. i speak english pretty well, as you can see. i love to party. i'm the life of the party everywhere i go. i don't drink and smoke like you guys do. i have my own ways of getting my kicks: crowds of people, rocks, balloons, flashlights or laser pointers, windshield wipers, shadows (even my own) alluminum foil (you don't want to know), trees, snow, piles of leaves, waves, balls, vacuum cleaners, hoses or faucets, any kind of guy stuff like electonics, tools, fixin' stuff, and anything mechanical. when i see these things, I chase 'em, jump at 'em, lick 'em or chew 'em. | |
My Interests |
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| i have so many interests, it hard to think of them all. first of all, i am most interested in being the craziest guy around. some other interests inlcude: anything that makes light or shadows, anything resembling a rock or a ball, anything that moves us from here to there like boats and cars, anything that spins (especially ceiling fans), anything that hangs from above like tree limbs. this is a hard one, i'll get back to it later. | |
I'd like to meet:everybody! |
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Music:strictly reggae |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Hull, MA |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Occupation: | maniac |
My Pictures |
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My Friends |
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peta2.com [on the road all summer!], Oz Kennel, PITT BULL, Pit Bull Chat, AGAINST ALL ODDZ, OFFICIAL PAGE OF BULLY DOMAIN.COM, Slappy, Pokey & Beans, Pinky, Chase the dog!, camella & otis rhubarb, Captain Jack Sparrow, PRINCESS SHY & HER COURT, Wendy, Chicagoland Bully Breed Rescue, [*FeLiZ-iMo*], Gucci, DIRTY SOUTH C.C. & GRUMPY'S EDGE KENNELS, molly a.k.a.the carrot killa, rubin, Cheba, Stitch, Bob, BALTAZAR, Prada, Rita, Rockstarr Alan JACKSON the 3rd, Bill, Anti-BSL, SCRAPPY, Trinity, Schmitty, *BILLIE*, Archibald, R.I.P. Chico & Jazzy!, Fat Daddy's Pit Bull Farm, Puppy Mill Awareness, WBCN, 5 STAR PERFORMANCES, Addison, Dan Mumm, Kittie Bradshaw, MADMAN’S LULLABY, Barkin'dales, Aerosmith fan page, *Kissy Babe*, Rock Gone Wild, ~*Jessica Jones*~, ♥ Sun Bunny ♥, Taki-M, ♥ Red ♥, Written in Red, AnimalAttraction, NINKO VOX, ZARAKAN, J.HARDING BAND, Toby the dog, Catherine Carter, Angelinna, STEVER, PUP'S R HERE, patrick, #1 black fan, Elegant Executioner, Germany's Finest Playmates, Brutus and Warren, White Island, TRIBE, Bob, Patriots Insider, Johnny Depp fan page by ~J, SHANNON THE GIVER { L.R.F. }
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