Where do I start? As a child, I drank dog's milk and displayed the ability to flip television channels with my mind. I was an extra-ordinary little boy. After the sex change, which I spent years working a shoe shine/lemonade stand to save up for, I got a job as a doctor, a leg surgeon in fact, in order to pay for my irrational love of flashy high heeled shoes. I live in Tampa, with my cats and large pointsettas. Nothing is more surprising than a wintery plant in a summery state. Nothing.


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