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 MOnkEy's Profile |
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Dis monkey be seekin' revenge on Aileen McGrath. |
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| Age: | 23 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | CINCINNATI, OHIO |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 2" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Jan 16, 2008 (235 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| UPDATE: I have been livin' da homeless life lately, so dat why I not be gettin' on Myspace all dat much anymore. I see dat bitch McGrath gots lotsa new frens that be needin' to get added on here, but now dat I got rid of my diseases from da sex, I might be a little more busy wid da bitches and ho's in da Cincinnati and No'thn Kentucky areas. So, if be a little lax in gettin' yo' comment to you, please fo'give a monkey for doin' what his body was meant to do. Monkey luv. Happy Holidays, bitches. K, now on to what dis site be bein' used for: I used to live with some crazy bitch named Aileen. I don't know what planet dat woman came from because she made me hang with a bunch of other dirty ass monkeys from a do'way. Who the fuck wants to live that way? Not me, that's for sure. So, early in the afternoon of December 15, 2006, a visitor came to Aileen's house, saw the squalor I was living in, and decided to save me. Now I live in da lap of luxury that I thought only Robin Leach could ever truly understand. Champagne and caviar dreams, indeed, foo's. This monkey be scorin'. Big tyme. No mo' of dis bein' awakened at 6 in the mo'nin, getting bumped into because her laughin' drunk ass can't balance herself through the do'way. I'm through. Done. Out like a tiny dick in a gaping hole. Hey. Monkeys can be vulgar, pissed and vengeful just like you humans can be. I have recently discovered the art of pimpin' hoes because my captor told me that ain't nothin' else I can do but use my angry demeanor and broad sexual appeal to attract bitches and make them make me money. I already fuckin' told ya I wanted to dabble in the lifestyles of the rich and famous, so now I'm doin' it. Oh, and I lived with some piss-crazy cats at that bitch Aileen's house and I hated their skank asses too. Daaaaaamn, foo'. JUST CAUSE SHE BE NUMBAH ONE IN MY TOP FRIENDS, DON'T MEAN DA BITCH BE MY FRIEND. I WANT HER FACE TAH BE KNOWN IN DA GREATER CINCINNATI AREA, SO'S DAT SHE CAN GET SUHMACKED WHEN Y'ALLS SEES HER. LET'S JUST GET DEM FACTS STRAIGHT. |
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My Interests |
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| female monkeys, bananas, jane goodall, my new owner, dis website (only because I want to get even with dat bitch that made me hang from another monkey from a doorway), poker, traveling, riches, hoes, pimpin'. | |
I'd like to meet:Bitches and ho's dat don't care about my past book of relations and diseases. A nice female monkey who doesn't have a past abusive history of hanging from lame doorways. I kind of always thought those chicks from Gilmore Girls was hot, but I think dat was only because I was forced to watch dat bullshit. |
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Music:I met a lot of stupid local musicians because of my previous hellish home. I'll supply the list after I recover from the trauma. I'll dance to anything but eighties bullshit. I guess I like Da Monkees, for obvious reasons. |
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Movies:Screw movies. I just got out of hell. Dude ain't got time for movies. When I meet my special lady monkey, maybe I'll take her out for a "cock" tail and a little flick, if ya know what I mean. |
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Television:Animal Planet is my favorite channel now. Before, it was all shit. Seriously. Who the fuck watches Gilmore Girls? |
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Books:Jane Goodall: 40 Years at Gombe, The Complete Adventures of Curious George |
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Heroes:Flo. Now dat chimp had a good owner. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | The Jungle |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | P-I-M-P |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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You might be wonderin'. |
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| What dis website be fo'? Down with AILEEN MCGRATH!Dat what it be fo'.I suffered too long and too hard to let dat bitch be walkin' around this earf, thinkin' nothin' 'bout how she done me wrong. I'd ... Posted by MOnkEy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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aileen mcqueen, The Bernards, KiWi, Mond-Licht, Dmitri, [glando], my heart is robotica, Rocky Mountain High-top, ~F~K ~, Mark, the mangler, The Lions Rampant, Stafford, Trashly, Diet Audio, The Mighty, jr, Smokey Mountain High-top, Steph, stuart, S and more different S, Sarah Rebecca, the reverend, Dan, ANNACONDA, The Sheds, freedom fries, Tobias the Helter ®, H., la la, Daniele, Kendall Bruns, Black Santa, Angie, The Sundresses
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