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 Da Duke Of Da Ridge's Profile |
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| Age: | 68 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Pasadena |
| Country: |  Panama |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Last Login: | Feb 12, 2009 (294 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| MAN LAW1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a)
When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Stacey Dash
starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One
hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using
her teeth.3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and
eaten by his buddies.4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of
jail within 12 hours.5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
forever unless you actually marry her.6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At
that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the
score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to
climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and
only when it's free.12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
sober enough to fight.18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza,
but not both, that's just greedy.19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about
his choice of beer.20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding s**x pending your response.21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a)
Yeah, Baby, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and
we can hit the showers!22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e.,
both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an
almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than
you are able to have s**x with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if
necessary.24: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.25: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.
Ever.The International Council of Manhood, Ltd
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
My Blog |
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ACORN: The Most Cost-Effective Investment the Government (and Foundations) Have Ever Made |
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| By David Morris, AlterNet
Posted on September 23, 2009, Printed on September 25, 2009
http://www.alternet.org/story/142812/
To understand the current attacks on ACORN, and the organization
itsel... Posted by on Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:37:00 GMT |
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The Nation of Islam Welcomes Muammar Gadhafi |
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| By The Honorable Minister Louis FarrakhanUpdated Sep 22, 2009 - 7:41:55 PMIN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE BENEFICENT, THE MERCIFUL.It is a great honor and privilege for me, the Nation of Islam, and others t... Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:33:00 GMT |
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Why I Threw My Shoes At Bush |
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| By Mutadhar al-Zaidi, AlterNetPosted on September 18, 2009, Printed on September 22, 2009
http://www.alternet.org/story/142741/
The following is the statement of Mutadhar al-Zaidi, the
Iraqi ... Posted by on Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:17:00 GMT |
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Frank Schaeffer exposes right wing rampaging tactics |
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Posted by on Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:11:00 GMT |
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15 Best Foods to Improve Your Immunity |
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| By Tina McCarthy, EcoSalonPosted on September 1, 2009, Printed on September 1, 2009http://www.alternet.org/story/142107/Not in the mood to choke down yet another gritty serving of Emergen-C? Boost you... Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:48:00 GMT |
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There Are More Slaves Today Than at Any Time in Human History |
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| By Terrence McNally, AlterNetPosted on August 24, 2009, Printed on August 27, 2009http://www.alternet.org/story/142171/The world suffers global recession, enormous inequity, hunger, deforestation, pol... Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:23:00 GMT |
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Job Hunting 101 |
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| In tough market, avoid making costly mistakesAbridged: MCT NewsLANSING, MI -- "Because job hunters are so fearful and full of anxiety, the way they are approaching job hunting is more off-base than ev... Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:11:00 GMT |
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Michael Vick: Black Sheep Or Scapegoat On Animal Rights |
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| By: Alec Baldwin {Actor}
Several years ago, I was attending a fundraiser for an animal rights
organization hosted by a prominent couple who lived in the Las Vegas
area. Like me, the husband had bee... Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:50:00 GMT |
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The Meaning of July Fourth for the Negro |
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| http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part4/4h2927t.htmlFellow Citizens, I am not wanting in respect for the fathers of this republic. The signers of the Declaration of Independence were brave men. They were gr... Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:31:00 GMT |
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Bird Flu Hoax |
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| Part 1
Part 2 Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 10:33:00 GMT |
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