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 Xiomara's Profile |
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I'm only here to dazzle you with quality bullshit. |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | PRAIRIEVILLE, Louisiana |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 2, 2008 (133 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| My perpetual fear is levitating in church because I don't want people to look up and see my underwear. I am married to a sonambulist and since I lucubrate, it is a perfect match. I am in love with an anime villain so this is a hopeless, very hopeless romance.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Xiomara Birthday: 7th day of the 7th month Birthplace: on a coral reef jutting out the sea of Cebu Current Location: Lat. 45o Long. 67.89o Eye Color: black but they shoot lazers Hair Color: dyed black because of my albino roots Height: hobbit Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambi-dextrous but rightly dyslexic Your Heritage: Filipino and part-Pekingese The Shoes You Wore Today: the most uncomfortable mules ever designed by elves Your Weakness: long haired drummer named Thad Glindmeyer, boys that look like girls, sushi and unchocolate flavored ice cream Your Fears: levitating and accidentally becoming telekinetic Your Perfect Pizza: shrimp and snow crab and calamare and sea cucumbers. yum! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not be too famous Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm smiling but of course, I'm not that yellow. Thoughts First Waking Up: uhmmm...where are my clothes? Your Best Physical Feature: knuckles and probably wrists too Your Bedtime: whenever the Benadryl kicks in Your Most Missed Memory: I don't recall missing a memory. Pepsi or Coke: Sprite Zero with half a pound of freshly squeezed lemons MacDonalds or Burger King: Boca Burgers (a.k.a the green meat) Single or Group Dates: Mass cult marriages Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk or one of those tea drinks that have really awesome packaging Chocolate or Vanilla: Neapolitan...give the strawberry some love Cappuccino or Coffee: 3 shots of espresso Do you Smoke: only graphic design programs...nerq! Do you Swear: Fuck no. Do you Sing: Reigning 10 PM Karaoke Queen Do you Shower Daily: 3 times a day because I love the smell of towels Have you Been in Love: Resurgent Do you want to go to College: Been there,done that, got the toga... Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that, got the slave... Do you belive in yourself: I believe in myself. I believe the person who typed this question cannot spell. Do you get Motion Sickness: Dude, I sleep on a waterbed. I'm used to motion. Do you think you are Attractive: No, I don't go around believing that I am. I can draw pretty people though. Are you a Health Freak: Full blown hypochondria Do you get along with your Parents: My mom looks like my sister and my dad went to arnis school with Bruce Lee. Yes, I get along with them. I have the best conversations with them...mostly about Bruce Lee. Do you like Thunderstorms: Why yes, it goes well with my diabolical laughter. Do you play an Instrument: Let us see if you can keep up with me...dulcimer,sithar,shamisen,harpsichord,tuba and a gay french horn In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Jager is not alcohol. Jager is the scourge of God. In the past month have you Smoked: the pole In the past month have you been on Drugs: Lortabs which do not have any effect on me at all. My tooth still hurt and I stayed up all night. In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes but we ended up in jail. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: How can you "go" to a place where you already live? In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, that's just abject gluttony, man. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You mean in the past 30 minutes... In the past month have you been on Stage: Naked except for a guitar...well at least it felt like it. |
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My Interests |
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| music for the elitists, sushi, thai peanut sauce, explicitly erotic graphic novels, anime, hentai, CosPlay fashion, vintage clothing, vintage purses most especially the really cheesy ones, vintage dollhouses with late 1960's decor, Inu-Yasha, bishounen boys (yummy!), antique stores, thrift stores, fleamarkets, Akazukin Chacha,interior decorating with stolen artifacts, Strong Bad's emails, Asian horror flicks, haunted houses (from afar...I will never go inside unless you pay me with a bag of twizzlers), Thad and coffeehouses, deciphering lyrics with Chax on particularly humid afternoons, writing poetry that don't mean anything except to the other denizens in my head and department store-bought instant antique pieces. | |
I'd like to meet:people who are symbolically castrated from me, a person that has actually met a person that lived in the subterranean city of the Shasta Mountains, a mermaid, Voynich Manuscript theorists,my imaginary friend, Charles Michael Thompson Kittridge IV aka Frank Black, poseurs who want to be poseurs, pseudo intellectual wankers that hang out at coffeeshops, retired porn stars that have found salvation, retired geishas, samurai warriors in hiding, telekinetics, charlatans, Sonya Aurora Madan, a complete stranger, my doppelganger, the real Count St. Germaine, the person that stole my rayban predator and a ronin ninja to make sushi out of the person that stole my rayban predator. |
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Music:The Decemberists,Pixies, the Wannadies, Space, Echobelly, Julie Dolphin, Interpol, Cocteau Twins, the Pillows, the Sundays, the Cardigans, Catatonia, Julie Plug, Posies, Kula Shaker, Smoking Popes, XTC, Eisley, My Bloody Valentine, Smiths, Smithereens, Trash Can Sinatras,Sugar, Astrud Gilberto, Serg Gainsbourg, Belly, Stone Roses, Mates of State, Yo La Tengo, Pizzicato 5, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians, the Doors, Pete Yorn, Hummingbirds, Wild Swans, Teenage Fan Club, Mull Historical Society, Sun 60, Shed 7, Suede, Sleeper, Elastica, Sheila and the Insects, Save Ferris, Big Mountain, Bob Marley, Urbal, That Dog, Big F, Boo Radleys, The Pursuit of Happiness, The Rentals, Robotballoons (love my own) |
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Movies:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (never was as good as the book but it still did it justice), Kill Bill Vol.1, Kill Bill Vol.2, Amelie, Sin City, Shouzou River, Pillow Book, God is Great, I Am Not, He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, La Blue Girl, Elven Bride, Ever After, Woman on Top, Lost in Translation, Ju-On, Ringu, Suicide Club, The Audition,Trainspotting, Monty Python's Holy Grail and The Meaning of Life, The Neverending Story, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Natural Born Killers,Boondock Saints, Devil's Backbone |
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Television:The 700 Club,Days of Our Lives,Lifetime TV Movies most especially with Melissa Gilbert and Valerie Bertinelli (it's heartwarming to know that 80's teen stars with Betty Ford Clinic release forms still have a career)and Informercials at 2 AM |
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Books:Kama Sutra, Delta of Venus by Anais Nin, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,Life, Universe and Everything,Restaurant at the End of the Universe,So Long and Thanks For All The Fish, all Neil Gaiman's the Sandman series,Metamorphosis and Other Stories by Franz Kafka,Shakespeare Told For Children, Fairytale books that were illustrated by Vojtech Kubasta,Arabian Nights (the seedy version),graphic design books,The Celestine Prophecy, Chuck Palahniuck, The Illustrated Decameron, God of Small Things,Griffin and Sabine |
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Heroes:My mom for saying that the moon gets halved every once in a while because a big black cat resembling the one that's on an Eveready battery would jump up to the heavens and takes a big bite off of it. My dad for promising me that he will bring me back a flying carpet from Saudi Arabia that just hovers a few inches from the ground so basically it's a hovering carpet...My twin brothers for making me ride with them on their BMX bike, crashing ever so often and shushing me to not cry because I am made of steel. My sister for being a toy-nazi...deciding when to play with our toys and when to stop then making sure I put them back on the shelf in alphabetical order. I grew up the most well-adjusted person I know this side of Neptune. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Asian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Cebu |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Porn Cartoon Animator |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Everything is dead right now, Persephone |
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| My front yard is a heap of extinct vegetation and persistent weed patches that I don't try to look at it when I drive up to my driveway. I did a grown up thing which is calling a landscape person to s... Posted by Xiomara on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST |
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Kevin shields us from the glossed out truths. |
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| I read my "morning paper" MAGNET magazine today. My Bloody Valentine finally explained the reason behind the premature long sabbatical. Drugs. Which is mostly the common denominator of musicians. Thin... Posted by Xiomara on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST |
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Hearing Things In the Quiet Room |
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| People are starting to believe I don't exist. That I was just imagined. My online presence seems to be the only thing that proves otherwise. I seldom call people back. I have stopped hanging out with ... Posted by Xiomara on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST |
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New Year's Resolutions I Will Break In The Next Two Weeks |
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| Cease ebay purchasingLose 20 lbs.Exercise is not boring (new mantra)Learn how to fix a flat tire.Make a perfect roux.Make a perfect ruse.Pretend to be sociable.Vectorize my web comic.Paint matryoshka ... Posted by Xiomara on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST |
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I Will Become That Strange Old Lady Down The Street With the Dollhouses |
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| Right now, this very instant, I am a lonely housewife. I'm not really a housewife because I work a gruelling 8 to 5 job in a corporate office that looks absurdly happy. Corporate offices are not suppo... Posted by Xiomara on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST |
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Happy mushrooms and floating death I can carry around. |
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| I have acquiesed to the demands of my materialistic nature. I bought the purse! I made a lot of people happy about the decision. They all believe that I will finally stop talking about it. For the pas... Posted by Xiomara on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST |
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Admission of a Reluctant Fashion Casualty |
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| I was so close to buying a really expensive purse. I was trying to vaccilate on it. I was also trying to justify it by thinking one has to have at least one really nice expensive designer purse. I'm n... Posted by Xiomara on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST |
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Into the Marriage of True Minds |
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| There is no secret recipe to a successful marriage, I believe. You and your partner are the ingredients that should work together no matter if you're basted, broiled, baked, fried or skewered. What wo... Posted by Xiomara on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST |
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Frou frou foxes in midsummer fires |
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| It's my best friend's birthday today. She never asks much but the one thing she wanted in the world is the one thing I wish she'd never get. I care too much about her to see her go through the same vi... Posted by Xiomara on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:27:00 PST |
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Saw on the wall, motherhood means mental freeze. |
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| What is up with all these requests of us having a baby?!? I'm pretty sure our baby will be the cutest baby in the world. I'm pretty sure everybody will love it...but I don't think they're going to hel... Posted by Xiomara on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Thaddeus Maximus, Casey Lane, b E v l e E, peridelight, Buford, jade, jodi james, Travels, Bryan, Bastardo Serioso, Jefferson, Trish, Ashyaw, Clint, Stephanie, erin, Brandi & Rhett Anthony, The Decemberists, EISLEY, Troy, sheila and the insects, "Nosce Te Ipsum" -Jared, stephanie, Sarah & P, Devil's Backburner, *jen*, Jude, ch#xmarion, Patrick, menna
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