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John Michaels's Profile

A Legend In His Own Mind

Location: Chicago, Illinois
Country: United States United States
Last Login: May 1, 2008 (585 days back)
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About Me

When people ask me how I would describe my music, well, , it’s progressive folk, punk jazz with a twist of urban classical and industrial blues with just a slight edge of new wave rag time. Or more simply put, it’s John Rock.”

John Michaels has been writing poetry and playing music from the age of 12, not so long after doctors quit starring in cigarette commercials. His beloved mom (a singer, with Appalachian genetics) bought him an acoustic guitar, and taught him a couple of basic chords. By tenth grade he was playing in a neighborhood band called ‘Mystery’ .

‘The first guitar I played was a fairly cheap Yamaha that my mom gave me and it was a good thing that it was cheap because it died from a broken neck’.

With the good fortune to hit the road with “Mystery”, under rather mysterious circumstances when his other cronies were off studying at Universities, John shirked his deeply passionate and all-consuming goal of becoming an Entomologist (the beloved study of bugs, man! ) whose future with ‘said bugs’ was certain til he discovered girls and their inevitable question “So what do you do?”, well, he couldn’t picture a future of looking into their eyes and saying, “Hi beautiful, I’m an insect technician, would you like to see some bugs and what I do with them”??? .

With musicians girls scream and holler, pouring out lust, adoration, and desire- while insects induce shrieking and repelling in disgust and fear, begging for instant death by squashing or smashing.

Entertaining audiences from Indiana to Michigan to Iowa , Wisconsin and Minnesota covering songs by Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blue Oyster Cult, The Stones and inflecting a British accent whenever entirely inappropriate, John was restless and ready to spread his wings with a new rock band, ‘Flipit’, this time as frontman and rhythm sultan…

His Taylor 810 has been his best friend for the past eight years. Engaging and lulling audiences with his verbose wit, and a repertoire of over 40 songs he comments, “Going to hypnosis was the key. No matter what my state of mind, if I strap on my guitar, and one person enters the room it triggers a blackout, and a highly entertaining personality takes over!”

John’s live shows are invigorating and entertaining, with plenty of storytelling and audience interaction. Brian McMahon, John’s songwriting whiz-pal serving up a tasty dish of solid chemistry , matches his persona in spectacular fashion, with lyrics in songs like “Crazy Town”, “You walk a crooked line/the police chief says, ‘fine’/you’ve either just arrived/or live in crazy town!/we’re glad you came/we hope you’ll stay/we’d like to see you everyday/everyday’s another day in crazy town!

When asked what he likes to do to blow off steam, “ I like to start cars on fire, get on the back of the L train with no clothes on and a long coat and flash to unsuspecting passengers. No one seems too impressed though and I never even get a second look. ”

Defining his creative process, “Process, what process! I’m there, it comes, it happens, it goes, it comes again, it happens again, it keeps coming, I keep going, and in the end it’s a whole lot of coming and going and that’s the way it goes...or comes, depending on how one looks at it…”

On his current status in the music business, "All Over the World Nobody Knows Who I Am! I can go anywhere I want in the world and no one bothers me about autographs or taking pictures with me. In fact, the majority of them don’t even bother saying hello. It took a while to adjust to the lack of pressure that comes from not being recognized by anyone or having my music heard anywhere, but I’ve never let that change me and I never will. I’m never going to let down all those people everywhere who don’t know who I am. Without their total lack of support and complete lack of recognition I could never be what I am - A Legend in My Own Mind. So my humble thanks to everyone! I love ya, you’re all beautiful" !

Extremely well preserved with a healthy dose of sex appeal and known in his circles as a connoisseur of quirk, John Michaels is definitely an artist far too ahead of his time. Ahead of my time, are you kidding! I’ve been behind my time ever since I can remember and I don’t think I’ll ever catch up with myself.”

Bio written by Lyric LaCiele-- vert.love@gmail.com

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Member Since: 12/14/2006
Band Website: johnmichaels.net
Band Members: The Invisible Dogs
Influences: People, Places, and Things. For more specifics check out my book-- ’All The Things That Have Ever Influenced Me’

Sounds Like: Fish hiding under rocks, mosquitoes having sex, ants falling from trees.

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Record Label: John John Records
Type of Label: None

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Occupation: Music Artist (Indie / Folk Rock / Alternative)

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My Blog

Im bad.......bad......bad........Im nation wide

I was never a ZZtop fan, but they did have some character and humor about them that I found entertaining, and I do remember one song that seemed to capture that. I think the chorus was something like&...
Posted by John Michaels on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:33:00 PST

We Need More Sarahs

For those of you who like good old fashioned stories here's one of mine. I'm in a band called John Michaels and The Invisible Dogs, and when we do a show, as far as the majority of the world is c...
Posted by John Michaels on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:42:00 PST

Punk Songs For Rebel Children

About a year and a half ago my status in life was elevated to that of Great Uncle due to my oldest sister's son Eric (my nephew) becoming a father to a young boy named Ethan. Ethan and I have been spe...
Posted by John Michaels on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:10:00 PST

The Aussie Connection

I was recently asked by a new found Australian friend if I was an ex-patriot& as inan ausssie who left his country for America. My answer was no, but I am an ex-patriot of America and I'm eventually ...
Posted by John Michaels on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:10:00 PST

The John Michaels Awards--Updated

Since I am having continued success as A Legend In My Own Mind, I've also decided to elect myself as a critic in my own mind. From time to time I'm going to post some of my favorite artists and g...
Posted by John Michaels on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

Hot Press

      What The Critics Are Saying     "I tried to listen to his Cd, but I couldn't get past the first song. It's just not my kind of music at all. The two t...
Posted by John Michaels on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:38:00 PST

Shocked Mom Rocks

This blog is a copy of a news letter that I sent out to everyone on my mailing list and I thought that some of you might find it entertaining. Anyone wanting to receive my newsletters and updates just...
Posted by John Michaels on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Global Warming Hits MySpace

Wow you're really hot!!!  Wow you're really hot too!!!  Check out this one man she's sooooo hot!!  I can't believe how hot she is!!! God is she ever hot or what!!! ...
Posted by John Michaels on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

Save The Flies

Since the invention of the fly-swatter, Black Flag, and Raid, there has been an alarming decrease in the fly population and contrary to popular belief they face extinction if something isn't done to t...
Posted by John Michaels on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

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